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"How many ways can Hellboy 'off' himself?"
Posted by PepeLePew13 on 12-08-04 at 06:08 AM
Let's see, so far, Hellboy Adam has threatened to lay himself down on the train tracks and to jump overboard from a boat during his whippings from Rebecca.What's next? Jumping from a plane without a parachute? Throwing himself in front of a famished lion in Senegal?
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- RE: How many ways can Hellboy 'off' himself?,Estee, 06:25 AM, 12-08-04
- RE: How many ways can Hellboy 'off' himself?,KObrien_fan, 06:35 AM, 12-08-04
- RE: How many ways can Hellboy 'off' himself?,mrc, 08:11 AM, 12-08-04
- RE: How many ways can Hellboy 'off' himself?,Oscirus, 08:19 AM, 12-08-04
- RE: How many ways can Hellboy 'off' himself?,Bebo, 08:21 AM, 12-08-04
- RE: How many ways can Hellboy 'off' himself?,Angelfood, 08:22 AM, 12-08-04
- RE: How many ways can Hellboy 'off' himself?,Tahj, 01:00 PM, 12-08-04
HellWussboy,Breezy, 08:39 AM, 12-08-04- RE: How many ways can Hellboy 'off' himself?,geg6, 08:45 AM, 12-08-04
- no fair!,cqvenus, 08:46 AM, 12-08-04
- RE: no fair!,mrc, 08:50 AM, 12-08-04
- RE: no fair!,cqvenus, 09:03 AM, 12-08-04
- RE: no fair!,mrc, 09:08 AM, 12-08-04
- RE: no fair!,RangeRover, 09:27 AM, 12-08-04
- RE: no fair!,ginger, 11:55 AM, 12-08-04
- RE: no fair!,RangeRover, 09:27 AM, 12-08-04
- RE: no fair!,mrc, 09:08 AM, 12-08-04
- RE: no fair!,cqvenus, 09:03 AM, 12-08-04
- RE: no fair!,mrc, 08:50 AM, 12-08-04
- RE: How many ways can Hellboy 'off' himself?,HistoryDetective, 12:06 PM, 12-08-04
- RE: How many ways can Hellboy 'off' himself?,bystander, 12:15 PM, 12-08-04
- RE: How many ways can Hellboy 'off' himself?,mrc, 01:01 PM, 12-08-04
- ROFLMAO!,geg6, 04:12 PM, 12-08-04
- RE: How many ways can Hellboy 'off' himself?,bystander, 12:15 PM, 12-08-04
- RE: How many ways can Hellboy 'off' himself?,Tahj, 01:04 PM, 12-08-04
- RE: How many ways can Hellboy 'off' himself?,HistoryDetective, 01:26 PM, 12-08-04
- RE: How many ways can Hellboy 'off' himself?,udg, 06:05 PM, 12-08-04
- RE: How many ways can Hellboy 'off' himself?,TeamJoisey, 02:45 PM, 12-08-04
- RE: How many ways can Hellboy 'off' himself?,Estee, 03:52 PM, 12-08-04
- RE: How many ways can Hellboy 'off' himself?,geg6, 04:14 PM, 12-08-04
- RE: How many ways can Hellboy 'off' himself?,Tahj, 04:24 PM, 12-08-04
- RE: How many ways can Hellboy 'off' himself?,RangeRover, 06:46 PM, 12-08-04
- RE: How many ways can Hellboy 'off' himself?,iwannabearealitystar, 01:46 AM, 12-09-04
- RE: How many ways can Hellboy 'off' himself?,PepeLePew13, 06:09 AM, 12-09-04
- RE: How many ways can Hellboy 'off' himself?,iwannabearealitystar, 01:46 AM, 12-09-04
- RE: How many ways can Hellboy 'off' himself?,RangeRover, 06:46 PM, 12-08-04
- RE: How many ways can Hellboy 'off' himself?,Tahj, 04:24 PM, 12-08-04
- RE: How many ways can Hellboy 'off' himself?,geg6, 04:14 PM, 12-08-04
- RE: How many ways can Hellboy 'off' himself?,Estee, 03:52 PM, 12-08-04
Messages in this discussion
"RE: How many ways can Hellboy 'off' himself?"
Posted by Estee on 12-08-04 at 06:25 AM
Calling LisaPooh fat?(runs)
"RE: How many ways can Hellboy 'off' himself?"
Posted by KObrien_fan on 12-08-04 at 06:35 AM
Yeah but unfortunately for us he is only crying wolf and isn't serious and WON'T do it. Too bad. Flame boy is such a wooosy, calling him a girl is only a compliment.
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"RE: How many ways can Hellboy 'off' himself?"
Posted by mrc on 12-08-04 at 08:11 AM
Trying to clip his own toenails, he gets an infection and dies a slow, painful death.
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"RE: How many ways can Hellboy 'off' himself?"
Posted by Oscirus on 12-08-04 at 08:19 AM
I doubt that this wuss would evn jump off of the third step. He should really be ashamed of himself for his performance last night. He should be up there for one of the worst contestants ever.
"RE: How many ways can Hellboy 'off' himself?"
Posted by Bebo on 12-08-04 at 08:21 AM
Cmon spoiler community, get your thinking caps on!The important question is, how will Rebecca respond? The first time, she caved in and placated him. The second time, she said good.
Maybe next time she'll pull a gun out of her backpack and tell him to go for it.
You know the difference between you and me? I make this look good.
"RE: How many ways can Hellboy 'off' himself?"
