The last episode is going to be fundamentaly different from the previous. So ... we near the end of our journey, let us take a moment to ponder the events of the summer and create some award categories and nominations.

Best Male Performance *

Best Female Performance

Best Performance by an Inanimate Object

Best Performance during a Luxury Challenge

Best Performance during an Immunity Challenge

Best Quote, Rudy

Best Quote, Everybody Else

Most Misreprented Moment by BMP:

Best Dressed Castaway

Best Performance by a Bathing Suit

Classiest Exit

Worst Exit

* as shown by the editors out of the miles and miles of footage

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>Best Male Performance: winner: Rich-no better a villain, complicated, multi layered thinker who earned the dismay of survivor fans(and enemies alike) across the country with his forming of the Alliance

runners up:
Greg- almost an anti hero, hated the show, never took anything seriously, never showered
Gervase-despite being shown as lazy, still had arguably the most charisma on the island, which kept him on for such a long time.
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>Best Female Performance: winner: Colleen. Run away for most popular Survivor, maintained her sweet, natural self even in the face of the alliance and really nasty bugs
runners up:
Sue-went from redneck truck driver to alliance explaining headstone of Rattanna. Went from being despised to being actually human
Jenna-produced most emotional moment on the island that we've seen in the challenge for the tape from home
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>Best Performance by an Inanimate Object: winner: Ramona
runner up: Seans razor
Jeff Probsts 1 shirt(did that guy ever change???)
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>Best Performance during a Luxury Challenge:
Joel in the untelivised one. 450 pounds he had to balance...ouch
runner ups
Joel, the arrow throwing for the food one. hey he out threw Sue
Rich, the finding things in the dark one, picking up the wrong thing

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>Best Performance during an Immunity Challenge winner: Gervase in the strapped to string(whatever its called challenge). No one came close to him there
runner ups:
Rudy in the blair witch one...wait that's funniest("um...I don't know")
Colleen-balancing challege. No, she didn't win, but she was stuck next to Rich during that rendition of 99 bottles of beer on the wall(oh the pain)
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>Best Quote, Rudy winner...too many to remember
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>Best Quote, Everybody Else winner: Greg, "Boy named sue, with an accent that will drive you up the wall"
Colleen, "Be king, play nice"
Greg, "into the hole(tribal council exit)

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>Most Misreprented Moment by BMP: Colleen and Gregs relationship(more of lack of)
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>Best Dressed Castaway: Jenna
worst: Rich(guess that would be LACK of being dressed)
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>Best Performance by a Bathing Suit: Jenna
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>Classiest Exit: winner: Dirk-nice, humble, Christian exit from a nice guy(my favorite Survivor)
runner up: Greg-rambling, incoherant, nothing less than could be expected
Colleen-hey, it's Colleen
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>Worst Exit: winner(in a runaway)-Stacey. Geez talk about vendictive
runner up:
Colleen(no, not her fault. Just the pain of having to see her leave)

more catagories:

best villain: Rich, nobody did it better
runner up:
Stacey: could have won had she stayed on the island longer, but she would have drove everyone crazy("VOTE RUDY OFF!!!")
Kelly: took a turn for the obscenity turned manipulator, still not very memorable

best fight scene-Sue vs. Kelly in the war of (blanked out) words

nicest castaway-tie, Dirk and Colleen

breakthrough role: Gervase, seem like he has a good future in front of the camera ahead
runner ups:
Sean, doing his best to make his 15 minutes at least 20
Colleen, if she wants to(who knows), she could become a star

best comedic role: Rudy, for giving the funniest lines possible
runner ups:
Greg, for making it as interesting as possible for himself(and inavertintley everyone else around him)
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>* as shown by the editors
>out of the miles and
>miles of footage

>Best Male Performance *

Rich. Just what you want to see (except physically of course) in a show. The good guys against Rich and his "evil cronies". I guess Sean and his Superpole 2000/Alphabet would be second for me.

>Best Female Performance

Sue. Fooled everyone up until 2 weeks ago when she revealed her "dumb redneck" strategy.

>Best Performance by an Inanimate Object

Superpole 2000

>Best Performance during a Luxury Challenge

Joel and his spear toss, or Jenna and the blowgun

>Best Performance during an Immunity Challenge

Gervase's run.

>Best Quote, Rudy

"They need someone beatin' them in the head".

>Best Quote, Everybody Else

"I haven't had a white friend since junior high school" - Ramona

>Most Misreprented Moment by BMP:

GervaseX theory, and Gervase winning theory all together

>Best Dressed Castaway

Rudy. I just like his red shirt.

>Best Performance by a Bathing Suit

Colleen's.

>Classiest Exit

Sonja. Came to terms with it right away.

>Worst Exit

Stacey, that evil bitch.