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"The Woz: Human 20-Bomb Error."
Posted by Estee on 03-24-09 at 08:03 AM
(Just because someone had to explain that to me doesn't mean it isn't accurate.) Between his delusions of voting paranoia and last night's shattered illusion of hope -- hope that he would listen to what his body was telling him and consider giving up -- we may be looking at VFTW's next poster child. They might even try to get him married off to Cloris in the hopes that they might reproduce, then teach their offspring how to sing.

I realize Steve is Cast To Lose in action: there was no way he was ever going to take the trophy from the lineup announcement on, and he's just there to fill out an elimination slot. Whether or not he knows it is very much up for debate. And given that your Apple computer may be casting multiple auto-votes for him without your permission, he could stay in this thing for a very long time.

I have nothing against him as a person (beyond those paranoid rantings, which were annoying). And I know CTL is hurtful, frequently pointless, and practiced by the majority of reality shows just because of both factors. But I've seen him dance. I've seen the #3 paddle. These factors are not only connected, but have to be surgically disjoined immediately.

If he survives tonight's elimination, we're in for a long season.

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"RE: The Woz: Human 20-Bomb Error."
Posted by Snidget on 03-24-09 at 08:12 AM
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"RE: The Woz: Human 20-Bomb Error."
Posted by Estee on 03-24-09 at 08:25 AM
Raise your hand if you didn't see that one coming.

At least they don't have a caricature of him on their front page -- yet.

"RE: The Woz: Human 20-Bomb Error."
Posted by vince3 on 03-24-09 at 09:20 AM
He knows that he stinks, but he hopes that he'll be saved.

He's Happy To Be There.

He's also trying to dance through both his physical capabilities that he had to start with, and then the multiple injuries sustained during rehearsals......

He may be this year's Clorky, but for whatever reason, I don't mind in his case. Maybe it's the way that he's going about it, I dunno.

I generally don't listen to the post dance babble for them anyways. The main thing that I'm concerned about during the Samantha-bot interview is the judges scores. After that, it all blends together.

"RE: The Woz: Human 20-Bomb Error."
Posted by mindy23 on 03-24-09 at 11:19 AM
I know I'll be up for stoning for saying this, BUT, I didn't think he was that bad....considering! I mean, we have seen worse, IMHO. Take Billy Rae, Master P, and a few others, whose names escape me at this point in time. Their faces and their dances never will, unfortunately.

Of course, they didn't make it too far, either. But Master W. DOES have a good attitude, and does wear the right shoes, huh??

I do have one question, though. Why does Karina seem to always get the losers of the bunch? You can't tell me that it's the luck of the draw. I mean, the fact that Julianne got her BOYFRIEND tells us something about staging who gets who!! Ok, I'm not a Karina fan, either, but her pouting and 'loser face' gets old really fast. Fortunately, paired with the people she gets, we don't have to see it for long.

Just wondering.......At least she got Mario for a while, in a lot of ways more than dancing.....


"RE: The Woz: Human 20-Bomb Error."
Posted by vince3 on 03-24-09 at 12:09 PM
Steve Woz is trying, he knows that he sucks, but dammit he's at least trying.
"RE: The Woz: Human 20-Bomb Error."
Posted by Belle Book on 03-24-09 at 03:45 PM
I agree -- and with the exception of Master P., all the dancers who were terrible really tried! I can accept a good effort in spite of horrible dancing -- I can't accept not trying at all, whether the dancer has natural talent or not.

Belle Book

"RE: The Woz: Human 20-Bomb Error."
Posted by FlyinBrian on 03-24-09 at 09:25 PM
Wow, you're right about Karina! She has had Mario Lopez, Billy Ray Cyrus, Floyd Mayweather, Mario, Rocco, and Woz. I thought the system was that if you get close to the finals a couple times, the next season you get a dud. Like Julianne won twice, then got Adam Carolla. Karina had 2 good Marios, the rest seem like lower tier dancers. She deserves someone good next year.