All those tattoos... Ewww! I kept wanting him to put a shirt on and cover up his arms.

And I thought the "clown" remark was funny too.

You know, I wonder it they went out of their way to find people without any kind of personality, or if I'm just spoiled by my choice of friends and associates. Is 90% of the world completely devoid of anything beyond "lights are on, nobody's home?"

-- JV

> I wonder if they went out of their way to find people without any kind of personality
Pardon me, dear. . . but what other kind of people do you really expect to ask to be put on this kind of ho'fest? (And on FOX, no less?)

GT

LAST EDITED ON 09-27-01 AT 04:35 PM (EST)

Having just watched LC (E-1 & E-2) I do have a few observations:

ANTHONY -- Put a damn shirt on!! If I wanted a "Tattoo Man" I would go to a biker bar or a circus.

LISA -- You have alot going for you; quit "tearing up" girl!!

RALPH -- Men who spout off that they can't go a day without sex; give me a headache. Give it a rest!!

BOB -- You didn't have much to offer and bad-mouthing peeps got you booted; deservedly so. Buh-bye.

TONI -- Face facts; you wanted boobs as big as your mouth! (Although some men find that "attractive"...ewwww.)

TONY -- "Formal dress" doesn't mean showing up like a "Chippendale Male Dancer". Thumbs down! (And thanks, idjut for dragging Laura down with you...NOT)

MELISSA -- I have a gut feeling that you are the "hidden treasure"; let your little light shine!!!

MICHAEL -- Definite good guy/underdog image going. But why in the heck are you hidding your sense of humor?

Well, that's just first impressions. Not set in stone and reserve the right to change my mind as the weeks go by.

Dalton

Edit for mixing up Bob/Tony...but then all Cheerios look alike in the dark.

>MICHAEL -- Definite good guy/underdog
>image going. But why
>in the heck are you
>hidding your sense of humor?

....uhm Dalt, ever heard of editing? For every hour of footage used, there are 220 hours that end up on the cutting room floor.

And btw, have you been watching the same show......I've had sevaral funny lines, more than anyone else by far.

Glad to see you're watching Dalt, say hi to the Prez for me

Guess who?

> For every hour of
>footage used, there are 220
>hours that end up on
>the cutting room floor.

220??? Shakes, each show covers a max of 3 days, right? Isn't that more like 71...

>220??? Shakes, each show covers
>a max of 3 days,
>right? Isn't that more
>like 71...

now factor in the multiple cameras and you have your answer. Remember, at all times there are 3 different film crews running around shooting various scenes, plus the surveilance cameras that run 24 hours a day.

Guess who?

I don't think it was ever made clear exactly how many crews there were working the shoot...

(for example, in Survivor, the number of crews drastically increased from S1 to S2 once the budget grew after the first series turned out to be a hit. At this rate, if that holds true, then LC2 will probably be filmed on a couple of handicams... )

It's true, Michael did have a lot of funny lines!:

To Lisa: We're going to start having fun in, like, 2 minutes. Break out the Manischewitz!

Calling Anthony a clown (well, okay, it's funnier to us than it is to the general public, I guess)

During the dancing lesson: It's not a learning problem, it's about being white and Jewish.

And am I the only one that wants to call Mike a big chickensh!t for backing out of the dance contest? Were you all not just DYING to see him try to salsa dance?? GGGRRRRRRRR!!!! Come on, shakes, how bad could you have been? (and I seriously want an answer to that, cuz I have a feeling it will be really funny )

I am kinda embarassed to admit how much I am really enjoying this show.

dangerkitty

LAST EDITED ON 09-27-01 AT 05:04 PM (EST)

>And am I the only one
>that wants to call Mike
>a big chickensh!t for backing
>out of the dance contest?
> Were you all not
>just DYING to see him
>try to salsa dance??

Ya, my first reaction at the time was that it was pretty damn pathetic... then I SAW them dancing -- the sweat pouring off everyone's bodies (how the hell long were these people dancing exactly, it seemed like all night), hair and clothing drenched in sweat and I figured damn, not being exactly the fittest person on the floor, Michael probably wouldn't have lasted 10 minutes.

