Jack Osbourne (retired police officer) w. Cheryl BurkeKeyshawn Johnson (damn ball demander of previous minor note) w. Sharna Burgess
Corbin Bleu (Disney Channel mandatory third place) w. Karina Smirnoff
Brant Daugherty (ABC Family Don't Care) w. Peta Murgatroyd
Bill Nye (the Science Guy) w. Tyne Stecklein (rookie)
Bill Engvall (comedian on a double bill) w. Emma Slater (rookie)
Leah Remini (actress) w. Tony Dovolani
Valerie Harper (legitimate sob story) w. Tristan McManus
Elizabeth Berkley (hosted dance show/ringer) w. Val Chmerkovskiy
Amber Riley (Glee/meh) w. Derek 'Chosen One' Hough
Christina Milian (singer/competition/social media correspondent/huh?) w. Mark Ballas
Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi (exists) w. Sasha Farber (rookie)
LIKE:
Bill Nye - grew up on the Science Guy
Bill Engvall - funny as crap
Valerie Harper - pretty much obligated to, due to her story...know little about her other than that she shares a first name with my wife
Amber Riley - I'm a Gleek and a HUGE Amber Riley fanPOSSIBLE:
Leah Remini - if she's amusing
Elizabeth Berkley - more of a Lisa fan from SBTB but I always enjoyed the show
Christina Millan - could be fun to watch; I dunno
DON'T KNOW ANYTHING:
Jack Osbourne - is he the one with MS?
Corbin Bleu - Corbin who?
Brant Daugherty - again, who?
GO AWAY:
Keyshawn Johnson - you are a flashlight, not a star
Snooki - Go. The. Hell. Away.