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"On Amber's Brain."

Posted by J Slice on 04-11-05 at 09:31 AM
Buggy wanted something clever. I'll try my best.

What do you suppose is going on in Amber's head when she is asked to make decisions?

Give me your best speculation.

Personally?

I'm leaning towards "Flying Toasters"


Fool me seven times, shame on you. Fool me eight or more times, shame on me.


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"RE: On Amber's Brain."
Posted by trudy on 04-11-05 at 09:39 AM
Those gray buzzing lines we used to get between channels on the TV.

"RE: On Amber's Brain."
Posted by Drive My Car on 04-11-05 at 09:40 AM
I'm sure she has very important things to think about.

Like if her hair is shiney enough on camera.



"RE: On Amber's Brain."
Posted by J Slice on 04-11-05 at 09:47 AM
Or if the "a" on her shirt is spelled correctly.


Fool me seven times, shame on you. Fool me eight or more times, shame on me.


"RE: On Amber's Brain."
Posted by zipperhead on 04-11-05 at 01:28 PM
lol

"Maybe it's supposed to be in cursive? Rob likes it when I talk dirty" - Ambuh


"On Amber's Shirt"
Posted by silentJ on 04-13-05 at 07:12 PM
I like Amber's "a" shirt.

I'm just wondering when Rob will pull out his "ssholes" shirt.


"RE: On Amber's Shirt"
Posted by J Slice on 04-13-05 at 07:14 PM
Don't be silly.

That's not how you spell "Rob"


Well, I'm actually not sure. I asked Amber, and her flying toasters came up instead.


"RE: On Amber's Brain."
Posted by Bebo on 04-11-05 at 10:15 AM
Mmmm...Pringles. I like Pringles.



"If there was ever a time you wanted permission to run over a clown . . . ."


"RE: On Amber's Brain."
Posted by nailbone on 04-11-05 at 10:54 AM
*gasp* I can't believe... I just... Man!

Bagging on my beloved Amber like that! That's just rotten, is all.


New from Sigs by Syren!!

Keep lookin' up, cuz that's where it all is. o-


"RE: On Amber's Brain."
Posted by J Slice on 04-11-05 at 11:09 AM
Ahem.

Bashers, hon.

Bashers.


You're just mad because the test-pattern playing in her head doesn't have you in place of the Indian.


"RE: On Amber's Brain."
Posted by nailbone on 04-11-05 at 11:14 AM
Still. Amber? She's so sweet and cute and...stuff.


New from Sigs by Syren!!

Keep lookin' up, cuz that's where it all is. o-

Well, duh.

"Even pretend outrage"
Posted by IceCat on 04-11-05 at 12:30 PM
... is off topic.

Cool kids, please stop making fun of the new kids.


"RE: On Amber's Brain."
Posted by zipperhead on 04-11-05 at 01:31 PM
Actually, I'm bettin' that Amber is getting tired of the whole Boston accent and she wants to spend time with a fella who has a southern drawl.

"RE: On Amber's Brain."
Posted by nailbone on 04-11-05 at 02:09 PM
Hmmmm...I'm likin' that idea....

'Course, the lovely Mrs. Nailbone might have a thing or two...or three...to say about that.


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Keep lookin' up, cuz that's where it all is. o-


"Re: Nailbone and Amber"
Posted by newsomewayne on 04-11-05 at 04:40 PM
The three things Mrs. Nailbone would have to say about that:

1. Divorce
2. Alimony
3. House payment w/no house.


Laziness Suggested by Syren, 2005


"RE: Re: Nailbone and Amber"
Posted by nailbone on 04-11-05 at 05:14 PM
True. Amber's not officially on The List.


New from Sigs by Syren!!

Keep lookin' up, cuz that's where it all is. o-


"RE: On Amber's Brain."
Posted by Max Headroom on 04-11-05 at 11:10 AM
Coattails, coattails, whose coattails can I ride on next??


"Twenty minutes into the future..."


"RE: On Amber's Brain."
Posted by J Slice on 04-11-05 at 11:18 AM
See, I wouldn't oppose to bringing back Jerri. At least she was kind of hot.


Fool me seven times, shame on you. Fool me eight or more times, shame on me.


"RE: On Amber's Brain."
Posted by TechNoir on 04-11-05 at 12:18 PM
I can't tell you without getting banned.


"The center of human nature is rooted in ten thousand ordinary acts of kindness that define our days." Stephen Jay Gould



"RE: On Amber's Brain."
Posted by Femme on 04-11-05 at 12:22 PM
M-O-O-N spells moon!

Femme
i she be your girlfriend


"RE: On Amber's Brain."
Posted by J Slice on 04-11-05 at 12:26 PM
Oooh!

Flying toaster!


Fool me seven times, shame on you. Fool me eight or more times, shame on me.


"RE: On Amber's Brain."
Posted by true on 04-11-05 at 12:28 PM
Flying toasters, eh? I kinda picture gumballs. Little round gumballs in pastel colors. But, only half full.


"RE: On Amber's Brain."
Posted by J Slice on 04-11-05 at 04:07 PM
OOoohhh...

colors!

Rob's hat has colors on it.

...

My name is Amber!


Fool me seven times, shame on you. Fool me eight or more times, shame on me.


