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"I've been used."
Posted by SherpaDave on 06-06-01 at 06:36 PM
Although I had the noblest of intentions in publishing stills from the clown's illicit activities, it has become clear to me that my muck-raking has been ineffective. Far from embarrassing the clown, my findings have only further swelled his already enormous head. Further, advance sales on several of the clown's titles have blown through the roof since I first published my source's findings (see below).

Since it's abundantly clear that none of us here really want to see clown porn (and many, in fact, seem to be suffering insomnia because of these stills), I will not be publishing any further examples of the clown's depravity. Rather, to prod the clown into filming what he should be filming, I've retained the services of one of the world's leading conscienses (see below) and will rigorously work to get said consciense onto the set and into the clown's mind.

To all those who have been emotionally scarred by the images I have posted, please accept my deepest and most sincere apologies. The end rarely justifies the means. Though my intentions were honorable, I should have realized that this means of justice could have done more harm than good. I hope you all can forgive me (and if anyone knows how to stuff a cricket into a clown's brain, please let me know ASAP).

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"RE: I've been used."
Posted by Outfrontgirl on 06-06-01 at 06:47 PM
Haven't we all been used, Sherpa?
I'm pretty sure there's already a cricket residing in said clown head and that's what makes it jump around so much. It's not Jimmini though. You know Gemini's are twins, and da clown got da evil-twin cricket--Cashcowitis--on the brain.

On the bright side, this profit margin thing might up the budget and get us a real porta-potty behind the cast trailer!


"RE: I've been used."
Posted by desert_rhino on 06-06-01 at 07:00 PM
well, you could take one of those bulb-planters, cram it in the clown's ear, then drop the cricket in the hole.... Just a thought.

-- JV

"RE: I've been used."
Posted by Dalton on 06-06-01 at 08:42 PM
>well, you could take one of
>those bulb-planters, cram it in
>the clown's ear, then drop
>the cricket in the hole....
> Just a thought.
>
>-- JV

YEAH, a practical idea. WTG....Rhino!!!

Dalton

"RE: I've been used."
Posted by Drive My Car on 06-06-01 at 07:04 PM
Thank YOu Dave.
The clown porn was truely disturbing to many of us. I had trouble living with myself knowing that I had unwittingly stumbled upon this on our boards. I mean we got young people here
for goodness sakes. Displays of clown porn could ruin them for life.

We'll help Dave, we'll get that cricket in the clowns brain somehow.
Keep the faith

EBug

"...get that cricket in the clowns brain somehow. "
Posted by boomerang on 06-06-01 at 08:34 PM
well, I tried.


"ROFLMAO"
Posted by sleeeve on 06-06-01 at 08:37 PM
I have this image of boomerang trying to stick the cricket into the clown's head... it involves hammers, crowbars, and more!

Damn... I can't stop laughing... make the visual stop!



Laughing too hard to make any sleeeve references...
"RE: ...get that cricket in the clowns brain somehow. "
Posted by ItzLisa on 06-06-01 at 09:48 PM
Priceless, Boomer!! And IceCat, nice suit! (hee hee!)

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"RE: I've been used."
Posted by IceCat on 06-06-01 at 08:01 PM
LAST EDITED ON 06-06-01 AT 08:37 PM (EST)

Damn,

I was saving this for the SB.com Talent Show but I might as well do it now.

<lights dim>

<single spot light illuminates center stage>

When you wish upon a star,
Makes no difference who you are,
Anything your heart desires,
Will come to you.

If your heart is in a dream,
No request is too extreme,
When you wish upon a star,
as dreamers do.

Fate is kind, She brings to those who love,
The sweet fullfillment of their secret longing.

Like a bolt out of the blue,
Fate steps in and sees you through.
When you wish upon a star,
Your dreams come true.

"RE: I've been used."
Posted by sleeeve on 06-06-01 at 08:28 PM
>If your heart is in a
>dream,
>No request is to extreme,


I should hope no request is "to" extreme... I thought we were wishing to the star...

Oh wait... maybe you meant too extreme...


IceCat... I love the Jiminy Cat pic... we desperately need to get some vidcaps for you to analyze... if you get too involved in creating pics for humor, we may never get you back in the fall when we need your talents on the spoilers board!




You never know what might be up my sleeeve...

"RE: I've been used."
Posted by moonbaby on 06-06-01 at 09:27 PM
Sleeeve, were you channelling Lief just then? Of is that Leif? bahahahah

"RE: I've been used."
Posted by Lisapooh on 06-06-01 at 09:58 PM

Y'all are amazing! Evey day you find a new way to crack us up. I sincerely hope all of you are accomplishing these acts of technical wizardy on company time!
"RE: I've been used."
Posted by George Tirebiter on 06-06-01 at 09:49 PM
Slurp--what your chart illustrates is that NOT ALL of us have been exactly disturbed by the clown porn, but have rushed right out to BUY some for themselves!!!!!

OMG. . . SB has become a veritable minefield of possibilities, lately. . . I'm afraid to look anyone in the eye, lest they turn out to be one of our apparent hundreds of perverts!

*severe case of the willies*

GT

"RE: I've been used."
Posted by PepeLePew13 on 06-07-01 at 02:15 AM
>Slurp--what your chart illustrates is that
>NOT ALL of us have
>been exactly disturbed by the
>clown porn, but have rushed
>right out to BUY some
>for themselves!!!!!

well, i HAD to run out and buy up a whole bunch just to make sure the young minds of North America don't get any more corrupted than they already are. (not to mention making sure that the hosts of my stag party can't use one of these tapes for the party...)


"RE: I've been used."
Posted by Cherberrie on 06-07-01 at 05:51 AM
Er, Pepe, can I buy one from you? My local bookstore was sold out, they are backordered indefinitely at Amazon, and Barnes and Noble refuses to stock them.


Cherberrie

"RE: I've been used."
Posted by desert_rhino on 06-07-01 at 09:20 AM

Cher, I don't like Massachusetts ANYWAY. Are you REALLY SURE that you want to push me over the edge into "Blast everything above sea level. Repeat as necessary until the Atlantic ocean borders Vermont, NH, RI, CT and NY where those states used to border MA?"

Don't BRING that crap here. It's too close to NH, and just being there, it might corrupt the minds of our younglings...

-- JV

>Er, Pepe, can I buy one
>from you? My local
>bookstore was sold out, they
>are backordered indefinitely at Amazon,
>and Barnes and Noble refuses
>to stock them.