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"Be The... Pirate Master 1.8"
Posted by tribephyl on 07-18-07 at 06:02 AM
a.k.a. "Ghost Tribe Redux: A recipe for disaster!"
*bing*bong*
tweenage girl:"Mom! Someone's at the door!"
Mom: {from another room}"I'm biiizzzyyy. Ask your daaaaad."
tweenage girl:"Dad! Someone's at the door!"
{no response at all}
tweenage girl:"Hrmph! Fine. I. Will. Do. It. MY. SELF!"
{lots of feet dragging, shoulder hunching and sighing as she goes to the door}
tweenage girl:"Who iiiizzzzziiiiitttt?!"
"goldbribe"
tweenage girl:"Who?"
"gaulscribe"
tweenage girl:"Ummm...what did you say?"
"ghoulbride."
tweenage girl:"I dunno I think you have the wrong house."
"ghosttribe"
tweenage girl: "Oh. Why didn't you just say so. C'mon in!"
</end dream sequence>
*hunh-uhnhun*...Oh Gawd! What a horrible nightmare!
I dreamt I was a little bratty girl and ended up letting a ghost tribe back into my house. (Yes. Back into my house. There have been other experiences. None of which turned out good. And I know it's my house because I was the one holding the key this week.)
What? It was true?
CARP!?
OMHEPMB...Are there any viewers left? Did any of them survive? Are we being moved to Sundays?
sigh...Jupiter. Alas, I actually did like you. Funny, how that captains hat makes people do things they wouldn't normally do...
*giggles with MB*
You can call me Daddo.
Editors note: Ghost tribes always spell disaster and the latest incarnation will hope fully be the actual dagger in it's sadly unbeating heart. GHOST.TRIBES.SUCK.
Table of contents
- RE: Be The... Pirate Master 1.8,piratepolly, 08:59 AM, 07-18-07
- RE: Be The... Pirate Master 1.8,mattben, 09:42 AM, 07-18-07
- RE: Be The... Pirate Master 1.8,vince3, 09:43 AM, 07-18-07
- RE: Be The... Pirate Master 1.8,Spanky68, 10:25 AM, 07-18-07
- RE: Be The... Pirate Master 1.8,vince3, 11:32 AM, 07-18-07
- RE: Be The... Pirate Master 1.8,Sunny_Bunny, 02:36 PM, 07-18-07
- RE: Be The... Pirate Master 1.8,agman, 09:59 AM, 07-19-07
- RE: Be The... Pirate Master 1.8,Spanky68, 10:39 AM, 07-19-07
- RE: Be The... Pirate Master 1.8,Bravehart, 12:08 PM, 07-18-07
- RE: Be The... Pirate Master 1.8,rasslinmomma, 05:11 PM, 07-18-07
- RE: Be The... Pirate Master 1.8,The Cake, 07:20 PM, 07-18-07
- RE: Be The... Pirate Master 1.8,Sunny_Bunny, 01:38 PM, 07-20-07
- RE: Be The... Pirate Master 1.8,sporkman, 10:33 PM, 07-18-07
- RE: Be The... Pirate Master 1.8,Spanky68, 00:58 AM, 07-19-07
- RE: Be The... Pirate Master 1.8,vince3, 01:05 AM, 07-19-07
- RE: Be The... Pirate Master 1.8,Spanky68, 09:57 AM, 07-19-07
- RE: Be The... Pirate Master 1.8,sporkman, 09:22 AM, 07-19-07
- RE: Soyez... le maître de pirate 1.8,piratepolly, 12:31 PM, 07-19-07
- RE: Soyez... le maître de pirate 1.8,agman, 03:09 PM, 07-19-07
- RE: Be The... Pirate Master 1.8,agman, 03:00 PM, 07-19-07
- RE: Be The... Pirate Master 1.8,Spanky68, 03:47 PM, 07-19-07
- RE: Be The... Pirate Master 1.8,PagongRatEater, 01:09 PM, 07-18-07
- RE: Be The... Pirate Master 1.8,tribephyl, 05:11 AM, 07-19-07
