BBWhatIf? Current list of remaining All-Star Houseguests | ||||||||
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Amy | Bunky | Danielle | Erika | EvilWill | GoodWill | Howie | Jack | |
James | Janelle | Jee | Kaysar | Marcellas | Marvin | Nakomis | Nicole | |
HOH: Amy & HowieNominees: Bunky, EvilWill, James, Marvin
I got Bobbed
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn... that was fun!"
HoH: Marvin and JamesNominees: EvilWill, Jack, Janelle, and Amy.
~a tribephyl original~
What can I say? I'm an educated singularity idiot.
HOH - Nakomis who has come up with a brilliant 10 finger plan
and
James - who unfortunately tells everyone in listening distance Nakomis's plan just for sh|ts and giggles.In brilliant strategy James nominates Howie and Janelle - WTF
and
Nakomis nominates Amy because Amy doesn't understand any strategy and is often drunk and Nicole because she makes a nasty remark about Nakomis' new blue hair and refuses to pinky swear.
Heaven on Earth! That’s me lying on the beach *giggle*
HOH - Marvin, JamesNominees - Amy, Bunky, Danielle, Nicole
HOH ~ Janelle & MarcellasKeyless DAWs ~ GoodWill & Jee & Marvin & Nicole
HOH - Marcellas & JamesNominations - EvilWill, Marvin, Bunky, & Amy
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HOH - James and JanelleNominated - Bunky, Marcellas, Nakomis, and Nicole
HOHs: Marvin and JamesThe Marvin, Kaysar, Evil Will, Jack, James, Super-genius alliance nominates:
Amy, Bunky, Marcellas, and Good Will
HOH: Marcellas, GoodWillNominees: Jee, Nicole, Danielle, EvilWill (EvilWill would be insulted if he were not even considered any week he is eligible!)
HOH Nakomis and Marcellus
Nominees: Danielle, Nicole, Janelle and Good Will
Yes It's Vintage Tribephyl!
HOH: Janelle & GoodWill
Nominees: Bunky, Erika, Nicole, Jack
HeadsOfHousehold:
Janelle
MarcellasNominees:
Nicole
Danielle
Jee
Erika
HeadsOfHousehold: (2) James & MarcellesKeyCeremony/Nominees: (4) Amy, Bunky, Daniel, Nicole
HOH - Marcellas & NicoleNominees - James, Jee, Kaysar and EvilWill
HOH: Jack and Marvin
Nominees: Amy, Bunky, Nakomis, Nicole
HoH : James and JanelleNoms : Amy, Jee, EvilWill, Jack
If we are what we eat, I'm fast, cheap and easy.
HOHKaysar & MarvinKeyCeremony/Nominees Marcellas, Bunky, James, & EvilWill
HoH: Marcellas and NakomisNominees: EvilWill, James, Janelle, and Amy
HOH:
Having to sit out the challenge was quite difficult for both Kaysar and EvilWill. In fact, on his attempt to race to the backyard for the HOH challenge, Kaysar ran into the sliding glass door. Big nose first. He'll be wearing a bandage for a couple of weeks.
The trivia "challenge" although not "weighed" was definitely geared for those who were sluts. James, Janelle, Marvin and Marcellas were obviously the biggest whores in the house so it comes as no suprise that Nakomis, Bunky, Nicole and Danielle were out the first round.
The question? "Bukake. Verb or Noun?" (See what I mean? Slanted for sure.)
Next round was Jack, Howie, Erika and Jee's demise. (Question? "Pig bottom or Pig top?")
The real stumper of the evening, which ended up throwing out GoodWill, Bunky, Janelle, Marvin and Amy was...("Good price on Pearl necklaces? More than 40 bucks or less?")When it finally ended, James & Marcellas got crowned victorious and share the HOH title.
(As winners, both James and Marcellas get a lifetime supply of condoms. Courtesy of Trojan.)Key Ceremony:
After some dilberation, the Key Ceremony begins with the pulling of Nakomis' key.
Nakomis: "Thanks guys ... Jee"
Jee: "Kaysar"
Kaysar: "Erika"
Erika: "GoodWill"
GoodWill: "Howie"
Howie: "Nellybabey...Janelle ...y belly."
Janelle: "Oh Howie...Jack"
Jack: "Danielle"
Danielle: "Marvin"James: As you can see we've chosen Nicole, Amy, EvilWill and Bunky as our nominees. (EvilWill raises an eyebrow.)
Marcellas: Nicole...Sorry honey, but you disgust me. You gotta go.
James: Bunky, You don't disgust me but you disgust a lot of other people in the house. Sorry.
Marcellas: EvilWill, you also disgust me. BigTime! Buh-bye!
James: Amy, All I can say is, I hear the dairy calling.
Now it's time for you 6 to play the Power of Veto Challenge.
