....Paula confesses that she made a HUGE mistake in picking BLeah. Randy says, "Dawg!" - whatever that means. Simon yells at Paula and Randy, "What the he!! were you thinking?" BLeah stands on the stage crying her eyes out while Mama sits in the audience looking mad. Ryan Seacrest escorts BLeah out of the auditorium and they bring back Suzy Vulaca to compete.

Hey, it could happen....

What's your fantasy for tonight's show?

• RE: Tonight on American Idol....,Angelfood, 11:05 AM, 03-16-04
• RE: Tonight on American Idol....,managerr, 11:18 AM, 03-16-04
  • RE: Tonight on American Idol....,minkey, 02:23 PM, 03-16-04
• RE: Tonight on American Idol....,BennyBoy, 04:24 PM, 03-16-04

Its sooooooo not right to tease me like that.

But hey, now we've all got something to look forward to.
Grit, your fantasy is my fantasy - it was too good.

Ryan introduces the Final 12. Matt Rogers is up first. He is about to sing, when suddenly Ashton Kutcher comes up on the stage and says: "Matt, you've been punked! You didn't think America actually liked you and you could sing, could you?" Matt is escorted off the stage and Scooter Girl takes his place.

LAST EDITED ON 03-16-04 AT 04:27 PM (EST)

LaToya comes on stage, stops the music and announces to the stunned crowd, "I'm 37 and never had any intention of competing in this sorry a$$, so-called competition. I'm here to represent those who can't speak for themselves... Siamese cats. People say that they have attitude, are aloof. That's so wrong!!! They're just a little different. Thank you."

She then moons the audience.

edited to say:

OK, my humor has always leaned towards the absurd. John Cleese cracks me up.

Winky

I am kinda liking managerr's idea, but they also "Punk" Camille Velasco, who didn't really win that night, and Lisa comes on, who actually won in Group 2