- RE: Be The... Pirate Master 1.8,cahaya, 02:55 PM, 07-18-07
- RE: Be The... Pirate Master 1.8,jbug, 04:20 PM, 07-18-07
- RE: Be The... Pirate Master 1.8,The Cake, 07:16 PM, 07-18-07
- RE: Be The... Pirate Master 1.8,Spanky68, 09:32 PM, 07-18-07
- RE: Be The... Pirate Master 1.8,sporkman, 10:11 PM, 07-18-07
- RE: Be The... Pirate Master 1.8,piratepolly, 10:38 AM, 07-22-07
- The admiral likes the way this worked out.,Estee, 07:41 AM, 07-20-07
- ahem...,Sunny_Bunny, 02:04 PM, 07-20-07
- RE: Be The... Pirate Master 1.8,Bravehart, 11:44 AM, 07-23-07
- RE: Be The... Pirate Master 1.8,dreamerbeliever, 01:28 PM, 07-24-07
Messages in this discussion
"RE: Be The... Pirate Master 1.8"
Posted by piratepolly on 07-18-07 at 08:59 AM
AAWWWWKK!! AWWWK!!!Polly wanna be cut adrift! Polly wanna walk the plank! Polly wanna ba hanged by the neck until dead!! AWWWK!! Polly wanna go on Carnival Cruise with Cathy Lee! AWWWK!!
Polly wanna cry.... Polly wanna be pirate... awwwkk... awwwk....
awwwk! Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Pollies... awwk...
"RE: Be The... Pirate Master 1.8"
Posted by mattben on 07-18-07 at 09:42 AM
True, Cameron, ghost tribes signal the slipper slope downward for ratings and such. But the true dagger in the heart will come when the pirates have a treasure hunt and they Jump The Shark
"RE: Be The... Pirate Master 1.8"
Posted by vince3 on 07-18-07 at 09:43 AM
*sigh*and John wondered why he got the first boot 10-0........
you idiot! We had a legitimate shot to really screw them up and get a nice chunk of money and all you had to do is keep a simple @^(@&^@ key! But no! I'll hook it carelessly onto the side of my shorts and hope it stays there *eyeroll*
John: *whack* *whack* *whack*
"RE: Be The... Pirate Master 1.8"
Posted by Spanky68 on 07-18-07 at 10:25 AM
John didn't secure the key because down deep, he knows I am the best captain. And he didn't want to do anything to jeopardize my hegemony.
"RE: Be The... Pirate Master 1.8"
Posted by vince3 on 07-18-07 at 11:32 AM
How would he know? I dropkicked him off of the boat first thing!
"RE: Be The... Pirate Master 1.8"
Posted by Sunny_Bunny on 07-18-07 at 02:36 PM
Oh, I have a feeling Polly and that pesky seagull have been getting all grogged up and telling tales over at loser lodge island.Sigh. Those two need to be sent to the Temple, for extensive rehab I think.
"RE: Be The... Pirate Master 1.8"
Posted by agman on 07-19-07 at 09:59 AM
Jd, you and I didn't always see eye to eye, but I think we can agree on one thing....John is a dumbarse!!!!WTF kind of scientist does he think he is???????Azmyth is still nothing but an azMYTH
Keelhauled by tribe
I still can't believe his phony accent. Gotta go, my grapes are getting sour
"RE: Be The... Pirate Master 1.8"
Posted by Spanky68 on 07-19-07 at 10:39 AM
Sticks and stones would break my bones...but wait...you can't get near me. I've already had you thrown from my ship.Now get out of my sight before I throw you to the sharks. Snivelling puny bilge rat.
