LAST EDITED ON 12-15-04 AT 11:14 AM (EST)

Just run him over with the bus, Gus
Use an instrument of terrah, Hera
Poison's not that icky, Vicki
Just wait and see...

Introduce him to a foe, Joe
His suspicions aren't savvy, Avi
Take him over to the Don, John
And set all of us free

The Kevlar vest isn't ready, Freddy
Be sure not to miss, Kris
He's got no defendah, Kendra,
I guarantee...

So push him off the deckah, Rebecca,
Make him your little toy, Heckboy
It's a fall from the tenth story, Lori
To set all of us free

Eaten by a hyena, Lena?
Got a little too frisky, Kristy?
Just shouldn't race solo, Bolo?
What a tragedy...

So he choked on a corpolith, Meredith
Don't even say 'See ya', Maria
You know what I mean, Mary Jean
It set all of us free.

• RE: There must be fifty ways to kill our Jonathan.,J Slice, 09:43 AM, 12-15-04
• RE: There must be fifty ways to kill our Jonathan.,dabo, 10:06 AM, 12-15-04
• RE: There must be fifty ways to kill our Jonathan.,okaychatt, 11:05 AM, 12-15-04
• RE: There must be fifty ways to kill our Jonathan.,Bebo, 11:09 AM, 12-15-04
• RE: There must be fifty ways to kill our Jonathan.,Breezy, 04:08 PM, 12-15-04
• RE: There must be fifty ways to kill our Jonathan.,KObrien_fan, 04:57 PM, 12-15-04

I recommend sealing him in a room with himself. His own ego would melt his skin off.

Just give him the bootee, Estee!

<corpolith

????? You must have some rhyming dictionary, Estee.

Off to look that one up.

Witty job, Estee!

Everyone is entitled to my opinion.

I just hope you aim low, Bolo.

Lovin' this song.

You know the difference between you and me? I make this look good.

Great song Estee.

Nice job Estee, now let's get someone to really off the guy and I'd be happy.

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