It's all about gorging on gross food items. Whichever team gets the largest amount of "food" down their gullets before the timer goes off will win the Power of Veto. And possibly the chance to get themselves off of the eviction block.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
POV challenge: (1 Team)
Pick 1 team to win the POV challenge.POV Ceremony
Wanna change the nominations?
If you want to, you can replace a team with any two other houseguests. Of course that will all depend upon which team wins.
HOH's:
Team Blue
* James * Marcellas *
* * *Nominee's:
Team Red:
* Amy * EvilWill *
* * *Team Yellow:
* Bunky * Nicole *
* * *
Pick one team to win the POV Challenge.If you pick Team Red or Team Yellow as winners of the POV you will also need to nominate 2 other people to replace them on the eviction block.
If you pick Team Blue you can choose to switch a team for two other houseguests, just to stir things up.
OR you can choose to leave your nominations the same.
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BBWhatIf? Current list of remaining All-Star Houseguests Amy Bunky Danielle Erika EvilWill GoodWill Howie Jack James Janelle Jee Kaysar Marcellas Marvin Nakomis Nicole
Red TeamNominate: Jack & Danielle
I got Bobbed
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn... that was fun!"
POV winners: Red TeamNew noms: Danielle & Nikomis
Team Red winsNew Nominees GoodWill and Jee
Oh, dear! I really don't want Bunky to leave; on the other hand, Nicole has got to go.So Team Blue wins POV and saves Bunky—replacing him with Marvin—and Nicole stays on the chopping block.
LAST EDITED ON 05-17-06 AT 02:27 PM (EST)Team red wins.
And James & Marcellus nominate Danielle and Marvin to replace them.
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Blue wins and the noms stay.
Heaven on Earth! That’s me lying on the beach *giggle*
Blue team wins again!Noms stay the same as Bunky and EvilWill are just there as pawns.
If we are what we eat, I'm fast, cheap and easy.
Team Red wins!New nominees:
Danielle
Jee
Pfft - If I knew Marcellas would nominate EvilWill, I never would have voted for him
I vote team RED to win.Nominate - Jee, Marvin.
Let's see: In blue:James who could probably eat anything teamed with Marcellas who might eat gourmet food....In yellow: Bunky and Nicole???? I don't remember much about these two, but I don't like their chances.....
Finally in red: Amy who has a cheese fetish, and since some of those are gross she *should* have an advantage, and EvilWill, who I believe was in the house when the Gross Food stunts were truly a reality TV tradition.....
I choose Amy and EvilWill!!!!!
They force Jack and Janelle to be nominated in their place!
A gift from Cygnus!
Red Team Wins.The Replacements will be Erika and Jee
Red Team winsreplacements are Goodwill and janelle
BLUE TEAM WINS!!Nominations stand as they are
Red Team wins.Jack and Nakomis are the new nominees.
Blue team wins.Noms stay as is.
Team Bunky wins (yellow)
replacements Danielle and Erika
Yes It's Vintage Tribephyl!
HOH- Nakomis and JanelleEviction:
Nicole
Marcellas
Amy
Danielle
Let's see: Nicole and Bunky (team yellow) sniff at the food. Nicole complains that she's a vegetarian and can't eat the sardine and ice-cream sundae. Bunky does the best he can, but is choking on his tears. They lose.James and Marcellas (team blue) - James has to have a complete calorie and nutrition count of every item before eating it. They lose.
Amy and EvilWill (team red) - Dr. Will convinces Amy to eat practically everything while giving the appearance that he too, is giving it his all. Red Team wins! They nomiate Jee and Jack in their stead.
~a tribephyl original~
What can I say? I'm an educated singularity idiot.
POV Challenge:
As promised the gross-food challenge was indeed gross, quite remarkaby disturbing and downright vomitous by proxy.
If you'd rather skip the details, then glide over the next paragraph.The challenge is set up on 3 tables. 1 per team. Tables full to the point of overflow, with all sorts of "exotic" delicacies. (I recognize a pig head, some large orb-like gelatinous masses and what looks like slabs of paving tar. The rest is in varying shapes, sizes and colors and resembles nothing even remotely familiar.)
Nicole makes a small wimpering sound and looks briefly at her team-mate. Bunky shakes his head in reply and starts to cry.
Just then the starting bell rings. James and Marcellas have already promised EvilWill that he and Amy are being used as pawns.
Amy, it seems, has forgotten about this deal and dives head first into her teams table of grossities. EvilWill does his best impression of someone who cares about the results of this challenge and pretends to lick the exterior of the pile of "food". Actually coaxing a couple of baked bugs into his mouth. As they taste similar to popcornchicken, he continues to search for more. Bunky, in between bouts of sobbing, manages to get down 2 huge greyish colored "OstrichEggs?" (I think). Nicole helps a bit by taking a bite, swallowing, vomiting and then taking another bite, swallowing, vomiting and so on. Her bucket is getting full though. James and Marcellas's strategy seems to be, eat only the red food items. Which at this moment seems to be an enormous pile of marashino cherries. (Not really red anymore, nor even considered food, but you get the idea.)