"RE: Be The... Pirate Master 1.8"
Posted by Bravehart on 07-18-07 at 12:08 PM
Alas, I now have no alliances wi' any Skallywags....Kendra deserves a good flogging for her betrayal! I'm willin to mutiny against the Cap'n (who needs to kiss the gunner's daughter), plus I's be gettin heavy wi' loot to buy a Royal Pardon if I needs to...Am I the only pirate playin for da loot?Yo ho ho, let's splice the mainbrace till we dogs can grog no more! Arrrr
"RE: Be The... Pirate Master 1.8"
Posted by rasslinmomma on 07-18-07 at 05:11 PM
Jay, I really meant to keep my promise to you, but JD and I had a special moment in the water last week. I just couldn't write his name after what he did for to me. It made Nessa's smooch look like a granny-peck.Now I'm the holder of the Pardon...reckon I can get more than $4000 out of it and still remain on the ship? Sure I can! I may be slow, but I'm not annoying like Laurel, male like Loooie, or conniving like Nessa. Wait...wasn't there one more pirate? What was her name? I've seen her, but even I've got more speaking lines!!
They don't have underwater cameras, do they? My footage with JD was too steamy for Cinemax!!
"RE: Be The... Pirate Master 1.8"
Posted by The Cake on 07-18-07 at 07:20 PM
Ah how we forget, I am only annoying to the Cap'n, which we all dislike anyways, get on deck girl, we gotta get him out next!
"RE: Be The... Pirate Master 1.8"
Posted by Sunny_Bunny on 07-20-07 at 01:38 PM
LAST EDITED ON 07-20-07 AT 01:39 PM (EST) They don't have underwater cameras, do they? My footage with JD was too steamy for Cinemax!!
Yes Ra does underwater shots, but your "footage" consisted of untying the bricks from your ankles. Not really Emmy material, kid.
Now, had Kingshark been attached to your pants at the tush, THAT would have made the editing cut!
Edited to add my sigpic lol
"RE: Be The... Pirate Master 1.8"
Posted by sporkman on 07-18-07 at 10:33 PM
Yeah! What Jay said! Arrr! Triad!
"RE: Be The... Pirate Master 1.8"
Posted by Spanky68 on 07-19-07 at 00:58 AM
Since I am, in fact, a music producer, I shall concoct a power ballad dedicated to the most fearsome force EVER to sail the 7 Seas: The Triad.Triad....oh Triad
we are so tuff
Triad...oh Triad
scoring loot and stuff
Triad...oh Triad
The babes all want you
Triad...oh Triad
Zho Duan in the deep blue
(this is where we put the rocking guitar solo)
Triad...oh Triad
three macho, burly men
Triad...oh Triad
we'll win and win again
Triad...oh Triad
the girls are all lame
Triad...oh Triad
we like them all tame
WE ROCK!!! Everyone, hold up your lighters now!!!
"RE: Be The... Pirate Master 1.8"
Posted by vince3 on 07-19-07 at 01:05 AM
*holds up lighter, next to fuse heading toward ship........*
"RE: Be The... Pirate Master 1.8"
Posted by Spanky68 on 07-19-07 at 09:57 AM
We beat you to knock you out of the captain's suit.We beat you repeatedly to keep on my captain's suit.
We beat you to knock you off the ship.
We beat you when you came back (on the best day of your life) to try to knock US off the ship.
I really don't mind beating you again if MB will bring you back again.
"RE: Be The... Pirate Master 1.8"
Posted by sporkman on 07-19-07 at 09:22 AM
Rock on Azmyth! Triad the alliance rocks! Triad the song rocks! After the show finishes, Triad the band will rock! We'll have Jay on the rocking gold coin drum set with his gold coin drumsticks and singing backup on a gold coim microphone.
Next we have Azmyth playing lead guitar with his gold coin guitar hocked up to gold coin amps and singing lead on his gold coin microphone.
Finally there is me, Ben, playing backup guitar with my gold coin guitar and gold coin amps and singing backup to jay's backup on my gold coin microphone.
Good thing we've won so many gold coins.
We could let Jupiter be our groupie, but she doesn't think our fans like our Triad song, so I'd ban her from backstage.
"RE: Soyez... le maître de pirate 1.8"
Posted by piratepolly on 07-19-07 at 12:31 PM
AWWWKKK!!! AWWWKKK!Polly veut gifler tête brouillée avec un dictionnaire. Jeau-Don!! Jeau-Don!! N'est pas Zhou!! Nous ne sommes pas les pirates chinois!!! Regardez ses yeux! Regardez ses yeux! AWWWWK!!!!