"RE: On Amber's Brain."
Posted by weltek on 04-11-05 at 12:46 PM
LAST EDITED ON 04-11-05 AT 12:47 PM (EST)

"OMG" *click* "I LOVE meatball subs!"


"RE: On Amber's Brain."
Posted by KLinDC on 04-11-05 at 12:59 PM
I really don't like this helmet. I'm going to get helmet hair. Is Rob saying something to...is my shirt on tight enough?

"RE: On Amber's Brain."
Posted by Surveysez on 04-11-05 at 01:01 PM
clickThinking
clickmake a decision
clickdecision - a choice between two things
click two things
clicktwo
clickRob and I are a couple. That's two.
clickI choose Rob
clickmy decision is Rob can pick
clickoohhhhh-flying toasters



"RE: On Amber's Brain."
Posted by dirob on 04-11-05 at 01:23 PM
SFX: Scratchy sound of a phonograph needle being placed on an old vinyl record from the 50's.

"Dum deedum deedum deedum...Stand by your Man...Stand by your Man...(can't remember the rest of they lyrics), but stand by YOUR MAAAAAN...."


"RE: On Amber's Brain."
Posted by Bebo on 04-11-05 at 01:38 PM
A is for Amber.
M is for money.
B is for Boston.
R is for Rob.

B is for Boston.
R is for Rob.
K is for kick-ass trips. We've won some kick-ass trips.
I is for immunity. I hope I win immunity during the next leg.
C is for cute.
H is for happy. I'm so happy.

I have to keep my name when I get married. Rob's is too hard to spell. Too many vowels. I don't like vowels.

Let's see...

M is for married.
A is for Amber.
R is for Rob. Oh, that's cute. Maybe I will change my name.
I is for immunity. Oh, I really hope I win immunity.
A is for Amber. Hey, that's me again!
N is for...nope, this is too hard. I'm keeping my name.


"If there was ever a time you wanted permission to run over a clown . . . ."


"RE: On Amber's Brain."
Posted by Surveysez on 04-11-05 at 02:11 PM
What was the E in Amber for? Evaporated?

"RE: On Amber's Brain."
Posted by thndrkttn on 04-11-05 at 02:36 PM
"Too many vowels. I don't like vowels."

I'm not a huge fan myself

Actually Supes asked me what happened to my vowels and I told him Vanna stole them all.

Keeping in line with bashing:

I think her head is filled with....waves of grain...Amber waves of grain, that is.

Lame. So sue me.


"RE: On Amber's Brain."
Posted by J Slice on 04-11-05 at 04:06 PM
::snert::

....

BAHAHAHAHA...

too many vowels.


Fool me seven times, shame on you. Fool me eight or more times, shame on me.


"RE: On Amber's Brain."
Posted by mysticwolf on 04-11-05 at 01:58 PM
Actually, I thought the look on her face was reminiscent of the look my Stepmother had right after she had surgery and interrupted our conversation mid-stream to say "Oooh, look at all the pretty colors on the wall..."

"RE: On Amber's Brain."
Posted by CwazyWabbit on 04-11-05 at 02:48 PM
*blink*

*wide-eyed stare*

Hey! I resemble these remarks!

*blink*



It's really just air...and whatever else Rob puts in there.


"RE: On Amber's Brain."
Posted by seahorse on 04-13-05 at 08:09 PM
That's my girl



"RE: On Amber's Brain."
Posted by LibraRising on 04-11-05 at 04:29 PM
A hamster wheel? Actually, I keep picturing that scene from The Simpsons, where we see inside Homer's brain, and there are two monkeys picking bugs off each other.

BTW, James Earl Jones and Leslie Uggams are currently starring in a revival of "On Amber's Brain.

Bow before the evil queen
How dare you insects come after ME!


"RE: On Amber's Brain."
Posted by J Slice on 04-11-05 at 04:36 PM
Not a 1930's cartoon? Heh... Homer's brain.

Think a q-tip might give her a lobotomy?


Fool me seven times, shame on you. Fool me eight or more times, shame on me.


"RE: On Amber's Brain."
Posted by Bebo on 04-11-05 at 04:37 PM
But what does her brain smell like?


"If there was ever a time you wanted permission to run over a clown . . . ."


"RE: On Amber's Brain."
Posted by J Slice on 04-11-05 at 04:58 PM
Sam Walton?


Oh dear. That was stupid.


"RE: On Amber's Brain."
Posted by globespinner on 04-11-05 at 05:49 PM
What she hears: "Blah blah blah Ambuh blah blah blah?"

What she thinks: "I know I heard my name and we're not having sex, so I think I'm supposed to say something but I don't know what..."


"RE: On Amber's Brain."
Posted by BriarRosie on 04-11-05 at 06:19 PM
My first theory:

"Ooh! Small shiny object!"

My second theory:

"Ok. Lemme get this straight. A fried egg means my brain is on drugs.
What is my brain on if it becomes a duck fetus...?"



I'm sick and twisted.


"RE: On Amber's Brain."
Posted by Dakota on 04-14-05 at 03:16 PM
At the All Star Survivor reunion show, Ambah told us how supportive Rob was of everything she does. Hmmmmmm
But she did make at least one smart decision in her life. She hooked up with Rob. That got her the million, got her on TAR, got her some magazine covers and hosting a TV Guide special . . . Oh, come to think of it, hooking up with Rob was Rob's idea.

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