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"Why is there so much homosexuality in today's TV programming?"
Posted by grampi on 01-21-06 at 01:12 PM
LAST EDITED ON 01-21-06 AT 01:41 PM (EST)

It's in sitcoms, miniseries, movies, everywhere. Gone are the days of the Everybody Loves Raymonds and the Home Improvements, and here are the days of the Will and Graces and the new show with Henry Winkler and Stockard Channing (I don't recall the name of the show). I can't stand Will and Grace, and I watched about 10 minutes of this new Henry Winkler show the other night and I had to change channels because the homosexual content was so sickening. Are today's writers actually so void of talent that they have to resort to homosexuality to get laughs, or has Hollywood's agenda moved so far left that the agenda has become more important than the entertainment value? I prefer the days when homosexuality was kept in the closet.

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"RE: Why is there so much homosexuality in today's TV programming?"
Posted by Cygnus X1 on 01-21-06 at 01:14 PM
*runs for the bunker*
"RE: Why is there so much homosexuality in today's TV programming?"
Posted by Estee on 01-21-06 at 02:04 PM
I'm sorry. Could someone translate this for me? I don't speak troll.
"RE: Why is there so much homosexuality in today's TV programming?"
Posted by grampi on 01-21-06 at 04:01 PM
>I'm sorry. Could someone translate
>this for me? I
>don't speak troll.

Are you saying you like it?


"RE: Why is there so much homosexuality in today's TV programming?"
Posted by Estee on 01-21-06 at 04:19 PM
Well, to be completely honest here -- it's not really one of my favorite dishes. For starters, you have to deal with the fact that while trolls always come fresh, the packaging is guaranteed to be incredibly stale, which doesn't exactly help the flavor. Oh, and trolls are really stringy. There's no real meat to anything in the package: just some torn ligaments wrapped around hollow bone, desperately trying to hold the illusion of a whole creation in place and not making it by roughly one hundred percent. (Perhaps needless to say, there's no organs anywhere in a serving of troll, so if you like hearts and brains, you're better off getting just about anything else.) When you get that kind of raw material, the only thing to do is tenderize it. Which means hitting it. And you hit it over and over and over for hours on end and you always reach this point where you realize that while hitting the troll has given you a pretty good workout, what you've got is still stringy and completely hollow and tastes like dust bunnies. Dust bunnies filled with sewage. But that's when you hit my favorite part of the recipe. Someone with taste and discretion and a really big hammer comes along, and guess what they do? They throw the troll away. And then everyone goes out for pizza instead.

...oh, would I love a pizza right about now...
"RE: Why is there so much homosexuality in today's TV programming?"
Posted by AugustGirl on 01-21-06 at 04:04 PM
I prefer the days when homosexuality was kept in the closet.

Really? I prefer the days where the bigots are locked in the closet.


It's an Arkie.

"RE: Why is there so much homosexuality in today's TV programming?"
Posted by DooWahDitty on 01-21-06 at 04:21 PM
LAST EDITED ON 01-21-06 AT 04:55 PM (EST)

On second thought, I don't care for my own response.


"RE: Why is there so much homosexuality in today's TV programming?"
Posted by brvnkrz on 01-21-06 at 04:46 PM
It's just like how they let them colored folks have their own shows too. I mean, gone are the days of white America. And now even them Mexican types too. George Lopez? I mean, who would get that show except for them Mexican types. And Margaret Cho? All American Girl? Give me a break. She's Korean. How could they giver her a show. And now they are giving all them fat folks shows too. Seen Celebrity fit club? It should be celebrity Fat club. Don't you agree? What is this country coming too. I hope they don't start letting women vote and letting them colored people sit in the front of the bus and stuff.


"RE: Why is there so much homosexuality in today's TV programming?"
Posted by HistoryDetective on 01-21-06 at 04:51 PM
Are today's writers actually so void of talent that they have to resort to homosexuality to get laughs

Hey, I'm sure that if the writers knew your name that they would much prefer to make jokes about you instead. After all, you seem like the type of troll that is easy to laugh at.