"RE: Soyez... le maître de pirate 1.8"
Posted by agman on 07-19-07 at 03:09 PM
Though I have no clue what you said, my reply to you is "word"
Keelhauled by tribe
"RE: Be The... Pirate Master 1.8"
Posted by agman on 07-19-07 at 03:00 PM
LAST EDITED ON 07-19-07 AT 03:05 PM (EST)There was a dumb group called Triad,
Their lack of brains was incredibly sad,
They thought they were hot,
All the girls just said "not"
now they're just a passing fad
The triad is really lame,
their power ballad is just the same,
They can't carry a tune
nor make anyone swoon
so they have no claim to fame......
*pats self on back*
Keelhauled by tribe
"RE: Be The... Pirate Master 1.8"
Posted by Spanky68 on 07-19-07 at 03:47 PM
If we're so dumb and such poor players, that would make you even more pathetic since we beat you in the challenges and outmaneuvered you in the vote, eh?You don't have to pat yourself on the back. I am sure there are lots of other losers...er, I mean former contestants to pat your back there in your Loser Dinghy.
If I need a back scratch, I can just use one of my thousands of gold pieces to scratch it. Yeah, that's the spot, right there.
"RE: Be The... Pirate Master 1.8"
Posted by PagongRatEater on 07-18-07 at 01:09 PM
I actually like how they were positioned here. Pirate Ghosts are part of the legend, just watch an episode of Scooby Doo, and they were not given the chance to come back into the game.What I don't understand is why the people on the black team, week in and week out, don't try to sabotage their efforts and get rid of the triad. Harpooning the expedition is much easier than mutiny and it seems the only way that they could change the game for their benefit. I don't get it.
"RE: Be The... Pirate Master 1.8"
Posted by tribephyl on 07-19-07 at 05:11 AM
Okay...security?!
Can we have this raving lunatic removed from the ship, please?
He may start breathing some sense in to this most nefarious of Summer Mind Candy.
I see your points pre. I swear I do. But I can't in good conscience let the uber producer off the hook for playing the same trick twice. Even if it did turn out better this time.
"RE: Be The... Pirate Master 1.8"
Posted by cahaya on 07-18-07 at 02:55 PM
* Chop blocks John, putting him into permanent injured reserve *Nay, he'll not hold another trinket or bauble for our ghost crew as long as I'm still aboard.
That scurvy eunuch probably couldn't keep his dinglydong in his pants, much less a key. (*growl*)
"RE: Be The... Pirate Master 1.8"
Posted by jbug on 07-18-07 at 04:20 PM
Sigh~~~~~
Seeing JD crawl over the side like that ? ~~ sigh~~~ Just made me miss him even more. I can't believe they couldn't give us a few minutes of alone time! Oh well, at least I got gold this time!Just when we had all about decided that whoever was on the black team would sabatoge the Captain's trip for the gold, they go and pull a fast one on us - putting us ALL on his team.
I guess we could have tried to lose anyway, but as bad as we did, we still beat the ghosts!
Honored by Tribe
"RE: Be The... Pirate Master 1.8"
Posted by The Cake on 07-18-07 at 07:16 PM
What makes a Bad Captain?1. Fake British accent
2. A dreadlock toupe
3. Needs cheat sheet in order to make black mark speech
4. White Rick James Wannabe (Super-Freak!)
"RE: Be The... Pirate Master 1.8"
Posted by Spanky68 on 07-18-07 at 09:32 PM
What makes a bad crewperson?1. bad attitude.
2. challenge drag.
3. can't convince her peeps to mutiny against a great (and humble) captain like me.
4. Doesn't appreciate a great captain like me.
5. won't try to bribe her captain with hippy lettuce. I mean really. You know we both like burning blunts. You could break out your hidden herbs and we could bliss out together.
when I want lip from you, I'll scrape it off my zipper. Until then, shut up and wait for me to get you voted off, you little punk.
"RE: Be The... Pirate Master 1.8"
Posted by sporkman on 07-18-07 at 10:11 PM
Umm...
I don't know...
