who was in the news industry. She did the weather for Channel 4. She drove a Porsche, and she lived in a house on the beach, and you know, she was a hot girl and we had a lot of hot times, but it wasn’t because she had a hot wallet. ...
On showbiz:
I was approached last night at a premiere by another network about a movie they thought I’d be perfect for. I thought that was kind of shocking. My comeback is, “Gee, I’m a bulldozer operator. I can’t imagine why you want me for this movie.”
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On the photos:
I’m a typical dude, bigger is better. I weigh 250 pounds in those pictures. And I feel like a toothpick right now. This girl comes up with a copy and asks, “Can you sign this for me?” That made my day. I was like, “Wow, I’m signing a photograph that I look pretty damned good in.”
I weigh about 210 now. And in that picture I weighed about 245 or 250.
gosh, you know, they didn’t look all bad, at least I didn’t have a bunch of fat hanging over those, you know? I wear those Calvin Kleins, the ones that come low on your leg there. Of course, at the end of the day those things are hiked up your a—. But other than that, that’s what I prefer.
And when they came out, like I said, I couldn’t be happier. I wasn’t shocked at all. In fact, I was hoping “Entertainment Tonight” would have shown them more, but they didn’t.
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On his income:
You know what happened? I didn’t work the whole year. I had a deal with the guy I worked with where he just did a 1099 on me, and I did my own taxes. Because after September 11 last year, a lot of things kinda died, you know. Construction died as well.
I’m in the earth-moving business. There’s big money in that. A lot of people didn’t want to pay. So that’s what it was. It’s funny because people have asked me that: ‘you only made $19,000?’ I mean, well, if construction workers made more than $19,000 or were well-to-do, they wouldn’t get the blue-collar rap that they do.
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On 2000 and 1999 income:
Well I was a bellman in those years. I only got back into construction in the last year and a half. I worked at the Regent Beverly Wilshire as a bellman.