okay, I probably shouldn't be doing this, but the asshole himself just stopped by my cubicle and told me that I have to skip lunch all week to work on the show....and also, that I have to come in to work on Saturday and Sunday... and when I started to protest he took an industrial strength stapler and stapled my right hand to my mouse.....

So, screw him and his stupid show! So, here goes, if you have to ask what this means then you are too stupid to understand anyway!

Survivorchick
Outfrontgirl
Dalton
DangerKitty
Sleeeve
Skierdude
SurvivorDawg
Survivorist

• RE: Don't ask, don't tell....,dangerkitty, 03:29 PM, 05-21-01
  • RE: Don't ask, don't tell....,ItzLisa, 03:43 PM, 05-21-01
  • RE: Don't ask, don't tell....,Survivorerist, 03:58 PM, 05-21-01
• The 2 tribes?,flying squirrel, 08:20 PM, 05-21-01
  • RE: The 2 tribes?,desert_rhino, 08:28 PM, 05-21-01
  • From my point of view...,sleeeve, 08:41 PM, 05-21-01
    • RE: From my point of view...,dangerkitty, 08:54 PM, 05-21-01
      • RE: From my point of view...,sleeeve, 09:15 PM, 05-21-01
        • RE: From my point of view...,mistofleas, 10:34 AM, 05-22-01
    • RE: From my point of view...,Survivorerist, 09:08 PM, 05-21-01
      • Watch out Sleeeve...,dangerkitty, 09:27 PM, 05-21-01
        • RE: Watch out Sleeeve...,flying squirrel, 09:35 PM, 05-21-01
          • RE: Watch out Sleeeve...,Lightmage81, 09:45 AM, 05-22-01
    • RE: From my point of view...,Dalton, 03:14 AM, 05-22-01
      • RE: From my point of view...,Survivorerist, 07:00 AM, 05-22-01
      • Dalton...,dangerkitty, 10:18 AM, 05-22-01

LAST EDITED ON 05-21-01 AT 03:29 PM (EST)

Hmmm...I'd say this is one of the tribes, except my in-depth analysis of the bios indicates that SurvivorDawg and RudyRules are going to be on the same tribe.

Is it meaningful that all three players with the word "survivor" in their name are listed here? (although Survivorerist is misspelled).

There's a girl, a chick, a dude, a kitty, and a dawg here.

Hey, "not shakes", I am just playing along to give your pathetic little life some meaning. You know and I know that this is utterly meaningless. Does your mommy know that you're playing on her computer while you're supposed to be in "time-out"?

dangerkitty

"Nevermind" - Kurt Cobain and Emily Litella

>Hey, "not shakes", I am just playing along to give your
pathetic little life some meaning. You know and I know that this is utterly meaningless. Does your mommy know that you're playing on her computer while you're supposed to be in "time-out"?

*** BUAAAAHAAAAHAAA!!!! I love it! Our first "Fake-Flame"!!!

**************************************
W.L.S.F.C. - NY chapter

Bubbles: "I’m not gonna cry, you big dumb doo-doo-brain!"

Mojo: “ 'Doo-doo-brain'? That’s it! I’ve had it with your sassy mouth!"

>>>Hmmm...I'd say this is one of the tribes<<<

Thanks, I was gonna ask but I didn't want to be seen as too stupid to understand. You're the greatest! I'd sooner vote for myself than for you...(spoiler? What spoiler?)

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Survivorerist

"I don't know how she takes it,
Just once I'd like to make it.
Then there'll be tears of joy,
that fill her loving eyes."
- Restless Heart "When She Cries"

LAST EDITED ON 05-21-01 AT 10:57 PM (EST)

Havin' some fun now here in Media-Whore-Land.

If we believe the words of someone with a hand stapled to a mouse (IMO, this person is an excellent one-hand typist), then the two tribes break down like this:

I'd better get a-drawing (plan B), and figure out who's the weakest link for the first IC, on the other team (plan A). If they don't show up for the IC, that's a forfeit, right?

-- JV

Icarus steps out (plan C) to find GT, Vamps, and Supes a reasonable facsimile of their chemical(s) of choice (knew that Chemistry degree, magna cum laude, would come in handy. Glue and doobie, right?)

Let me take a completely self-centered view of this and see how it breaks down...

I am in a tribe with skierdude and SurvivinDawg... two people who I had numerous battles on the spoilers board with...

So shakes wants controversy...

And I'm in a tribe with Sir Erist... I specifically requested this, because I plan to spend the majority of my time making fun of Lamber...

DK is in my tribe, which is appropriate, as I will need a certain amount of worship during my stay in the Outback...

OFG and I are in the same tribe... this may pose a huge threat... both of our interviews describe our strategy as "spoiling the show, and learning in advance the outcome..." This is huge... we'll have a distinct advantage over the other tribe.

JV and I are NOT in the same tribe, and since we both claim to have survival training, this is probably a good idea...

