Just saw the "Joe Millionaire" premiere, and OH.MY.HECK ... it looks like Heidi is Jerri reincarnated. The same b!tchy exterior, jawline, wild hair and her nasty beyotch attitude.

Ladies and gentlemen, I think we've found our villian of the season.

So what did you all think of the Joe Millionaire show? I was laughing through half of it at the catfighting going on between the ladies, most of whom had gigantic dollar signs flashing in their eyes. It's going to be fun to see the big surprise at the end when the rich dude isn't rich after all.

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Dead on, Pepe! She's so Jerri she's more Jerri than Jerri is! I don't know that I can bear to watch more of this but I KNOW I'll tune in when they spill the beans!

I have to agree-Heidi is totally Jerri! I couldn't stop laughing at all the catfighting going on. I thought I would throw up if they mentioned Disney or Cinderella one more time.....

"Never doubt that a small, group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has." Margaret Mead

Not to do a thread highjack here, but JErri also gets second life next week -- when The WB's "Surreal Live" starts:

http://www.realitytvworld.com/index/modules.php?op=modload&name=News&file=article&sid=782&mode=thread&order=0&thold=0

-SB

ditto.

While I wasn't amazed at most of the ones selected for "Surreal World," Jerri' has no claim to former superstar status! We did hate her, though.

SMILES ARE FREE

The show wasn't as horrible as I thought it would be - is that bad or good? I think that the catfighting will build next week as it appears that 7 (!!!) more will be eliminated. Initial editing makes Evan appear humble and not too full of himself -we'll see as the show continues. I reserve the right to be skeptical!

She wants to be ebotchy and controversial, but I don't think she is gonna be able to pull it off!

And how does one manage to have unattractive saggy boobies AND still be wearing a bra? I know she was wearing a bra because that glow-in-the-dark bright white bra strap was quite stunning reflecting off her fake-baked skin.

How can this girl brag about getting the best dress and yet still pick one that looked soooo bad on her?

A princess by divine right, not by marriage

Heidi is something else. There were a couple of others that were conspiring with her! This is going to be fun to watch.

It is that sorority girl thing come out of me!LOL Meow!

I agree. She could have found something better (and a better bra or some duck tape!). Especially since she was hogging the dresses!! But like she said "The clothes come off!!"

She looks like Farrah Fawcett (current, not young) on a bad day.

Heidi is definately being slated as the villan ( does this mean she is around for awhile?) The crack about her being a Banker so she could handle all his money for him was priceless. The other women saw right through her, and if Evan doesn't soon, I will be very dissapointed.

Has anyone ever seen so many big nosed women in one place?? Melissa Jo must have lied on her application, did you all catch a look at the wrinkles on that girl? If she's under 30, I'm 15.( I would not be surprised to see the word "Dancer" on her resume)
Oh and what was up with the DIVA girl? Sunglasses? Honey I have seen Tina Turner, you ain't no Diva. Maybe all the really pretty girls were already cast by ABC for the Bachelor, and FOX got these leftovers.

Too funny, when they got a chance to ask him questions, we didn't see a lot asking about him, they all wanted to know about the Money Money Money!

Oh and by the way, I like him. He seems like a very nice down to earth guy. Very genuine. The whole lie thing seems to embarress him.

>Heidi is definately being slated as the villan
> (does this mean she is around for awhile?)

I don't know... on The Bachelor (1 & 2), the bitchy-type women didn't last long i.e. Suzanne)

>Oh and what was up with the DIVA girl?
>Sunglasses? Honey I have seen Tina Turner,
>you ain't no Diva.

Wasn't she also the one wearing those "classy" low-cut jeans in the beginning, with her buttcheeks squeezing out the top?

>Too funny, when they got a
>chance to ask him questions,
>we didn't see a lot
>asking about him, they all
>wanted to know about the
>Money Money Money!

That was pretty uncomfortable for a while there. Laughed my @ss off when the one girl asked him his middle name and he totally froze. The look on the girl's face was screaming "and that's a difficult question?"

>Oh and by the way, I
>like him. He seems like
>a very nice down to
>earth guy. Very genuine. The
>whole lie thing seems to
>embarress him.

I wonder how many (if any) of the girl's suspect that something is up?

Lionchow,

I also think several of the girls think something is going on there. They just don't know what yet, and the money is blinding them right now.

It was great planning on the producers part to have him inherit the money, because there is no way he can pull off having been raised with that much money.

All in all though, I think he is a nice guy. Will he be his own worst enemy though?

And also, I am glad he did not pick all the blonde girls. I was happy with most of his choices, but not all.

