LAST EDITED ON 09-19-11 AT 08:20 PM (EST)

I'm betting Cheryl screamed bloody murder when she found out Rob was her "star". I'm sure she'd rather have JR, Carson or Chaz. I can't watch him for long.

LAST EDITED ON 09-19-11 AT 08:25 PM (EST)

Gosh that was almost as stiff as Kim Dancing, must be genetic.

Bruno. Like a duckling petrified, hmmph I'm insulted.
Khloe yelled something
Carrie. Sees potential but a little rigid.
Len, not impressed, not depressed. Ok and too careful.

Scores after the break.

6~5~5

16 out of 30

Well he did a nice walk. Points should have been taken away for his sister's outburst

It is so hard to separate how I feel about him, from how much I hate his family. If I knew anything about him, I probably would pick him as my favorite Kardashian. Then, Khloe yelled out something and it just reinforced how much I don't like anything to do with the Kardashians though. Sorry Rob.

She starts off with she is not a #####, she just plays one on TV.

Oh, she broke up, Mark just broke up...wind up the rumor mill.

Dancing the Cha Cha to the worst version of Dynamite by Taio Cruz, evah.

LAST EDITED ON 09-19-11 AT 08:35 PM (EST)

Gah that music was awful.

Carrie. Great Hairography. Kept up with Mark
Len. Lively, lots going on.
Bruno. I love a bad girl. Have the potential, the hotness, you got it.

Scores after the Break.
7~6~6 19 out of 30

Overscored IMHO

Glad she got Mark as her pro. Will she become a dancer or just another drama queen?

nice cute cha cha

She's married to a Baldwin? I liked her better with bangs.

Poor Tony in the rehearsal.

Dancing the Viennese Waltz to Alicia Keys--If I Ain't Got You.

That was quite lovely. Except for a little blip at the end, it was lovely.

I think he did a good job making her look pretty.

Smiling Len Face.

Len. Close to the best first dance.
Bruno. Out of a dream and into my heart.
Carrie. Gorgeous, magical.

LMFAO and Harry Connick tomorrow.

8~7~7 22 out of 30

So glad Tony has a good partner this season, I really hope they go far this season. The dance was lovely.

She reminds me a bit of Jennifer Grey. Whenever I see Tony, I think about how miserable his season with Kate was. Tony deserves to go far.

Do I have to? What obnoxious nicknames will she have for these peeps?

Oh my his accent is cute...*thud*

Dancing the Cha Cha to Cry Cry Baby?

Oh my his hips are cute too....*thud*

LAST EDITED ON 09-19-11 AT 08:56 PM (EST)

Bruno. So lavishly gifted, you don't believe in yourself.
Carrie. Happiest Contestant. Have to work on the choreography remembering.
Len. Underwhelming.

Scores after the break.

5~5~6

16 out of 30

LAST EDITED ON 09-19-11 AT 08:53 PM (EST)

It's a 3-way tie for who I dislike the most on this group so far and Nancy is one the 3. I find her unlikable. That said, she did better than I expected. Mind you, she's no Kirstie Alley, but better than i expected.

I'll have a second helping of Tristan, please.

Awww... I liked her dance with Tristan, hope they stick around.

I didn't want to like her, but she was actually kind of sweet.

The cut away to her daughter picking her nose was priceless. Definitely worth a few votes just because I'm still laughing.

Sober 8 months.

Viennese Waltz to Queen--Somebody to Love

I'm sure his next dance will be better. Was a bit out of control in parts, but he shows promise.

For someone who should be leading he seemed a bit behind for most of the dance.

He says he got lost in the dance.

Carrie. Beautiful vulnerability, need to relax a little.
Len. No superficial start, impressed. Showed the mess up in your face, cover it up and get on with it.
Bruno. Stay in the character.

Cast in training and reactions tomorrow night.

6~6~6 18 out of 30

The more I see him in recent interviews and here, the more I really like him. I hope that he does well, because he seems very sincere about it.

Happy to work in the USA. Val gave his brother 10 seasons to win so now he's going to do it himself.

Dancing the Cha Cha to Last Friday Night?

Oh dear. Models typically struggle on this show.

LAST EDITED ON 09-19-11 AT 09:13 PM (EST)

Yikes, that was bad, model's can't dance can they?

Len, didn't like the bed. got brittle on your own.
Bruno. You were good in bed Elisabetta. Don't have the confidence to sustain it on your own.
Carrie. Val made you look great. Have to bring out the model, but with the music.