Pizza please!


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Wait ... Did I not do enough "critical thinking" before posting a response?

"RE: Why is there so much homosexuality in today's TV programming?"
Posted by grampi on 01-21-06 at 05:04 PM
I see this forum is full of the same left wing loonies that's putting all this garbage on TV.
"RE: Why is there so much homosexuality in today's TV programming?"
Posted by brvnkrz on 01-21-06 at 05:06 PM
I'm a left wing loonie, I'm a left wing loonie, I'm a left wing loonie, I'm a left wing loonie. And a big old dyke with a mexican girlfriend and a Japanese best friend and a jew for a boss and A gay black man as another best friend.


"RE: Why is there so much homosexuality in today's TV programming?"
Posted by AugustGirl on 01-21-06 at 06:16 PM
You forgot to mention the most disturbing thing about you....

You're a diehard 49ers fan.


Augie <--- still can't believe they let 49ers fans in here

"RE: Why is there so much homosexuality in today's TV programming?"
Posted by brvnkrz on 01-21-06 at 06:27 PM
Hey now!! Do I say anything bad about Terps or Ravin or Oriole fans? No, no I do not. Blasphemist. Hrmph.


I'm a left wing loonie. Yep, that's what I am.

"RE: Why is there so much homosexuality in today's TV programming?"
Posted by AugustGirl on 01-21-06 at 06:44 PM
Why don't you just go back into your closet like a good little lesbian?


Ya left wing loonie tunes.

"RE: Why is there so much homosexuality in today's TV programming?"
Posted by bondt007 on 01-21-06 at 07:02 PM

I'm a right wing looney

...and the 49ers suck.


>Issued by "Q" and RollDdice

Charter Member, April 2001; Club Anti-DAW

"RE: Why is there so much homosexuality in today's TV programming?"
Posted by brvnkrz on 01-21-06 at 07:04 PM
It's loonie, not looney. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.


I'm a left wing loonie. Yep, that's what I am.

"RE: Why is there so much homosexuality in today's TV programming?"
Posted by Estee on 01-21-06 at 07:15 PM
Finally, something we can all agree on!

Or is that 'two things'?

"RE: Why is there so much homosexuality in today's TV programming?"
Posted by Cygnus X1 on 01-21-06 at 09:00 PM
I'm a right-wing looney who *heart*s left-wing looneys on here.

And if a show bothers me? I no watch it.

"RE: Why is there so much homosexuality in today's TV programming?"
Posted by brvnkrz on 01-21-06 at 05:07 PM
And thank you for my new sig tag line. Big wet homosexual kiss to ya.


I'm a left wing loonie.

"RE: Why is there so much homosexuality in today's TV programming?"
Posted by Estee on 01-21-06 at 05:18 PM
You're Canadian currency?

You really should have mentioned this before now.

"RE: Why is there so much homosexuality in today's TV programming?"
Posted by brvnkrz on 01-21-06 at 05:21 PM
I didn't know until now.


I'm a left wing loonie. Yep, that's what I am.

"RE: Why is there so much homosexuality in today's TV programming?"
Posted by Estee on 01-21-06 at 05:29 PM
Sheila: Times have changed
Our kids are getting worse
They won't obey their parents
They just want to fart and curse!

Sharon: Should we blame the government?

Liane: Or blame society?

Dads: Or should we blame the images on TV?

Sheila: No, blame Canada

Everyone: Blame Canada

Sheila: With all their beady little eyes
And flappin' heads so full of lies

Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada

Sheila: We need to form a full assault

Everyone: It's Canada's fault!

Sharon: Don't blame me
For my son Stan
He saw the darn cartoon
And now he's off to join the Klan!

Liane: And my boy Eric once
Had my picture on his shelf
But now when I see him he tells me to (censored) myself!

