OK, I'll give it a whirl...these Hawkeyes are fun...

1. Johnathon insisted on an English speaking taxi driver then displayed his proficiency in French by saying “Beep Beep” instead of “Vite Vite”. What other languages or phases does this multi-linguist know?
“No puedo trabajar contigo.”
“Cessez la panique!”
He can probably say “She fell down the stairs” in a few languages, too.

2. Several of the teams took bad advice in Stockholm and did not go to the Town Tower until 10:00. What were they doing all that time?
Recovering from the $0.99 penne, available at the Ikea restaurant.

3. Hellboy apparently doesn’t clip his own toenails (ugh). What else does his Mommy do for him?
Let’s see...what do I do for my 2-year-old... wipe his nose, wipe his mouth, wipe his butt, say “Good boy, you’re so smart.” when he uses the potty by himself...

4. DAW’s often get asked to pose for magazines after the show is finished. After seeing Gus’s awesome bod, which magazine will want him?
Asymmetry Monthly

5. Kendra says that Freddy is beer and dirt to her champagne and flowers. How could some of the other contestants be described?
I got nothin’ here. Sorry.

6. Victoria says that Johnathon would make a good father. What famous father would you compare him to and how would he fare?
Maybe Frederick West.
http://www.crimelibrary.com/serial_killers/weird/west/index_1.html
He stacks up pretty well already.

7. Hellboy has been threatening again. First the railway tracks, then jumping off the ferry. What’s next?
Go to RTVW OT and start a thread called: ‘Only gay Republicans should be allowed to marry Democrats who’ve had an abortion’

8. What did Kendra think about Lac Rose?
“WTF is a ‘Lack roze’? Why can’t they just call it ‘Pink Lake’ or however you say that in French?”

9. Don seemed to be struggling in this episode…puking and crying…what was up with Don?
He finally realises how wrong he was not to let MJ do the zipline thing from Episode 2.

10. If you were a fish, what would you be thinking if your looking up from the water at pukey Don or big fat Gus?
I can’t think that the fish would be any less disgusted than I was.

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>7. Hellboy has been threatening
>again. First the railway
>tracks, then jumping off the
>ferry. What’s next?
>Go to RTVW OT and start
>a thread called: ‘Only gay
>Republicans should be allowed to
>marry Democrats who’ve had an
>abortion’
>
>
LOL...someone's been lurking on OT! You're a hoot!

1. Johnathon insisted on an English speaking taxi driver then displayed his proficiency in French by saying “Beep Beep” instead of “Vite Vite”. What other languages or phases does this multi-linguist know?

answer: caveat emptor. alternative question: what is what someone should've told victoria before she married this jerk.

2. Several of the teams took bad advice in Stockholm and did not go to the Town Tower until 10:00. What were they doing all that time?

seems to me they were soaking up the whitebread around them because they are all scared of brown african people. but that's a rant for another time.

3. Hellboy apparently doesn’t clip his own toenails (ugh). What else does his Mommy do for him?

probably picks his girlfriends. she probably told him to dump the girl because she was too needy. as if.

4. DAW’s often get asked to pose for magazines after the show is finished. After seeing Gus’s awesome bod, which magazine will want him?

amyloid syndrome monthly

5. Kendra says that Freddy is beer and dirt to her champagne and flowers. How could some of the other contestants be described?

mostly jonathan is OJ to victoria's nicole. but that won't happen til they win the mil.

6. Victoria says that Johnathon would make a good father. What famous father would you compare him to and how would he fare?

i have no idea. i've never seen anyone act like him towards a child. good thing, b/c i'd probably be in jail over it. trying to go back to making this light, i'll go with homer simpson. picture the choking that occurs in every episode. oops. forgot the light. oh, well. what can i say? jonathan pisses me off.

7. Hellboy has been threatening again. First the railway tracks, then jumping off the ferry. What’s next?

going back to the ski jump, hanging himself by the horns, and zooming down the zip cord. come to think of it, he should've done it then. remember how scared he was? *points and laughs*

8. What did Kendra think about Lac Rose?

she probably thought someone killed someone in that lake. only it was a really long time ago. or the savages there use it to sacrifice a hot annoying american every few days or so. it's usually red, so the pink means they're looking for the next victim sacrifice. so she wanted to run... fast... and prance herself away in a display of vomit-inducing ignorance.

9. Don seemed to be struggling in this episode…puking and crying…what was up with Don?

he was so moved by the brilliant colors. he was torn. the people were so poor, but they had such lovely fabrics. it just didn't make sense!

10. If you were a fish, what would you be thinking if your looking up from the water at pukey Don or big fat Gus?

at Don: it appeared the fish thought "mmmmm... vomit" because they swarmed like pirahnas.
at big fat Gus: wow. Africa floated to the north pole. we have walrus now!

~ cq

mad at TAR this week but thanks trigirl for the fun questions ^_^