Scores after the break.

5~5~5 15 out of 30

She might be the first to go. She can't dance and doesn't have a fan base in this country. She can just stand there and look beautiful though.

Elisabetta/Val hoping they will do better next week.

The other half of the battle of the brothers. Plays Soccer with her.

Dancing the Viennese Waltz to Satellite?

She is quite intense. I'm looking forward to her relaxing and enjoying the experience.

LAST EDITED ON 09-19-11 AT 09:23 PM (EST)

Bruno, need to learn control, attributes are there.
Carrie. Impressive the body contact in the hold.
Len. Good hold, good posture, got a get a bit more softness.

Maks kisses Tom, Scores after the break.

7~7~7 21 out of 30

She is gorgeous, but she kind of clomped around like some of the male athletes that have been on the show.

Love her eyes! To intense though, Maks better be nice, cause i think she can take him on an win!

He is going to glitter up the dance floor.

He wanted Mark, Derek or Maks. Puts the C in Caucasian.

Dancing the Cha Cha to I've Got the Move Like Jagger?

That was sooo much fun! Wacky, frenetic and great!

LAST EDITED ON 09-19-11 AT 09:33 PM (EST)

Lots of energy and performance.

Carrie. Favorite Dance of the Night. Technically speaking, nah, but entertainment value Bam.
Len. elements of jagger, swagger, and stagger.
Bruno. Redefining camp as an art form.

Scores after the break.

6~5~6 17 out of 30

Loved it! Carson is so adorable. He was on the dance floor having fun.

33 surgeries after the landmine.

Dancing the Viennese Waltz to Break Away

I am a fan of AMC and sad to see it go. JR deserves to be around a while. Seemed nervous, but smooth.

LAST EDITED ON 09-19-11 AT 09:42 PM (EST)

Fog Machine Back, and great camera shot of the back of a camera man.

Nice job, seems like he had a lot of fun with that.

Len. JR= just right. right up with the best performances of the night.
Bruno, you have the hips, can't wait to see the Latin.
Carrie. Touched, bring emotional quality on day one.

Scores after the break.

8~7~7 22 out of 30 ties the highest score of the night.

JR/Karina loved their dance!

I hope they give have more challenging choreo because he could certainly handle it.

42 and here to get her body back.

Dancing the Viennese Waltz to This Year's Love had better Last?

Nice job, seemed kind of safe and boring, but nice.

Bruno, Very smooth.
Carrie, little princess out there. You finish each other's moves.
Len. I don't want to be picky Ricki, gets picky, but elegant lovely movement

Up the stairs. Pimping the meet the cast show tomorrow.

7~6~7 20 out of 30

Wasn't very challenging, IMO. I tink she has more in her. Hope she hangs around.

Brought up the transgender thing, wonder if he is at the end for performance, or to make it late enough at night for the "it's a family show thing".

Dancing the Cha Cha to Dancing in the Street.

I hope the tubby thing doesn't kill him.

Carrie. You can dance, light up this room.
Len. Razzamataz Chaz.
Bruno, Cheeky, cute and cuddly. Joyous out here.

Meet the Cast 8 pm then results at 9.

6~5~6 17 out of 30

I thought he should score higher than that. He has potential.

I was so cheering for Chaz. I think that he will get better with time, was very self conscious and I think he has so much more in him. Please vote for Chaz.

Looking forward to a great season.

Thank for the updates...I'm always reading, if not posting.

I am so glad that you stepped in to do this for Vince.

David Arquette - not bad. I was glad to see the ex there with the kid. Keeping it nice for the sake of the kid is always good.

Ron Artest - meh. I felt terrible about his daughter, though. Hope she stays cancer free.

Chaz Bono - I don't know if the judges were being politically correct in giving him so much praise. He was good, but not great. I was very impressed that he was able to move like that (considering his weight).

Elizabeth Canalis - ok, but not overly impressed.

Kristin Cavallari - pretty good

Nancy Grace - I disagree with the judges. I thought she moved very smoothly. I think she did pretty well for a fat girl. She's gained a ton of weight since I saw her last.

Rob Kardoucheian - He did look good and had the right moves, but he was just too stiff. He needs to let it flow.

Carson Kressley - Love him! I thought he did ok.

Rikki Lake - she was ok

J.R. Martinez - not too bad

Chynna Phillips - she really did look graceful. I liked her.

Hope Solo - She was good, but needs to just be elegant.