...the actual dancing was NOTHING like the laid-back practice sessions that occurred before the event.

Also, were those staffers shown counting the money jars? ...they didn't look like contestants.

And a logistics question -- I can't see ANYONE going off to the after-party drenched in sweat like that, yet they also didn't seem to go back to the boat until night's end. Did the cast have local hotel rooms or something?

<<Ya, my first reaction at the time was that it was pretty damn pathetic... then I SAW them dancing -- the sweat pouring off everyone's bodies (how the hell long were these people dancing exactly, it seemed like all night), hair and clothing drenched in sweat and I figured damn, not being exactly the fittest person on the floor, Michael probably wouldn't have lasted 10 minutes.

...the actual dancing was NOTHING like the laid-back practice sessions that occurred before the event.

>>

I think what started out as sweat was supplemented generously by water. I saw one of them holding a water bottle and upending it on their head.

Mike, you shoulda danced! And we have yet to see you dive off the side of the boat, either!

LAST EDITED ON 09-27-01 AT 05:54 PM (EST)

I have to agree with DK, the best Michael "funny" was:

>During the dancing lesson: It's not
>a learning problem, it's about
>being white and Jewish.

Although, maybe that's a "Chitown" thing cause I know plenty of white, jewish guys who are great dancers!!

>And am I the only one
>that wants to call Mike
>a big chickensh!t for backing
>out of the dance contest?

I just called him a "party pooper"!! And hoped like heck that Mike and Jeanette were off in the bushes doing something MORE
interesting!!!

> Were you all not
>just DYING to see him
>try to salsa dance??
>GGGRRRRRRRR!!!! Come on, shakes,
>how bad could you have
>been? (and I seriously
>want an answer to that,
>cuz I have a feeling
>it will be really funny

YEAH ME TOO, DK. Something guys don't understand is that SOME girls think it's "cute and sweet" when a man will get out on a dance floor and make a complete idiot of himself!! At least it says "he's got game"!!!

Sitting on the sidelines is a "bad sign". Anyone remember Kimmi?

Dalton

ANTHONY: Are you a poet? No, so stop torturing us with your flakey homemade nonsensical poems. No one cares and it caused poor Greg to fall asleep, which in turn caused him to fall overboard (or at least we think he did since we haven't seen him in a few days). If you are not a poet than are you a dog? Do you normally mark every girl you have known for 3 days with your scent and become possessive and jealous if anyone else comes near her? Give me a break, dude! I've never seen anyone get their heart broken in less than 5 days, when at least 2 of the days were spent fighting and none of the days contained sex. Get a LIFE!

LISA: "I'm a Professional", a Professional what? Whiner....stop crying already and start searching for some self esteem. The guys booted off the best looking girl on the ship last night (Laura) and left a professional whiner behind, whats wrong with this picture???

TONY: If you are going to dress as a chippendale then learn to DANCE like one. OMG, what was THAT dance he was doing, it was SAD! It must be torture to have a great upper body and not have any coordination to wow the babes with it.....poor poor Tony.

ADRIAN: Good thing I wasn't on the ship, I'd have held up the BS paddle, asked if I could take a dare (even though it wasn't the right time to do so) and made up my own dare to dig your eyes out rather than listen to your cocky self righteous speech ... "no no no, you don't know what its like cause you aint never been in this position" ... just wait til one of those females gets into that position, Adrian, you just put the noose around your own fat head, bud.

MICHAEL: Good strategy ;) Stay up all night with all the drinkers, learn everything about everyone and be the last one to drop into bed. Its also a helluva way to avoid having to go to bed with those lame ass women you keep getting stuck with.....thinking outside the box, I like that!

Kramer

Some nice rants, there, Kramer!! Heeheeee...

> Its also a helluva
>way to avoid having to
>go to bed with those
>lame ass women you keep
>getting stuck with.....thinking outside the
>box, I like that!

Did you intend this double-entendre, or were you just lucky?

dangerkitty

Hi dangerkitty,

While I would never turn stupid luck away (cause Lord knows I could use any help I can get)I have to admit that it was on purpose.

Glad to give you a chuckle with my rants...oh, if we could only interact with our TV's....life would be so much more interesting!

Kramer