LAST EDITED ON 06-07-01 AT 05:58 PM (EST)

Unfortunately, I can't just cut the link to an offending picture, and so I had to delete the thread below. I have included all of the posts from the thread in the body of this message, so that we don't lose any content...

PokieOkie, I thought the idea was funny, but the execution was just too graphic.

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PokeyOkie 53 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Hollywood Squares Square"
06-07-01, 02:26 PM (EST)

"Will the REAL Clown please stand up...oh, I see IT IS!!!!"

In honor of GT's crossing of the 1K DAW line, I decided to follow up on one of her recent postings concerning information she obtained. Quoting her as follows:
<< it was learned that our very own Shakes The Clown
<< has a predilection for masturbating into the Sunday
<< sports section of the Chicago Tribune

Although it resulted in a somewhat harrowing experience on the "L" to get the pix, I offer you the following:

<the deleted picture contained the following parody of the MasterCard ads:
A night out drinking $100.00
A tube of KY jelly $4.95
A Chicago Tribune $0.75
A picture of yourself on SurvivorBlows passed out drunk with your pants down to your knees after having "spooed" into the sports section...PRICELESS!>

I'm starting to understand what the "Clown" really is, and what it means to "Shake" it.

Pokey

"You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose. But you can't wipe your friends on the couch."

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Subject Author Message Date ID
RE: Will the REAL Clown please stan... SherpaDave 06-07-01 1
RE: Will the REAL Clown please stan... Survivorchick 06-07-01 2
RE: Will the REAL Clown please stan... VampKira 06-07-01 3
RE: Will the REAL Clown please stan... Drive My Car 06-07-01 4
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SherpaDave 140 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson"
06-07-01, 02:38 PM (EST)

1. "RE: Will the REAL Clown please stand up...oh, I see IT IS!!!!"
I realize that with my recent postings of "clown porn" that I'm hardly one to talk, but... can we please keep full frontal nudity off the boards? Many of us read these boards at work and while soft-core jokey stuff can be explained, it's hard to explain pictures of naked men.
Thanks.

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Survivorchick 122 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson"
06-07-01, 02:40 PM (EST)

2. "RE: Will the REAL Clown please stand up...oh, I see IT IS!!!!"
OMG! <click> This is truly something I did not need to see.

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VampKira 1759 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
06-07-01, 02:45 PM (EST)

3. "RE: Will the REAL Clown please stand up...oh, I see IT IS!!!!"
Pokey.. I also have to agree with Dave on this one. I am not at work, but I do have two children at home, who are always looking over my shoulder. I know some of my pics are a bit risque'.. but they don't represent a real person, and I hope you can remove the pic..Thanks
( Don't get me wrong... I DO see the humor in it)
w.l.s.f.c.
Du ar min hjälte, Supermänniska

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Drive My Car 960 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge"
06-07-01, 02:50 PM (EST)

4. "RE: Will the REAL Clown please stand up...oh, I see IT IS!!!!"
Pokey I know you meant to be funny but this is too graphic. Please delete the offending picture. Actual nudity is not acceptable.
Thanks
EBug

• RE: The PokieOkie thread,Drive My Car, 03:16 PM, 06-07-01
• RE: The PokieOkie thread,aymelek, 03:17 PM, 06-07-01
• RE: The PokieOkie thread,VampKira, 03:29 PM, 06-07-01
• RE: The PokieOkie thread,PokeyOkie, 03:35 PM, 06-07-01
  • RE: The PokieOkie thread,SherpaDave, 04:23 PM, 06-07-01
  • To Pokie,AyatollahKhomeini, 04:31 PM, 06-07-01
  • RE: The PokieOkie thread,Drive My Car, 05:04 PM, 06-07-01
• AK Rocks!,Survivorerist, 06:26 PM, 06-07-01
• RE: The PokieOkie thread,Cherberrie, 07:46 PM, 06-07-01
• RE: The PokieOkie thread,desert_rhino, 08:11 PM, 06-07-01
  • Pic,AyatollahKhomeini, 08:15 PM, 06-07-01
    • RE: Pic,desert_rhino, 08:19 PM, 06-07-01

Wow you're fast.
Thanks AK

EBug

Thank you, AyaK!

Thanks, AK.. Although I did find the joke funny.. I agree the pic was too much. *smiles at Pokey because she doesn't want him to feel bad*

w.l.s.f.c.

Du ar min hjälte, Supermänniska

I don't wish anyone to find offense with ANY of my postings. There's enough of that in this world, and on this board, as it is.

As a parent as well, I agree that the picture was not what I would consider appropriate for younger family members. Equally, I can understand the concerns of those of you who visit the board while at work.

My appologies to anyone who's viewing of it caused any unwanted results.

As far as removal of the picture, I hope that AK was able to address your concerns.

Regards,

Pokey

Thank you to both AyaK and Pokey. I suspect if I had been at home when I originally saw the post, I'd have laughed my ass off. Since I was at work, though, I didn't even get to see the punchline because I was scrolling away from the picture too fast.

LAST EDITED ON 06-07-01 AT 04:32 PM (EST)

Pokie, I also hope that I didn't offend you by removing the thread before you had a chance to remove or edit the picture. I thought the idea, with its feint toward Shakesvivor and its parody of the MasterCard commercial, was funny.... I wish I would've saved the actual wording of the parody (but it was part of the picture).

Thanks Pokie

EBug

Great job, AK! You deleted the post before I even saw it! This is the kind of stuff Webbie pays you for (or doesn't...same difference)! I'm glad you were added to the SB mod squad...

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"It's day seven and we just caught our first fish. It did take us a week but, hey, it's better than two weeks."
-The Early Days of the Late Amber Brkich

OMG! <click> I take the afternoon off from SB and miss out on all the action, yet again! Thank goodness...from what I've read in this thread, it sounds like it was worth missing.

Cherberrie