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"Be the BBAStard: Week 3"
Posted by tribephyl on 07-21-06 at 03:09 AM
Let us take a moment to smudge the foul spirits left after the departure of our fellow earth sister, Nakomis.

Be easy and cool beans.
Okay, time to stop, for me. I can only handle so many patchouli parts per million without suffering some damage to my circuits.

By the way, did anyone happen to see my new leash on thursdays show. Who's the bitch now! Thank you, Master Les.

Anyway, nice job James on your HOH win. The producers are going to try their hardest at fulfilling your "wish list". However, it must be noted that we will not supply you with a new dildo, even if you broke your old one.

Oops did I just say dildo? Time for a new cootercard.

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"RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 3"
Posted by newsomewayne on 07-21-06 at 07:39 AM
*runs to grab James and congratulate him on our his win*

Hey, where is everybody? Why're you all just sitting on the bench like your dog just died?


"Final act of King Kaysar (for now, I hope....)"
Posted by vince3 on 07-21-06 at 09:05 AM
*Gets up from outgoing HoH chair.*

*Looks at Howie's latest BB6 victory dance, shakes head*

*Gives James HoH key, gives handshake, walks away, looks back in amazement, shakes head again, this time in disbelief*

Well, James, you're now the King of the house, so.... *bows*

Now, get the "King" sig in last weeks thread that the Hamster Patrol was kind enough to give to you. Just don't eat too fast, okay? Speaking of which, Hamster Patrol, am I the only one using the 2nd generation sigs so far? I don't think I've seen Allison, Mike, Will, or James use theirs yet.....

"RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 3"
Posted by nailbone on 07-21-06 at 09:44 AM
Hey James,

I've got two words for you...

Nominate GUYS!!!

That is all.

Oh yeah, and thanks to somebody for cleaning up all that whipped cream from Booger's birthday party.

And thanks to the Bikini Patrol for the show. I do wish that sweet Janie had come to play also.

(Lucky bathtub!!)


"RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 3"
Posted by Das Mole on 07-21-06 at 11:48 AM
Dammit, I was so close to winning that HoH competition.

Nice job, James! Did I mention that last season me and my mom sat on our couch and were like "We love James"?

OK, James...I'll marry you.


Forget peanut butter, whipped cream is where it's at!
Sultry brunette? You'd better believe it.

"RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 3"
Posted by ARnutz on 07-21-06 at 12:43 PM
Ha!!! I knew I was in the house! Did you see me? Taking a bubble bath with my girl Janelle.



This time? I will use the Veto on myself! I'm not gonna fall for that again!

"RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 3"
Posted by ginger on 07-21-06 at 02:19 PM
As you said, sweetie...we are the most aethestically pleasing potential final 2 in Brother history! Now, shampoo me.


"RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 3"
Posted by nailbone on 07-21-06 at 02:21 PM
LAST EDITED ON 07-21-06 AT 02:21 PM (EST)

Ah, sweet Janie! I don't know about Marcie, but I could watch your every aethestically pleasing move, all day long!!!


"RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 3"
Posted by newsomewayne on 07-21-06 at 02:30 PM
If only I could get you and Dr. Will to take a bubble bath at the same time. Then my stay here might be complete.


"RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 3"
Posted by ARnutz on 07-21-06 at 05:37 PM
*smooches* to my gal!

We are hot, aren't we? It's like a crime to be this good looking!

*washes Janie's back*



This time? I will use the Veto on myself! I'm not gonna fall for that again!

"RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 3"
Posted by kingfish on 07-21-06 at 03:21 PM
News Flash - Scientist prove that you CAN get pregnant by bathing with a Gay Black Man!!!

"RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 3"
Posted by nailbone on 07-21-06 at 03:29 PM
OK, that made me laugh out loud!


Holey carp! My blog! MySpace!
Official OT Tassel Adjuster and OT Fantasy Football Champ! o-
"RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 3"
Posted by Poncho on 07-21-06 at 03:33 PM
Me too! That was too funny! What would the kid look like? hmm


Poncho

"RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 3"
Posted by ARnutz on 07-21-06 at 05:35 PM
Ha!!! Maybe I will get pregnant by a tall, blonde chic!



This time? I will use the Veto on myself! I'm not gonna fall for that again!

"RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 3"
Posted by kingfish on 07-21-06 at 07:04 PM
LAST EDITED ON 07-21-06 AT 07:08 PM (EST)

Earth to Marcellas.....Earth to Marcellas

"RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 3"
Posted by ARnutz on 07-21-06 at 10:01 PM
Hey! Never say never!

We'd make hella hot babies, though, wouldn't we?



This time? I will use the Veto on myself! I'm not gonna fall for that again!

"RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 3"
Posted by survivorscott on 07-21-06 at 06:28 PM
Sorry I was gone for the week. the jack shack is such a fun place to be. Once again Chill Town played the game just like we planned. I think I will wear my Les deux shirt some more so people will eat there and I can make mo money mo money mo money. That's whats crak-a-lakin Jackson.


"RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 3"
Posted by kingfish on 07-21-06 at 07:10 PM
....Space to George....Message received!!


"RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 3"
Posted by Lasann on 07-21-06 at 08:40 PM
Whatever, like, you were all afraid of me.

(scratches head at only two votes)

"RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 3"
Posted by foonermints on 07-21-06 at 10:44 PM
Those came from US.

We need a dentist!
"RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 3"
Posted by ARnutz on 07-21-06 at 10:54 PM
If you want to float under the radar for awhile, honey, I recommend you don't die your hair flaming red, orange and yellow!

...besides the fact that it's just an absolutely horrid fashion statement!



This time? I will use the Veto on myself! I'm not gonna fall for that again!

"RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 3"
Posted by oasisfan1994 on 07-22-06 at 11:27 AM
Mr. & Mrs. Smith anyone. You are all idiots for not voting me out. I will come back. At least i know my big cry baby scheme worked.


"RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 3"
Posted by universityofkentuckyrocks on 07-22-06 at 11:39 AM
i finally won a HOH competition. Will see who I will put up.

"RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 3"
Posted by Das Mole on 07-22-06 at 01:28 PM
James, before you make your nominations...

*Flashes boobs*


Forget peanut butter, whipped cream is where it's at!
Sultry brunette? You'd better believe it.

"RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 3"
Posted by oasisfan1994 on 07-22-06 at 04:41 PM

did i say Mr & Mrs Smith? I was just kidding James. Should i start crying now?


"RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 3"
Posted by Lasann on 07-22-06 at 06:06 PM
Believe me I would do better at nominations.



Nakomis with six fingers!


"RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 3"
Posted by oasisfan1994 on 07-22-06 at 10:26 PM
i coild reply to that but im too much of a lady

"Oh Jamesey..."
Posted by Das Mole on 07-23-06 at 08:43 PM
First key in the box? Wow.

Thanks, babe.

I knew it would work.


Forget peanut butter, whipped cream is where it's at!
Sultry brunette? You'd better believe it.

"RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 3"
Posted by kingfish on 07-24-06 at 08:03 AM
Thanks, George. A free 3 pc. Meal (X-Crisp) awaits!! The Colonel.


"Hello???"
Posted by Canada Girl on 07-24-06 at 05:44 PM
Why, oh, why, will no one take my exceptionally fantastic game seriously.

I'm takin' you all down. Me and this pink inner tube. Don't make me sing the song again!


Jase: Sniffin' that laffy taffy.

"RE: Hello???"
Posted by newsomewayne on 07-27-06 at 07:43 AM
I know how to make you feel better. LEt me show you this neat little shack Boogie and I have in the backyard.


"Chicken George"
Posted by newsomewayne on 07-27-06 at 07:42 AM
Congratulations, my portly padawan. You are quickly learning the ways of the force. Your mastery of the Golden Neato competition werer impressive. Most impressive. Soon you will be a Jedi, just like me.

Well. Not just like me. No other Jedi could look quite this good.

"RE: Chicken George"
Posted by FlamingCactusIT on 07-27-06 at 04:42 PM
Note: Insert 3 second pause between each word.

You see, we're all just lucky to be here. We've been given a second chance. Do you know how lucky we are to have been given a second chance? Actually, a third chance for baldy boy over there. None the less, we're lucky to be here. Do you get it? Being on this show... I never would have met people like you. Like the Megaman. I'm doing this for my family. I really am. You know my wife and my daughter. She has her daddy's face. She does. $500,000 could change my life. I hadn't taken my family on vacation in...

(It keeps going for about 2 hours)

"RE: Chicken George"
Posted by oasisfan1994 on 07-27-06 at 05:59 PM
was i even on the show this week?