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"BlowsVivor Ep. 3 : "Spoiled Again!": Pt 4, Day 9, TC"
Posted by Outfrontgirl on 06-17-01 at 01:54 AM
Spoiler Alert: Read Parts 1, 2, and 3 first. No cheating!

OK, this is all she wrote folks and about time too.

http://community.survivorblows.com/boards/User_files/3b2c456714b98ec6.html


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"RE: BlowsVivor Ep. 3 : "Spoiled Again!": Pt 4, Day 9, TC"
Posted by SherpaDave on 06-17-01 at 02:02 AM
LAST EDITED ON 06-17-01 AT 02:48 AM (EST)

Wow! Okay, I'm officially peeing my pants the bar has now been set so high. Wow! So much that's great in this episode, but... wow! This was more like a freakin' full script than an episode summery. Wow! And thank you so so much for the image of Kentucky Joe in a thong *shiver*. Wow! OFG, I'm just totally blown away, and I'm still digesting.

Edited to correct a typo that made it look like I was saying the bar had not been set high. Duh.


"RE: BlowsVivor Ep. 3 : "Spoiled Again!": Pt 4, Day 9, TC"
Posted by George Tirebiter on 06-17-01 at 02:04 AM
OOOOOH! This was SO GOOD! You've set a very high mark, indeed--but it's definitely NOT a summary, it's like watching the whole damned show! What craftsmanship!

But the bootee? . . . Didn't see THAT one coming! (Somehow contrary to the laws of . . . well, you know!) I thought we all KNEW who was going!

Hmmmmm. . . lied to by an arrogant asshole? Do you suppose? . . .


GT

"RE: BlowsVivor Ep. 3 : "Spoiled Again!": Pt 4, Day 9, TC"
Posted by Superman on 06-17-01 at 03:41 AM
Thanks for this OFG! You've really outdone yourself. I can't wait to see the next Episode!


"Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"
Posted by IceCat on 06-17-01 at 06:31 AM
LAST EDITED ON 06-17-01 AT 07:25 AM (EST)

<cue> The bars slamming shut across the face of the IceCat!




"Sympathy"
Posted by AyatollahKhomeini on 06-17-01 at 06:51 PM
We have sympathy for you, IceCat. All we need are some answers. Why did you resign?
"WHAT?!?"
Posted by ShakesvivorBlows on 06-17-01 at 09:04 AM
(Weep!) *sniffle...sob!* Say IT isn't Sooo... (*BAWL!*)!!!
I...I can't feel my legs.....NOOOOOO......M-M-M-Must regain(*eeeeeepp....*) composu-su-re.... BAAAAA!!!!!!!

(*dissolves into big gooey teary heap*)

Even with the outcome *sniffle* I still liked it OFG. *eeeepp..*

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Whorin' it up, outfront style!!!
(Well, THAT doesn't even sound right, does it?!)


"I GET TO EAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Posted by ItzLisa on 06-17-01 at 10:16 AM
LAST EDITED ON 06-17-01 AT 10:43 AM (EST)

LAST EDITED ON 06-17-01 AT 10:40 AM (EST)

WHEEEE!!!! I get food!!! I get to shower! I get to put on clean clothes and not share a latrine NOR a loofah!

Some thoughts before I haul my sparkling clean little ass outta here....
 

<<ItzLisa.  (Bubbles looks worried at this hint of even a smidgin of unpopularity)>>

***Outfrontgirl my buddy - all I can say is it's truly frightening how well you can see my thoughts! OMG!!! <click!>

<<ItzLisa: Be nice, you guys, play fair.  I love you all.>>
*** And I do too!

<<Hey, I’ve got an Italian sub sandwich, olive oil no mayo, and a diet Dr. Pepper waiting with my name on it, so don’t feel bad for me when you eat your soggy burnt rice and drink your boiled LA river water>>
*** BUAAAAHHAHAAAA!!! Foooooooooood!!!!
 
 
<<George Tirebiter: ItzLisa.  Bubbles, I love ya but quite frankly, you’re too nice for this game.>>
***Awwww!!! Thank you, buddy, seriously!

<<Honey, you can’t have a 7-person alliance>>
***ROFLMAO!!! Yeah, that's my fatal flaw all right, LOL!!!

<<And now for my parting public service announcement: 
Bubbles says you must never ever park in a red zone or they WILL tow your car.>>
***and for the last time, "Fighter Bubbles" comes out to play and tows some cars!!!

