Let's go right for the obvious ones.

1. If that's the latest excuse for 'I didn't have plastic surgery, really', I'd like to call it the Squidward.

2. How could anyone tell?

3. Okay, realistically: is there any way this could not make him look better?

4. And five days later, enough of the drugs wore off for him to feel the results.

5. Shhh. Don't tell him. Let's see how long it takes before he figures it out.

6. No, really. How could anyone tell?

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