Posted by Angelfood on 12-08-04 at 08:22 AM
there are 3 guys who I've dated who could be put together to form Adam. AND yes, the first one was gay.and so, He makes me want to slap him whenever I see him get super-defensive and start attacking Rebekah and then play the victim with her (guy 2 - Borderline personality problems). And then he pulls the "suicide" card (guy 3). I was glad that she called him her "girlfriend" and then called his bluff. Although, he probably liked it. ITs just sad, cuz the kid has a serious need to be loved, but doesn't know where to find it. *shakes head*.
"RE: How many ways can Hellboy 'off' himself?"
Posted by Tahj on 12-08-04 at 01:00 PM
Doesn't know where to find it? He still lives with mommy and daddy for chrissakes!
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Posted by Breezy on 12-08-04 at 08:39 AM
I applauded Rebecca when she said go ahead, yep go ahead jump over the side of the boat Wussboy.
"RE: How many ways can Hellboy 'off' himself?"
Posted by geg6 on 12-08-04 at 08:45 AM
The real shame is that the boy has no follow through.
"no fair!"
Posted by cqvenus on 12-08-04 at 08:46 AM
mrc stole my answer!~ cq
dunno what else he can do, but i wish he'd do it soon
"RE: no fair!"
Posted by mrc on 12-08-04 at 08:50 AM
This? is why you and I are respected as the most brilliant minds on these boards.
Mommy, mommy!
"RE: no fair!"
Posted by cqvenus on 12-08-04 at 09:03 AM
most brilliant. at least, if you poll the two of us. it's unanimous.~ cq
"RE: no fair!"
Posted by mrc on 12-08-04 at 09:08 AM
I like saying unanimity. It's a funny word.
"RE: no fair!"
Posted by RangeRover on 12-08-04 at 09:27 AM
I was hoping he would follow through just once on these idle threats.I hope the next one Lori or Bolo just gives him that extra push he needs. They could plead insanity. I mean come on.
"I'm a baby" Yes and you are gay. Why when he said that I had some whole wierd image go through my mind of him wearing Depends and Rebecca being forced to change them.
But why for the love of God would anyone date him willingly?
"RE: no fair!"
Posted by ginger on 12-08-04 at 11:55 AM
Well, you always look like the Better Half, I suppose.I think he should be demoted to "Heckboy." Such. A. Weenie.
Perhaps we should blame his mom. She is the toenail enabler, after all...
"RE: How many ways can Hellboy 'off' himself?"
Posted by HistoryDetective on 12-08-04 at 12:06 PM
Too bad he lost those sunglasses. They could have kept all the salt out of his eyes!Did anybody else notice that Heckboy has nice arms? They look muscular, but that must be all for show when he's wearing a sleeveless shirt at the bar - because those arms don't seem to be able to do any real lifting.
a sig by syren
"RE: How many ways can Hellboy 'off' himself?"
Posted by bystander on 12-08-04 at 12:15 PM
Those arms are the second-best set of implants on the show.
"RE: How many ways can Hellboy 'off' himself?"
Posted by mrc on 12-08-04 at 01:01 PM
Bwahahahahahaha!!!!!
"ROFLMAO!"
Posted by geg6 on 12-08-04 at 04:12 PM
Good one!!!!!
"RE: How many ways can Hellboy 'off' himself?"
Posted by Tahj on 12-08-04 at 01:04 PM
I think he's going to try and nurse with Mary Jean and get kicked off for sexual harrassment.
After Don cuts his balls off, of course.
"RE: How many ways can Hellboy 'off' himself?"
Posted by HistoryDetective on 12-08-04 at 01:26 PM
Nasty.
a sig by syrenbut funny...
"RE: How many ways can Hellboy 'off' himself?"
Posted by udg on 12-08-04 at 06:05 PM
*Snort*
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Great idea! Think we can convince Jonathan to give it a try?
"RE: How many ways can Hellboy 'off' himself?"
Posted by TeamJoisey on 12-08-04 at 02:45 PM
LAST EDITED ON 12-08-04 AT 02:45 PM (EST)He could strangle himself on Mommy's apron strings...
He could get necrotizing fasciitis from that weird haircut...
He could watch himself on TV with his friends (if he has any) and then die of humiliation...
He could make a pass at Lori...
He could pull Gus over on top of him...
He could spend another three weeks with Rebecca,
and she'd never be convicted of whatever crimes may ensue.
"RE: How many ways can Hellboy 'off' himself?"
Posted by Estee on 12-08-04 at 03:52 PM
He could watch himself on TV with his friends (if he has any) and then die of humiliation...I'd take this, but it assumes:
1. He lives through the Race.
2. He's capable of being humiliated.
"RE: How many ways can Hellboy 'off' himself?"
Posted by geg6 on 12-08-04 at 04:14 PM
"2. He's capable of being humiliated."Estee, the hair should have been your first clue that this wasn't possible.
"RE: How many ways can Hellboy 'off' himself?"
Posted by Tahj on 12-08-04 at 04:24 PM
Yeah, anyone who admits he's a baby and lives with mommy and daddy has NO SHAME.
"RE: How many ways can Hellboy 'off' himself?"
Posted by RangeRover on 12-08-04 at 06:46 PM
And let's not forget - never cut his own toenails until Rebecca MADE him.
"RE: How many ways can Hellboy 'off' himself?"
Posted by iwannabearealitystar on 12-09-04 at 01:46 AM
When Adam proposes to Rebecca during their post race interiew (of course mom picks out the ring) she refuses and he promptly hurls himself out the Early Show window. Live TV at its finest!
"RE: How many ways can Hellboy 'off' himself?"
Posted by PepeLePew13 on 12-09-04 at 06:09 AM
You know, I can picture him taking advantage of the studio surroundings and threatening to press his forehead against the hot lights and setting his horns on fire.
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