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"Favorite moments from e5????"

Posted by Jpod5 on 10-01-03 at 12:58 PM
Ahhh...another show with many classic moments. My favorites, in descending order:

5-Matt’s bathtub interviews. What’s up with that? Funny though. If I were producing, I’d have made darn sure there were some floating toys in the water…a ‘tug’ boat maybe?!
4-Kip’s elation over being “analogy man”.
3-Fuzzifying Brian’s rack. Someone get him a Bro.
2-The bee suit. Ralph’s anger, Matt’s failed attempt at restraining laughter, the comments--just phenomenal.
2b-Ralph’s comment when giving the Money, Honey rules about not using your hands…”Matt, you think you can keep your hands off yourself for five minutes?”
1-The look on Matt’s face when Molly/William were first talking ‘privately’ on the patio. My gosh it was funny. He looked like a guy on a long elevator ride trying to get away from someone else’s flatulence. If Spike replays the show (yes, that’s sarcasm) make sure to catch it.

Least favorite? All the raunch. I understand Spike is trying to cater to a male audience, but I think they’d do much better cleaning things up a bit. After the high-priced hooker they seemed to get better, but then with the honey lather and the chocolate-covered (cough) "models" last night they went back to the gutter. There are quite a few people I’d like to recommend the show to but can’t because of all that crap. The sad thing is THEY DON’T NEED IT. What a bunch of Schmoes.

Please post your favorites...especially the more inconspicuous ones!

jimbo


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"RE: Favorite moments from e5????"
Posted by Neffer on 10-01-03 at 01:48 PM
Those fuzzy, man-boobs stand out (ha-ha) but I'd add that I loved that Matt tried to resolve the love triangle with Ashleigh and then tried to exonerate himself from the whole mess when she refused. That scene was great on so many levels, real and fake.

-Neffer


"RE: Favorite moments from e5????"
Posted by Loree on 10-01-03 at 02:31 PM
The bathtub interviews were hilarious. They did it once, then twice, then they just kept going back to him in the tub. I wondered why he thought he was giving interviews in the tub. This didn't seem odd to him?

"RE: Favorite moments from e5????"
Posted by OceansAngel16 on 10-01-03 at 02:35 PM
Yeah, the bathtub interviews were hilarious. Most people watching would think it was odd, but maybe they thought it would make the interview seem that much more intimate to everyone watching?

"No. 1 Matt's advice"
Posted by RebelYell on 10-01-03 at 04:11 PM
That was classic.
"Ralph, it's not the bee costume that will define your career, but how you wear the bee costume that will define your career."

and then later:
"I don't think it will have detrimental affects upon your career, really. But," he adds in a what-do-I-know tone: "I'm from Pittsburgh.

Truly, this show proves one thing above all: The best television does not need writers.


"Show me the honey...."
Posted by Guppin1234 on 10-01-03 at 05:14 PM
Ummm, Brian... you're lingering. Brian... BRIAN you've been down there way too long buddy. What's with the slow mo honey strokes on Hutch's A$$?

So is Matt's bathtub time the man's answer to Vagina Monologues? If so, which end is most talkative?

Hutch's picture on his plate, Hutch slamming the plate in the fireplace, Hutch leaving the premisis (echos of Rob Campos leaving FLOM1). Hutch's denial. Hutch's grown-up temper tantrum.

Ralph in a bee suit - he almost looks like he could be related to Erin Brodie! Ralph saying the F word like he really, really means it this time!

Molly justifying bondage.

Ashleigh justifying licking chocolate all for the sake of competition.

Matt making a pact never to mention Hutch again. Never say never, and never say always because there's always someone standing in line to prove you wrong.


"RE: Show me the honey...."
Posted by Neffer on 10-01-03 at 07:27 PM
Hutch's picture on his plate

That was a wicked picture, wasn't it? It seemed ready to spontaneously burst into flames any moment.


"RE: Show me the honey...."
Posted by OceansAngel16 on 10-01-03 at 10:15 PM
He looked like the sterotypical picture of the devil.. It was great