When we last left you...
Soft-porn actor, Dolphin Boy, TrojanHorses himself for the sake of a strong Savaii.
Handing his sacred idol to thE DOUBT ANGEL, then gleefully exiting to face Christine.

The Voice-from-on-high comes over the audio feed stating "If you thought Ozzy's move was big, you ain't seen nothing yet."

and with that we formally enter... the mind of a Savaii killer.

I present...

While not exactly equally matched in challenge prowess, Christini Mattius puts up an honorable phight.
While Ozzymeus Maximus tears her dreams and her body to shreds.

Well, with my bloodlust abated for the moment...

Time to see what your Double Agent has cooking.

Now, we merge! And feast!

yea.

Cheers!

Good Feasting, Rick!

Good Feasting, Edna!

Good Merging, Dawn!

Good Merging, Keith!

Now that they're all busy, time for me to perfect my strategy...mwahahahaha

*SpcAgtDbl-O-No spends the next day and a half being warmly accepted and jovially provided for, as all littel devils have grown accustomed to...

Albert: No, dude. You're like way up here.
Sophie: I'm good at giving massages.
Coach: Have I ever told you about the pygmy pirates I escaped from?
Brandon: You remind me of someone.

Well, my plan is working perfectly. They've told me everything I need to know.
And now, the coup-de grace Tribal Council!!!

Whitney: Wait. We haven't played for immunity yet.

You are correct... um ... what's your name again?

Whitney: Whitney.

Well, Whiney. Since Ozzy has already won the redemption island challenge and since he is ... well, you know, the apex challenge whore, the alpha competiton slut, the utmost of everything competitive and sleezy, it's only obvious that he'll win anything we can throw at him and a pair of panties. We have other targets... er things to attend to. Besides you can use his idol later.

Ozzy: So I won Immunity?! I knew it!! Yes! Redemption!

But I will always have your dignity.

Okay, moving along then. That okay with you, Whitey?

Here at tribal council, you all will be putting on brave masks and discussing things as if "you never know what's gonna happen" *wink-wink*.
Once I'm done entertaining myself with your meaningless drivel I will put an end to it and start the voting. Edna, you will lead. (crosses fingers) and I will go last.
While I will be allowing for votes to be given, I ultimately have control over you anyways so you'll just end up writing the name I want you to write.
At that, my dearest lambs is the survivor most deserving of further redemption, the Sacrifice...
The Sacrificial Lamb...

Edna: Keith. Because you say so.
Jim: I would rather see Albert go.
Dawn: Albert Sorry. I didn't get to know you. But I'm guessing, I will.
Rick: Keeth
Sophie: Keith
Albert: Keith
Keith: Albert
Whitney: Albert
Ozzy: Albert
Brandon: Kieth
Coach: Keith
Double Agent: Keith

I will commence with a bullet list of results, for those ready to spread the word.
Get out of the crosshairs.

* Burned Buff: Christine
* Returnee: Ozzy
* Immunity Winner: Ozzy
* Merge tribe color: Yellow
* Merge tribe name: Solana (?)
* Plays Idol: Whitney
* The Alternate Target: Albert
* Off to Redemption: Keith
* Vote Spread: 7 to 5