So what's the opposite of All-Stars? This. After seeing last season's ratings and realizing the audience didn't want to see people more than once, ABC immediately decided to go in the opposite direction. By casting people you didn't want to see as much as once. Let's hear it for original thought!So what do we have? ('Who' does not apply across the board.) This:
Zendaya Coleman (actress, mandatory Disney Channel rep)
Dorothy Hamill (Olympic skater, gold medalist, must have really wanted to get back on television)
D.L. Hughley (comedian, or so he says, no really, he keeps saying that)
Jacoby Jones (football player, Baltimore Raven, wanted a guaranteed contract)
Wynonna Judd (country singer, vote splitter, only female not to get blasted by the frau)
Victor Ortiz (boxer, who knows, who cares, rematch next week)
Kellie Pickler (country singer, other vote splitter, Idol veteran, dumber than a box of LOLcats)
Ingo Rademacher (actor, mandatory soap opera rep, only soap anyone had left to send from)
Aly Raisman (Olympic gymnast, gold medalist, will have her name spelled wrong more than Zendaya)
Lisa Vanderpump (real housewife from Beverly Hills, presumably starts fights and hits people in the face because if she didn't, she wouldn't be here)
And...
Andy 'I would rather hang myself from the ceiling fan in the Macy's perfume department than watch him for a single second' Dick (needs no introduction)
*sigh*
So. See you in the fall?