Survivorchick appears to be lined up as our tribe sweetheart (not that DK and OFG won't give her a run for her money, but I already mentioned them...)

Dalton will probably emerge as our tribe's leader, which is good for me, because it puts her on the firing line, and I can play under the radar until it's time to take control...

Hmmm... not bad... I hope these are the tribes, but they probably aren't, because shakes is gonna announce the tribes, and this guy is not shakes.

>DK is in my tribe, which
>is appropriate, as I will
>need a certain amount of
>worship during my stay in
>the Outback...

Just to clear this up for those who don't know...I once claimed to have taken sleeeve as my personal saviour.

Sleeeve, I hate to break it to you like this, but I have backslid a bit. Yes, I have been worshipping false idols, and they have been worshipping me. And so I don't plan on getting down on my knees before you anytime soon.

>this guy is not shakes.

You meant, of course, to say
>this guy is not shakes.

LAST EDITED ON 05-21-01 AT 09:16 PM (EST)

>And so I don't plan
>on getting down on my
>knees before you anytime soon.

Since when did this part of our relationship have anything to do with worship... I thought it was a mutual thing...

>>this guy is not shakes.
>
>You meant, of course, to say
>
>>this guy is not shakes.

No... I meant to say "this guy is not shakes"...

But maybe I'm too stupid to understand anyway...

EDITED: because I was too stupid to proofread.

DK said to sleeeve:
>>And so I don't plan
>>on getting down on my
>>knees before you anytime soon.

*mistofleas breathes a sigh of relief*

sleeeve replied to DK:
>Since when did this part of
>our relationship have anything to
>do with worship... I thought
>it was a mutual thing...
>

Oh honey don't worry about it. I know that once you get on that sound stage you'll have them all eating out of your hand. You're a charmer and a darned good guy.
Remember however, that this is a ruthless game set up by a ruthless clown, you gotta...ahem..."do" whatever/whoever you gotta to stay in the game.
You have me waiting for you back here when it's all said and done. Go for it babe. I'm behind ya

mistofleas

>>>And I'm in a tribe with Sir Erist... I specifically requested this, because I plan to spend the majority of my time making fun of Lamber...<<<

Could I offer you some of my razors?

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Survivorerist

"Seinfeld's awful funny
Home Improvement's kinda cool
But what I'd really like to see on my TV
is more Beaver"
- Cledus T. Judd "More Beaver"

LAST EDITED ON 05-21-01 AT 09:28 PM (EST)

...here's Amber after Surv offered her his, ahem, "razor"...

edited to say: aargh, it worked when I previewed it. Well, just use your imagination...

"Whatever charm school you went to, you should demand a full refund."
-a guy at my dojo, after I offered to kick his butt during sparring (he thought it wasn't very 'ladylike').

I'm still around to help out, dk -- let's try that again...

>...here's Amber after Surv offered her his, ahem, "razor"...

HOW ABOUT USING THAT PIC FOR ANOTHER CAPTION CONTEST?

Sleeeves....my dear "e-challenged" former Spoiler
Stuffed Shirt.....by all means let's get (as you
so quaintly put it):
"Let's get completely self-centered..."

So what happens if Dalton probably DOESN'T...."emerge as the
Tribe's leader....???

"Firing lines" are for silly chicks and Yahooos; don'tyaknow.

What happens if Sleeeves shows off his mighty survivin
skills along with Dopey and Grumpy.....and Dalton
just smiles gratefully and sings a happy song???

Don't count on flying under my "radar" cause I don't even
cast a shadow til late afternoons.

Dalton
"Peace Pipes...they're not just for breakfast anymore!!"

>>>Sleeeves....my dear "e-challenged" former Spoiler
Stuffed Shirt.....by all means let's get (as you
so quaintly put it):
"Let's get completely self-centered..."<<<

Dalton, Sleeeve? Can't we all just get along? We don't need to have a set leader, we can all take turns. If we work together, it won't matter who's leader, because we'd be going into the merger 8-2 anyways...

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Survivorerist

>Sleeeves....my dear "e-challenged" former Spoiler
>Stuffed Shirt.....by all means let's get
>(as you
>so quaintly put it):
>"Let's get completely self-centered..."

Knife? What knife?

>
>What happens if Sleeeves shows off
>his mighty survivin
>skills along with Dopey and Grumpy

Dopey and Grumpy.......ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!

>Don't count on flying under my
>"radar" cause I don't even
>cast a shadow til late afternoons.

>Dalton
>"Peace Pipes...they're not just for breakfast
>anymore!!"

Oh gawd Dalton, you're killin' me.....how am I gonna get any sleep if you keep me up laughing all night in the tent??

"Whatever charm school you went to, you should demand a full refund."
-a guy at my dojo, after I offered to kick his butt during sparring (he thought it wasn't very 'ladylike').

"Go Arrogantaussies!"