The Red Light Special is especially hungry after the drek that they called dances last night......

Shakira and her hips will be performing two songs, and we'll also have the Macy Stars of Dance........ and I think tonight's the night for a new Bachelor to be announced, too.......

• RE: DWTS#9, Episode 9 ECST,vince3, 09:01 PM, 10-13-09
• Encore Dance,vince3, 09:08 PM, 10-13-09
  • RE: Encore Dance,whimsey, 09:10 PM, 10-13-09
• Shakira,vince3, 09:13 PM, 10-13-09
  • RE: Shakira,whimsey, 09:16 PM, 10-13-09
• Who's Safe, Part 1,vince3, 09:19 PM, 10-13-09
• Bachelor/Next week's dances,vince3, 09:25 PM, 10-13-09
  • RE: Bachelor/Next week's dances,whimsey, 09:27 PM, 10-13-09
  • RE: Bachelor/Next week's dances,vince3, 09:28 PM, 10-13-09
  • RE: Bachelor/Next week's dances,CTgirl, 10:53 PM, 10-13-09
  • RE: Bachelor/Next week's dances,qwertypie, 00:30 AM, 10-14-09
• Who's Safe, Part 2,vince3, 09:33 PM, 10-13-09
  • RE: Who's Safe, Part 2,whimsey, 09:38 PM, 10-13-09
• Who's Safe, Part 3,vince3, 09:35 PM, 10-13-09
  • RE: Who's Safe, Part 3,whimsey, 09:49 PM, 10-13-09
• RE: DWTS#9, Episode 9 ECST,vince3, 09:36 PM, 10-13-09
• Shakira,vince3, 09:38 PM, 10-13-09
• Montage,vince3, 09:52 PM, 10-13-09
  • RE: Montage,whimsey, 10:00 PM, 10-13-09
• Red Light Special,vince3, 09:59 PM, 10-13-09
  • RE: Red Light Special,whimsey, 10:02 PM, 10-13-09
    • RE: Red Light Special,mmelindam, 10:07 PM, 10-13-09
      • BULL DUNG!!!,Round Robin, 00:22 AM, 10-14-09
• Thanks, vince,whimsey, 10:12 PM, 10-13-09

LAST EDITED ON 10-13-09 AT 09:02 PM (EST)

The women triumphed, and the men failed to impress.

The four new dances shook up the leaderboard, with a surprising new leader in Melissa, and Louie crashing and burning big time.....

LIVE this is DWTS, the Results!

Melissa/Mark's Charleston (complete with that silent movie beginning)

I know Len called it last night, but I thought Donny and Kym deserved the encore.

Did It Again

I could have watched the drummers more.

Safe: Mya/Dmitry and Melissa/Mark (Duh. Leaders....)

Bottom Two: Aaron/Karina

Jake Pavelka is the new Bachelor: On the Wings of Love......

Next week they're gonna be doing the Argentine Tango or the Paso Doble

The four bachelors - funny!

and don't forget the Group Dance: The Hustle

I thought the group dance with the 6 pros doing the tango and the paso doble was fantastic.

I bet Louis van Amstel choreographed it. I never liked him very much until I saw him on SYTYCD. He's kind of creepy as a dancer but he is so talented with choreography.

Remind me to stock up on ethanol next week. *SHUDDER*

Kelly/Louis
Natalie/Alec
Joanna/Derek

That means that all the female stars are safe, which means that there will definitely be a male star going home tonight.....

Next, Shakira and her hips that don't lie will sing again.....

Dang it, I gues we'll have to watch the blow-up doll again.

Mark/Lacey
Michael/Anna D!

LAST EDITED ON 10-13-09 AT 09:51 PM (EST)

Wow! Glad Mark is still in it, but Michael? wow.

Feature of the kids of the stars, especially when they show up at the dance studio........ *awww*

Hips Don't Lie

Of the worries of the practices, and then finding out if you're safe....... Speaking of which:

Safe: Donny/Kym!

Good. Deserves it.

LAST EDITED ON 10-13-09 AT 10:00 PM (EST)

Chuck/Anna T and Louie/Chelsie..... which one's safe, and which one's in the Bottom Two?

Safe: Louie/Chelsie!

Bottom Two: Aaron/Karina and Chuck/Anna T

The couple going home: *heartbeat music*....... Chuck/Anna T

Aaron/Karina are safe to join the Group Dance!

LAST EDITED ON 10-13-09 AT 10:02 PM (EST)

Aww shucks, so sad. I liked Chuck, but I think he might be glad it's over.

Good Goddess I'm so glad he's gone.

That was a freaking hose job. As bad as Michael and Louie were, there's no effing way Chuck shoulda got the gate tonight. He got SCREWED.

See ya next week!