OFG, beautiful job!!! I loved all four parts! And now - I'm off to eat hot food, bathe in a giant jacuzzi tub, sleep in a warm bed with clean sheets in a luxury hotel and travel around and see the L.A., Grauman's Chinese Theater, the giant Hollywood sign, and various movie studio tours till the show ends and I'm allowed to go back to NY! AND IT'S ALL ON BLOWSVIVOR'S TAB!!! WOOO HOOO!! (I'll have two of everything please! I snuck the corporate Blowsvivor credit card out of Aya Probe's wallet while he was torching my picture, hee hee!)

*Edit #1 to add: Wow! I am totally blown away by Shakesvivor Blows' show of emotion up there! Sheesh, hon, get a grip - it's only a TV show!!! {{{smoooooches!}}}

*Edit #2 to add: OMG!!!! <click click click!!!> Look you guys!! Up above!! I've been bumped up to Playboy Centerfold Status! The true career path of all Reality TV show ho's!!! And so soon after my ouster - hmmm...they probably got pictures of me while I was taking my first of 22 showers!!!

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"RE: I GET TO EAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Posted by Lisapooh on 06-17-01 at 11:29 AM
That worked out well! Get bumped off just in time for your pictorial. Start cashing in now baby!

Don't worry Itz - you got out before the grubbiness of harsh backlot living set in. You'll be doing commentary on the EGG show with full makeup and tube top. And if it's any consolation - you'll always be in my final two (but not in a homosexual way, that's fer sure)

This was awseome OFG - a truly shocking ending. This was SO SO good. I laughed; I cried; I got another bowl of cereal and read it again!

"RE: I GET TO EAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Posted by George Tirebiter on 06-17-01 at 02:34 PM
My little Itz. . . since you were expecting (hoping?) to go in the very first episode, I was hoping you'd really take it so well--and you did not disappoint!

But I hate to burst your bubble about your tour of tinseltown. . . Remember? all loozers are whisked off to Monkeyboy's private island for weeks of pampering by his monkey-butlers. . . As soon as The Evil Dictator notices his VISA card is missing, you'll be outta there in a flash! Hopefully, he'll remember to provide plenty of entertainment in the hotel lounge, because I have a feeling it's going to get old watching skier curl the waves. . . and whine-o is probably driven to stomping out all the tiki torches, ruining the late-night atmosphere around the pool. . .

You just keep those subs coming--and maybe double up on the massages. Hopefully you'll have more interesting company before long.


GT

"Don't Forget..."
Posted by IceCat on 06-17-01 at 11:15 AM
... the Official Blowsvivor Website... has summaries for all of the episodes, including Episode 3 in a single document!

Just press the 'Big Shiny Button'!

Official Blowsvivor Website

"RE: Don't Forget..."
Posted by Outfrontgirl on 06-17-01 at 05:48 PM
Ice you are amazing and you work so fast.
I didn't have any energy left when I finished to go through and replace html tags so I could paste it, so I just put the links.
I am going to make one post with the 4 links. I don't know why I made 4 separate posts just because I had 4 docs. Braindeath...
If there's anything I could do to tighten up the text on the website let me know, Ok? It seemed like a lot of extra spacing appeared in the middle of speeches. I've had some rest now, so let me know.

Thank you, Cool Cat


"RE: BlowsVivor Ep. 3 : "Spoiled Again!": Pt 4, Day 9, TC"
Posted by Cherberrie on 06-17-01 at 11:32 AM

Spoiler Alert: Read Parts 1, 2, and 3 first. No cheating!

No way, Jose! I like reading the end of stories first!

P.S.
Great summary!


Cherberrie

"RE: BlowsVivor Ep. 3 : "Spoiled Again!": Pt 4, Day 9, TC"
Posted by Survivorerist on 06-17-01 at 11:49 AM
LAST EDITED ON 06-17-01 AT 11:53 AM (EST)

Great ep, ofg! Don't know how I'm ever going to produce something that good. You have definitely set the standard around here and, frankly, it's making me tremble in my boots. Some general comments...

1) I'm sooooo sorry Lisa! I didn't think the one vote would make a difference, honest!

2) Do I have a hidden agenda on this show? Of course not...

