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"Be the BBAStard: Week 4"
Posted by tribephyl on 07-28-06 at 06:56 PM
Couple of questions before we let Jase be escorted out the door.

Jase: Listen to Marcellas. If anyone can recognize drama-queen antics (and call them out on it) it's Marci.

Will: First you hate everyone. Then not but 1 day later you're backpedaling by saying you meresly despise them all. Pfft...grow some albondigas.

James: What was with the finger crossing? Do you really believe it will negate the monsterous lies you've been telling?

George: Do you run around in halloween costumes everyday back at home too? Sheesh, this is not America's Got Talent, George. Get a grip. Besides FartMan is so 1993. HowardStern ring a bell?

Erika: Drop the Kaysar crush. He'd prefer 70+ virgins over you any day.

Boogie: Stop with the JackShack! You're starting to resemble a bonobo. You know, the ones seperated from humans by 2% of their DNA but still fling their poo and hump anything?

Speaking of Humping: Howie, have you officially made a pass at every single houseguest now? Perhaps you and Boogie should just get it done, Prison Style.

FoonerMints: Thanks for the update. Les said this was my best show so far.

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"RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 4"
Posted by kingfish on 07-29-06 at 09:56 AM
LAST EDITED ON 07-29-06 AT 09:56 AM (EST)

News Flash; Apparently, Marcellas is just 'Confused'.

"RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 4"
Posted by Das Mole on 07-30-06 at 01:33 PM
Erika: Drop the Kaysar crush. He'd prefer 70+ virgins over you any day.

I hear Lessey-poo would prefer an upgraded higher-version, less stiff fembot for a wife as well, but I'm not going around telling you to destroy your wedding ring with your laser vision.


Forget peanut butter, whipped cream is where it's at!
Sultry brunette? You'd better believe it.

"RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 4"
Posted by oasisfan1994 on 07-30-06 at 02:34 PM
Am i still on the show? I could of sworn that Nakomis got voted off not me.


"RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 4"
Posted by tribephyl on 07-30-06 at 07:32 PM
Believe me...Les and I are like bunnies.

He takes me over the news desk every day, but if he were ever to cross me... Or you either, you dairy queen.

*Blam*Blam*

"RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 4"
Posted by kingfish on 07-30-06 at 07:07 PM
News Flash!!! Apparently, Diane IS still in the House!!

(Hey you down there, look up here!)


"RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 4"
Posted by oasisfan1994 on 07-30-06 at 07:13 PM
Thanks for telling me. all that pot i smoke back home has fried a few of my brain cells i think. Hopefully on on TV tonight. I can't win if they never show me.


"RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 4"
Posted by Das Mole on 07-30-06 at 08:45 PM
Janelle was obviously very confused tonight, and in her frustration of sorts, she decided to nominate me.

I'm sure that's the reason.


Nominated? What the hell?

"RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 4"
Posted by oasisfan1994 on 07-30-06 at 10:05 PM
I was on the show tonight. YAY, did you see me, I got to talk to Janelle and everything. YAY I was on the show.

"RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 4"
Posted by newsomewayne on 07-31-06 at 07:42 AM
Yes you were, honey. Now get back in the kitchen and learn to make me something besides toast.


"RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 4"
Posted by oasisfan1994 on 07-31-06 at 07:56 AM
Do you use basking soda or baking powder to make toast?

"RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 4"
Posted by kingfish on 07-31-06 at 07:58 AM
Another News Flash: Howie grew a THIRD brain cell!!
Yeah! There's dancing in the streets!

"RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 4"
Posted by mrc on 07-31-06 at 12:25 PM
Maybe she's just tired of your lips.

(Ooh! Ooh! Can I be the chess set? Or Howie's light saber, IYKWIM?)

"RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 4"
Posted by newsomewayne on 08-01-06 at 07:49 AM
No you can't be my lightsaber. Most of the time, that is where you could assume to find my two brain cells.


"RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 4"
Posted by LibraRising on 07-31-06 at 01:38 PM
I thought upgrades were supposed to be improvements. I find this year's model to be more defective than ever.