Can't wait to see how catty the girls will get.

Also what did they break in the beginning, I just heard a crash then a girl saying, you break it, you buy it? was it something good?

>It was great planning on the producers part to have him
>inherit the money, because there is no way he can
>pull off having been raised with that much money.

I agree... this was a great touch so his awkwardness with some things can be easily excused. Still, there's no excuse whatsoever for tripping over a simple question as "What's your middle name?" Just belch out something!

>Also what did they break in the beginning, I just heard
>a crash then a girl saying, you break it, you
>buy it? was it something good?

I don't think it was actually broken, but it was a lamp with a Ming vase-style of base that got knocked down to the floor.

Maybe all the really pretty girls were already cast by ABC for the Bachelor, and FOX got these leftovers.

These are the girls who couldn't get on "The Bachelor" because they tested positive for one VD or another.

Heidi-Ho is by far the best reason to watch this show. She is such a nasty piece of work, it will be so great to watch it blow up in her face in the end.

And if she's 24, then I'm the King of England. The only thing that's 24 on her is that bad dye job or those breast implants. Or maybe this is what a lifetime of hard drinking and chain smoking will do to you. Maybe Heidi-Ho can get work as a poster girl for the anti-smoking movement.

And "business banker"? I take it that's BS for "drive-thru teller"? Or maybe she thinks that shaking her money-maker on a runway qualifies as being a banker.

I can't wait to see Heidi-Ho and MoJo-Ho digging through that cowshit next week! Fitting for a pair of golddiggers.

Chris

There is A LOT wrong with this show. But not showing the "cut" ladies reactions to Joe's real financial status, at the end of the episode, is the worst. I was waiting the whole show to see their faces, and reactions when they found out. I was ROBBED!

"I smell the smelly smell of something that smells smelly" - Mr. Krabs

I was waiting for that part too. I suppose they will wait till the final episode to let us in on their reactions. Maybe they were scared if the women were told as soon as they left that they would hang around the chateau and shout it out to the others. Or hound him around Paris on his next dates.

But they could show us now what their reaction was when they were finally told.

And I am going to love watching the women 'work' next week. That should show a few things to this guy about what type of women they are.

At the very least the losers should take home a case of Foie Gras flavoured Rice-A-Roni as a lovely parting gift! At least the next round of losers will be taking home a *genuine* simulated pearl necklace! (How about the shots of those "ladies" biting on the pearls to determine if they were real or not!?)

Regards,

Wow, such class! Somebody should have told those "ladies" that you rub the pearls against your teeth to see if they're real, not bite into them!

BTW, did the show get those necklaces on clearance at Zales, or what?

Chris

...the reference to the "pearl necklace"?

ROFLMAO!

Heidi is going to be fun to watch! My niece's and her hubby were at my house last weekend and he told me that his cousin was dating a girl that went on the show. It was Heidi. He said they were dating before the show started and that she left to go to France. I asked him if they were still seeing each other, and he didn't know. I was like-well find out! He said his cous lives in San Diego and that he didn't care that his GF was going off to France to try to hook up with this guy. He must have figured out that she wasn't worth his effort.

She has that total beyotch look in her eyes when she looks at the other girls! Meeee-ooow.

He said his cous lives in San Diego and that he didn't care that his GF was going off to France to try to hook up with this guy. He must have figured out that she wasn't worth his effort.

Well y'know, the fact that she was willing to go tells a lot about her commitment to the relationship, so no wonder he wasn't going to stand in her way.

I'm just picturing the guy sitting in front of his TV last night, heaving huge sighs of relief...

Me? The Mole? Ya think? Well, I AM Evil. But watch out for Sherps...

Mr. Reality and I laughed through the whole thing (and the mister rarely watches reality)! Finally, a truly funny reality TV show! Couple of thoughts:

- This will be the first and only "Joe Millionaire". There's no way that they can do it again since by now anyone who'd apply to this kind of humiliation has seen it and won't fall for this ruse again.

- What was up with Evan not facing the gals whilst the butler calls out their names?? How weird? Did they think that it would be more effective to have the girls looking at his backside and not his face?? Or, couldn't they afford multiple camera shots??

- Methinks that the reason they truncated his last name was because his real last name is MARRIOTT -- I bet that they wanted to avoid any tie-in/legal SNAFU with the hoteliers.

Hooked-again-REALITYcoholic

I missed the show but thanks to y'all, I'm all caught up

*waves* to LisaPooh, Red Lady and JkokoJ... so this is where y'all are hanging out huh? I understand ... trash talk can be fun LOL

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*waves back* I have been singing the "Computer Virus Blues"!!
Regards,