3) Dalton, let me make this one comment to you. If Sir makes the merger and Sir sees Dalton even eyeing her Sunday brunch, you can bet that Sir will be going postal on Dalton's heinie! <feeds the bunny a carrot>

4) I think this deserves to be said twice. Great job ofg!

Note: Just trying to be in character, no personal offense to any of you

Edited to add "Even nice guys can be ruthless if they have to be!"

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Sir Erist

"It's day seven and we just caught our first fish. It did take us a week but, hey, it's better than two weeks."
-The Not-So-Quiet Amber Brkich

"RE: BlowsVivor Ep. 3 : "Spoiled Again!": Pt 4, Day 9, TC"
Posted by dangerkitty on 06-17-01 at 12:14 PM
Wow, OFGirl!!!!! WOW!!!!!!!!! Great job!! I agree, this is a play-by-play more so than a summary!! I love how you pulled in so many of our board antics, application info, and previous epicsode events. A lot of nice subtle touches, with of course the outrageously over-the-top stuff, too. And, you got that Dangerkitty charactor so accurate!!!

I think my favorite parts were the whole IC scene, the TC, the reason for no BB solo interviews, hmmmm, probably more, too, but those are the first to pop to mind. Awesome, girlfriend!!!!!

I do believe that "Ep." now stands for "Epic".....

I'll never use a loofah again....


"Whatever charm school you went to, you should demand a full refund."
-a guy at my dojo, after I offered to kick his butt during sparring (he thought it wasn't very 'ladylike').


"RE: BlowsVivor Ep. 3 : "Spoiled Again!": Pt 4, Day 9, TC"
Posted by Mumbo Jumbo on 06-17-01 at 01:01 PM
OFG, I'm in agreement with DK, you've pulled in all of the board personas with wonderful twists and turns of your own making. I think this maybe a classic episode of BV like the death of Chuckles the Clown episode on MTM.

Sorry to see ItzLisa go as she provided the sweetness and light; now we're left with the dark side. Possible episode titles:

The Bursting of Bubbles
I'm Forever Booting Off Bubbles

"RE: BlowsVivor Ep. 3 : "Spoiled Again!": Pt 4, Day 9, TC"
Posted by ItzLisa on 06-17-01 at 01:18 PM
LAST EDITED ON 06-17-01 AT 01:22 PM (EST)

>I'm Forever Booting Off Bubbles

*** YES!!! Yes yes YES!!! I LOVE that one!!! OFG, can we call it that??? Pleeeezze?? Other than my nudie pictorial, it's one of my last few moments in the limelight - total whore that I am!!!

Lisapooh Bookend! I hear ya girlfriend - in the words of Steve Martin, "The Hills Are Alive With the Sound of Moneeeeey!!!" Hey, Blowsvivor has all the bootees stashed at the Sunset Marquis in L.A. - hop on over, we'll go to the salon and get facials, hair-do's, manicures and pedicures all on Aya Probe's credit card!

Off to the hotel bar to meet up with my fellow vote-offs and ponder who we'll be consoling after episode 4 airs.... JV and I can have all the booze we want, but we're buying Skierdude his first Shirley Temple!

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"RE: BlowsVivor Ep. 3 : "Spoiled Again!": Pt 4, Day 9, TC"
Posted by Outfrontgirl on 06-17-01 at 05:39 PM
>I'm Forever Booting Off Bubbles

You can certainly call it that, Lisa. For obvious reasons I couldn' very well make it the original title...
You are so sweet...I was really sorry I had to pick you and hoped you wouldn't mind...As I recall that lunch was one you had ordered on a previous vote thread turned deli order, so you see I wanted you to have something you liked...


"RE: BlowsVivor Ep. 3 : "Spoiled Again!": Pt 4, Day 9, TC"
Posted by GG on 06-17-01 at 01:15 PM
Well it's not as if we didn't know it already. Articulate, witty, hilarious at the right moments and with analysis and insight that only a spoiler could provide. Splendid!

But...

what the hell are you trying to do OFG? Render the gauntlet of all the BlowsVivor writers that have to follow redundant?

<effing and blinding at OFG>

Oh well. Back to the drawing board.

*Why the dickens did I ever charge you with writing Episode 14 Baldrick? Such piffle. Now I'm going to have pull my own finger out. Cunning plan my buttocks.*

"RE: BlowsVivor Ep. 3 : "Spoiled Again!": Pt 4, Day 9, TC"
Posted by RudyRules on 06-20-01 at 09:38 PM
Very cool!