But just you wait, Version 7.0. You'll get yours. After my season, they sold me to ABC, and now I'm cleaning out Jim Belushi's toilet after "According To Jim" rehearsals.


If you're too tired, I'll be happy to sub for you on Letterman tonight.

"BOT WAR!!!"
Posted by tribephyl on 08-01-06 at 03:30 AM
But just you wait, Version 7.0. You'll get yours. After my season, they sold me to ABC, and now I'm cleaning out Jim Belushi's toilet after "According To Jim" rehearsals.

Oh Yeah?! I'm not worried about going out of style. He's made the appropriate upgrades so I'll now be able to work as host of BigBrother for eternity. Les will never sell me.

So take your holo-gram slams and stuff them in your motherboard! You can't outmode me, beotch!



Oh now that was nice of you. Hmmm...maybe I was a bit harsh on my younger self?

" When she's lubed real loose - like a robot moose,"
Posted by kingfish on 08-01-06 at 08:04 AM
LAST EDITED ON 08-01-06 AT 08:35 AM (EST)

Ring....ring....ring...

Hello baby. Yeah, this is the Big robot-bopper speaking -
Oh you sweet clang clang thang - Do I what?
Will I what?
Oh baby you know what I like....

(Chorus: )
Chromium lace, a mechanical face,
Synthetic bangs, hanging down.
That robot walk, that beep beep debeep beep talk,
Makes my world go round.

There ain't nothing in the world like a megapixel girl
To make me act so funny, make me spend my BB7 money,
When she's lubed real loose - like a robot moose,
Oh, Chenbot baby, that's what I like.

What's that baby?
But, but, but? Oh honey.....
Oh baby you know what I like.....

(Chorus)

What's that honey? Another gigabyte?
Pick up your input module and don't be late?
But baby I ain't got no money,
Oh alright V6.0 V7.0, baby, you know what I like....

(another Chorus - we just can't get enough of dem choruses)


A Fooner Dangle

"RE: When she's lubed real loose - like a robot moose,"
Posted by oasisfan1994 on 08-01-06 at 11:48 AM
LAST EDITED ON 08-01-06 AT 11:53 AM (EST)

That is by far the funniest thing I have ever read on these boards, by far. great job.

edited for spelling


"RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 4"
Posted by ginger on 08-01-06 at 02:44 PM
So, we gonna rename it "Janelle of Household" yet? I mean, I kinda got a lock on this thing.


"RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 4"
Posted by Das Mole on 08-01-06 at 08:36 PM
A lock on making crappy nominations? Of course.

Oy vey.


Forget peanut butter, whipped cream is where it's at!
Sultry brunette? You'd better believe it.

"RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 4"
Posted by newsomewayne on 08-02-06 at 07:20 AM
I've got nothing to say. All I know is I'm supposed to be right next to Janie the entire time she's HOH.

Maybe you should take a shower Janie. It'll help you relax.

"RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 4"
Posted by Das Mole on 08-01-06 at 08:35 PM
"Oh sh*t!" I thought everyone loved "my London Bridge".

I'd better not get evicted.


Forget peanut butter, whipped cream is where it's at!
Sultry brunette? You'd better believe it.

"Ring Ring"
Posted by survivorscott on 08-02-06 at 06:55 PM
MB: Hey Will
w: yeah
MB: It's Boogie, check this out
W: whatch you got
MB: Sov6 are idiots, they put me up and then helped me win veto. They didn't even put you up when they could. So we are safe for another week and another floater goes home.
MB & W: Bwaahaahaahaahaa


"RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 4"
Posted by kingfish on 08-02-06 at 09:23 PM
Inre - The Wheel and Bogus telephone act:
We are not amused. America.


"RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 4"
Posted by FlamingCactusIT on 08-03-06 at 06:48 PM
Wait til you guys see my outlandish costume tonight! Oh, yeah. There's only room for one robot in this house, and that robot is "Tin Foil Robot Chicken George". Bee-boo-bop-Beep.

(Keeping fingers crossed for bocce HoH competition)