LAST EDITED ON 03-16-04 AT 04:27 PM (EST)LaToya comes on stage, stops the music and announces to the stunned crowd, "I'm 37 and never had any intention of competing in this sorry a$$, so-called competition. I'm here to represent those who can't speak for themselves... Siamese cats. People say that they have attitude, are aloof. That's so wrong!!! They're just a little different. Thank you."
She then moons the audience.
edited to say:
OK, my humor has always leaned towards the absurd. John Cleese cracks me up.
Winky