Sheila: Well, blame Canada

Everyone: Blame Canada

Sheila: It seems that everything's gone wrong
Since Canada came along

Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada

Copy Guy: They're not even a real country anyway

Ms. McCormick: My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer rich and true
Instead he burned up like a piggy on the barbecue

Everyone: Should we blame the matches?
Should we blame the fire?
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?

Sheila: Heck no!

Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada

Sheila: With all their hockey hullabaloo

Liane: And that be-yotch Anne Murray too

Everyone: Blame Canada
Shame on Canada
For...
The smut we must stop
The trash we must bash
The laughter and fun
Must all be undone
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before somebody thinks of blaming us!

"RE: Why is there so much homosexuality in today's TV programming?"
Posted by brvnkrz on 01-21-06 at 05:32 PM
It's Coco's fault.


I'm a left wing loonie. Yep, that's what I am.

"RE: Why is there so much homosexuality in today's TV programming?"
Posted by Estee on 01-21-06 at 05:49 PM
I'd reply to this, but I have to go watch Monk promote the obsessive-compulsive agenda to innocent and unsuspecting American children. He temporarily adopted one once and the kid started to act just like him. Why isn't someone doing something to stop this?

"Oh, sure"
Posted by Coconut on 01-21-06 at 09:14 PM
Blame me, instead of the troll that can't spell.


Coconut: Taking the homosexual programming to a whole new level.

"RE: Why is there so much homosexuality in today's TV programming?"
Posted by Estee on 01-21-06 at 05:14 PM
Gin!

...wait, that's probably insulting to alcoholics...

Bingo!

...hold up. There's a racist conotation somewhere in there. Let me try again...

Eureka!

...which is Greek, and we're in America, so I have to speak English...

Goooooooooaaaaallll!

...yeah, like real Americans watch soccer...

...a little help here?

"RE: Why is there so much homosexuality in today's TV programming?"
Posted by DooWahDitty on 01-21-06 at 05:20 PM
none here, you know I'm not that good at repartee and I can hardly type right now *giggleshakesnertthanksslice*

"RE: Why is there so much homosexuality in today's TV programming?"
Posted by HistoryDetective on 01-21-06 at 07:18 PM
I see this forum is full of the same left wing loonies that's putting all this garbage on TV.

That's not true! There seems to be one phoquetard here too!


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"RE: Why is there so much homosexuality in today's TV programming?"
Posted by Estee on 01-21-06 at 05:17 PM
Pizza please!

Maybe we can serve pizza whenever Rory's out for a walk. That way, we can be sure he won't eat any.

So what did you want on your pizza? I usually go for sausage.

Wait ... Did I not do enough "critical thinking" before posting a response?

Don't ask me. I've never criticized anyone or anything in my life.

"RE: Why is there so much homosexuality in today's TV programming?"
Posted by HistoryDetective on 01-21-06 at 07:17 PM
So what did you want on your pizza? I usually go for sausage.

C'mon, Estee! You know that when it comes to pizza, all I'm interested in is an extra large sausage.


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"Professional caddy at work."
Posted by Estee on 01-21-06 at 07:26 PM
I put 'em on the tee and he knocks 'em into the hole with the first swing.

(Now personally, I like Italian sweet, but your milage...)

"RE: Why is there so much homosexuality in today's TV programming?"
Posted by Cygnus X1 on 01-21-06 at 09:05 PM
You know that when it comes to pizza, all I'm interested in is an extra large sausage.

Coming right up!

"RE: Why is there so much homosexuality in today's TV programming?"
Posted by Estee on 01-21-06 at 09:13 PM
And really, who knew seven inches was that big? (Gretchen didn't.)
"RE: Why is there so much homosexuality in today's TV programming?"
Posted by volsfan on 01-21-06 at 10:24 PM
Yeah but Mary Adam wasn't the biggest wiener...that was Jonathon. I had to write the summary to that mess of an episode!