Maybe...Sorry Louie, I'd go along with the mutiny, but Azmyth has the best set of dreadlocks out of the entire crew. I've got a death grip on them because I know he'll drag me to the finals. If you could show me another crewmember with stronger coattails, I'd reconsider.
"RE: Be The... Pirate Master 1.8"
Posted by piratepolly on 07-22-07 at 10:38 AM
AWWWK!!! AAAWWWK!!Where's the other blond? Where's the other blond? AWWWWK!
Polly wanna pixel! AAAWWWK! Polly wanna pixel! AWWWWK!!!
"The admiral likes the way this worked out."
Posted by Estee on 07-20-07 at 07:41 AM
The lesson here is not that bringing back ousted players is the greatest thing ever, as long as I'm the one who's doing it. We all knew that lesson and everyone agreed with it wholeheartedly, including certain hosts who may have had a little too much rum last night and should really consider sobering up now. No, the lesson here is that the powerful shall always remain so, despite the futile efforts of lesser beings to stop them. I personally happen to like that lesson, especially when it applies to me. And in case you were wondering, 'lesser beings' is everyone not watching this show. And the one on FOX, which we shall not discuss because I have a plank here and I'm not exactly reluctant to use it.And the lesson here for John would be 'No, I have no idea how that practically-invisible lasso of thread got around the key in the first place.' Maybe the ghost of Captain Steele put it there. (He was real, you know.) Everyone's aware of his historical hatred for those who would try to steal compasses.
Oh -- as long as I'm here, a little message for CBS. Give me a better time slot or I'll start a celebrity edition of the Apprentice. And cast Julie Chen on it.
You have been warned.
Your regularly scheduled hubris edits will resume next week. Please stand by.
"ahem..."
Posted by Sunny_Bunny on 07-20-07 at 02:04 PM
*opens coffin*You will NOT be resurrecting yet another Capitan so that you can destroy his ships, his reputation and his self respect again! You ruined what had been an otherwise blissful eternal rest for me on Survivor, and now I have become a laughing stock with the blokes at the Flying Dutchman drinking parties!
I mean really - this lot probably believes that Davey Jones Locker is somewhere in England housing Monkees memorabilia! If you insist on using pirate or maritime themes from now on, kindly use a fictitious Captain!
Oh, and by the way ADMIRAL (we are all going to kill Bunny for calling you that) Your days are numbered. Not even a well known movie director can save you now.
*closes coffin lid*
btw, Ra and Bunny want their bodice ripping, mast lashing, randy vacation cruise back. NOW
"RE: Be The... Pirate Master 1.8"
Posted by Bravehart on 07-23-07 at 11:44 AM
LAST EDITED ON 07-23-07 AT 11:47 AM (EST)Arrrg, I might say I'd mutiny....not likely.
My new toady be.....(who????) Christa, I forgots she was even on the Picton Castle!
Pirate Master: Blog
WEEK EIGHT:
Jay the Meanie
Well, this is a game, but this is also a game with a lot of moolah at stake. Jay has held few illusions from the beginning. Still, he's so into the treasure that he's not fun to watch most of the time. Case in point, storming back to his room after the previous Pirates' Court, he calls Kendra a "stupid #####."
And why does he use this curse to angrily refer to his former toady? Well, as he sips on some rum, you might deduce as he does that he's been played. Worse yet, he's been played by Kendra. But for someone who talks about doing whatever it takes to win, is he so surprised that she would serve her own interests?
Apparently so. Angrily so. Well, this is what one calls a double-standard, which is usually born out of a lack of self-awareness. Not to say Jay is not self-aware. Clearly he's a clever chap. Here he's having a momentary lapse of reason.
So Kendra's days are now truly numbered. But does Jay, who says he's responsible for every "cut adrift" going to survive the bad blood he's created. If he stabs Azmyth in the back, I predict he's not far behind.
-Mr. Horatio
"RE: Be The... Pirate Master 1.8"
Posted by dreamerbeliever on 07-24-07 at 01:28 PM
Can you believe Louie missed the Louie show last week? Looks like we're all a ghost tribe now, seeya on the internet.