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"I, (insert name here), do solemnly swear..."
Posted by Estee on 12-08-04 at 06:15 AM
...that, having viewed Gus' torso for extended periods of time (here defined as anything over one second) and barely lived through the experience -- that, in recognition of the fact that the editors seem to enjoy this sort of thing and will be doing it to me again -- that Gus, despite any other sterling qualities he may possess, does not include among them 'foresightful enough to pack his own Bro'...

...I will never make fun of Phil's chest again. Ever. Under any circumstances. No matter how much Landru and Fester may tempt me. I have seen the Gus, and it was not good.

Witnessed and inspired by JSlice, signed this date of December 8th, 2004.

Estee.

(Not that I ever made fun of Phil's torso in the first place -- but now it's completely and eternally out of the question. I know there are many women and a few men actively attracted to the hefty look and I'm not arguing with their right to be. Regardless, ye gawds. Get that man to NBC, stat!)

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"RE: I, (insert name here), do solemnly swear..."
Posted by Breezy on 12-08-04 at 08:36 AM
I literally gagged and screamed when they kept showing that nasty... ewwww nasty... ugh *gag* chest. That was so wrong.

I covered my eyes and asked DH, is it off the screen yet?

"RE: I, (insert name here), do solemnly swear..."
Posted by Draco Malfoy on 12-08-04 at 08:40 AM
I'm not looking so bad anymore, am I ladies.

"RE: I, (insert name here), do solemnly swear..."
Posted by geg6 on 12-08-04 at 08:43 AM
You never did, sweetie.

Regardless, all I kept screaming was "My eyes! My eyes!"

"*lol*"
Posted by cqvenus on 12-08-04 at 08:47 AM

me too. it was awful. i'm scarred for life.

~ cq


wonders if draco could find the words to describe it adequately to his wife

"RE: *lol*"
Posted by Draco Malfoy on 12-08-04 at 08:55 AM
I just told her to imagine me shirtless with a major tan.

"RE: *lol*"
Posted by Estee on 12-08-04 at 03:55 PM
i'm scarred for life.

That's the third time this week. Shouldn't you be running out of room?

"RE: I, (insert name here), do solemnly swear..."
Posted by Draco Malfoy on 12-08-04 at 08:54 AM
It was so bad DW was saying the same thing.

"RE: I, (insert name here), do solemnly swear..."
Posted by ginger on 12-08-04 at 12:01 PM



Would lvoe to have the Malfoys over for dinner.

"RE: I, (insert name here), do solemnly swear..."
Posted by seahorse on 12-08-04 at 08:42 AM
My guess is that Gus will be gone within 2 weeks, so just bear with it.

"RE: I, (insert name here), do solemnly swear..."
Posted by KeithFan on 12-08-04 at 08:54 AM
OK, which is worse... Gus' bare chest, or Lillian's granny panties?

"RE: I, (insert name here), do solemnly swear..."
Posted by geg6 on 12-08-04 at 08:59 AM
Exactly the same. My retinas are permanently damaged from both. If this keeps up, pretty soon I'll be blind.

"RE: I, (insert name here), do solemnly swear..."
Posted by Spidey on 12-08-04 at 09:23 AM
Someone needs to complain to the FCC. Talk about offensive images!!!

Every time they kept go back to him sans shirt, I seriously gagged. What a relief when he was finally clothed again.

Totally ruined my ice cream with TAR experience. And I had nightmares. Ewwww.


"RE: I, (insert name here), do solemnly swear..."
Posted by HistoryDetective on 12-08-04 at 12:10 PM
I guess I should have scanned further down the page to see this original thread before posting on its duplicate. But don't worry - you can still read my witty(?) remarks after the duplicate gets locked.

It's good to know that Jabba can still get a gig and hasn't been typecast for just sci-fi movies.


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Insert another Ivana reference here.

"RE: I, (insert name here), do solemnly swear..."
Posted by Tahj on 12-08-04 at 12:57 PM
Gus needs a couple of nipple rings.



Jabba?!?! I thought that was Buddha!

"RE: I, (insert name here), do solemnly swear..."
Posted by HistoryDetective on 12-08-04 at 01:29 PM
Maybe he could talk to Chris from the Apprentice and get some suggestions.


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If it had been Buddha, I would have wanted to rub the tummy for luck, but it couldn't have been Buddha because there was no way I wanted to be anywhere near that gut!

"RE: I, (insert name here), do solemnly swear..."
Posted by Tahj on 12-08-04 at 01:51 PM
Yeah, they'd make a pair, huh?


Guess you're right. I could SMELL him from here. Ewwwww!

"RE: I, (insert name here), do solemnly swear..."
Posted by HistoryDetective on 12-08-04 at 01:59 PM
Yeah, they both need a visit from the Fab 5 for a little makeover magic.


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You're on a roll today, Tahj! This is the second time you have made me just say "Nasty!"

"RE: I, (insert name here), do solemnly swear..."
Posted by thisiskit on 12-08-04 at 02:04 PM

I don't understand- everyone complains about the show casting too many model types. Gus is clearly not one of those and is appaertly comfortable shirtless. Admittedly he is not the prettiest picture on the wall but at least he's not Barbie or Ken. All the bashing of Gus's (non)attributes seems a little hypocritical. Granted, it is tough too watch for too long.
"RE: I, (insert name here), do solemnly swear..."
Posted by HistoryDetective on 12-08-04 at 02:09 PM
Welcome to the forums, thisiskit! I appreciate your point. Maybe as a compromise we could agree that none of them should take off their shirt!


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"RE: I, (insert name here), do solemnly swear..."
Posted by TeamJoisey on 12-08-04 at 02:34 PM
I'd be OK with Victoria taking her shirt off...

Oh wait. she's done that.


These reality show contestants need a reality check!

"RE: I, (insert name here), do solemnly swear..."
Posted by Starshine on 12-08-04 at 04:16 PM
Only if you don't include Kris in Everyone.

Just off to rewind the tape again

"RE: I, (insert name here), do solemnly swear..."
Posted by Tahj on 12-08-04 at 03:54 PM
But Kit! This is the basher forum. Please don't deny us our bash. It's what we (I) live for. And you must admit, Gus is just begging to be bashed.


Welcome to the forums. Can't wait for your first bash.

"RE: I, (insert name here), do solemnly swear..."
Posted by thisiskit on 12-08-04 at 04:02 PM
ok Tajh! You are right- I'm still getting used to these forums. I just think the best reasons to bash Gus are for reasons pertaining to the game ie: always choosing the worst challenges(boating through the glacier lake, fishing, etc.) and his complete ineptness at direction- always can't find his way. Hard to believe this man was in the CIA. However, in the future I will try to be a better basher