Amy continues going strong. Her partner, EvilWill, is slowing down a bit. He then gets an idea. He has Amy stop eating for a second and sits her down at one end of the table. He inserts one corner of the table in her mouth then stretchs her enormously gapping maw around the other corner. With the end of the table firmly planted into her jaws, EvilWill lifts up the other end of the table and "forcibly coaxes" the food down Amy's cheese-scented esophagus.
After just a few seconds (and a total of three swallows) most all of Team Blue's food-stuffs are gone. EvilWill lets loose of the table and a scream of joyously defiant self-servitude. Whilst screaming, a small chunk of GiantHissingCockroach arcs towards his partners face. Amy loosens the table from her lips, dives towards and gulps down the flying bit, like a champion frisbee-catching dog. She doesn't stop there...she runs to each of the other tables and starts to eat their foodstuffs as well. Realizing that this may effect their win, EvillWill attempts to entice her away from the competitions tables by claiming that the astroturf is made of fine aged goats milk cheese. Amy falls for it and starts to chew and swallow the entire backyard. With 10 seconds still to go on the clock, Marcellas, and James have stopped eating entirely, Marcellas staring in shock at AMY's appetite, retreats with James and EvilWill into the mini-pool for safety. Meanwhile, Bunky and Nicole attempt to replicate the winningest strategy by trying to fit their table into each others mouth. Strangely enough, neither of their mouths are big enough. I know, Weird. However, Amy has now finished the entire backyard of faux-sod and is turning her attention on her fellow houseguests. "Chocolate PeePee!" she screams. Sending Marvin, Marcellas and Danielle running towards the diary-room. Amy runs after them, but the bell sounds ending the challenge and Amy suddenly wakes from her feeding frenzy/gross-food daze.
Needless to say, Amy and EvillWill Win the POV challenge.POV Ceremony:
EvilWill: Amy and I have won the POV challenge! We are not gonna mess with anyone, knowing that we are pretty much just pawns this round. So instead of not using the POV for good, we decide to use it for Evil!
James: Well, that's interesting...
Marcellas: I'll say. Well allright, since you're forcing my well-manicured hand to play my cards then I choose Jee as a replacement.
James: And I choose Danielle.
WhatIf? players to the DiaryRoom, please.
It's now time to place your votes for eviction.
Go to the diary room and make your choices.It's up to you, Choose 2 Houseguests (from the following 4) for eviction.
Nominee's:
* Bunky * * Danielle * * Jee * * * Nicole *
* * * * *And if you feel like it, you can also add in a "video" message for any or all of the potential evictees. Feel free to be snarky.
BBWhatIf? Current list of remaining All-Star Houseguests Amy Bunky Danielle Erika EvilWill GoodWill Howie Jack James Janelle Jee Kaysar Marcellas Marvin Nakomis Nicole
I vote to evict Jee and NicoleMy internet access will be limited for the rest of the month, so I may miss a vote or two.
Evict Jee & NicoleI got Bobbed
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn... that was fun!"
Since I need my eye candy I am making a big plea to all to keep Jee in the game. I promise everyone one day of silence from me and my insane rantings. Pleeeeaaaassseee.Bunky and Nicole I hardly knew you. I don't want to know you. I waaaannnntttt my Jee! Bye bye.
Kaysar Kaysar Kaysar!!
Evict Bunky and Nicole
I wanna keep Jee too! I'd lvoe to vote out Danielle, but I have to vote in a way that Jee stays, so...I vote to evict: Bunky & Nicole!
Bunky - I hate your name, thus I hate you. It's time for you to go.Nicole - you look too much like the girl who dumped me in 8th grade. You're out, too.
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Bunky:
Now that I got watch you cry, I no longer have any use for you. Buh-bye.Nicole:
Since I'm a sucker for a heartfelt plea
I vote you out instead of Jee
*sigh* my eye-candy pick didn't even make it into the house
Vote to evict Danielle and Jee
I vote to evict Bunky who's getting on everyone nerves by now, and Jee since well, just because
If we are what we eat, I'm fast, cheap and easy.
I vote. To evict.Nicole.
&
Bunky.
Sorry Danielle and Nicole. Buh Bye!
Yes It's Vintage Tribephyl!
I vote to evict Bunky and Danielle
Nicole and Danielle.
I vote to evict Bunky and Nicole.
I vote to evict Danielle and Nicole
I vote to evict Bunky and Nicole.
Evict - Bunky and Nicole