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Fauxnale?
Just curious. There's probably going to be stuff worth recording for future generations/weeks, and we're not quite out of All-Star Summarizers yet.
Can we finally put this season behind us? WHEW!Will Rupert win the 2nd million by a landslide?
Depends. Did anyone write an automatic voting program for him the way someone did for the Robfaddah? Unless CBS has a way of telling which votes were human-produced and which ones were pure code, the winner will be the oontestant who had the most people creatively bending the rules for hir benefit.It would be sort of fitting if that winner was Boston Rob, though.
I'm sure rupert will win, he played ok on allstars,but deserved it for pearl islands! I guess it's his body of work!
rob m is really the one who worked the hardest,took all the bullets,won everything practically and deserved the million that amber stole from him!! but I don't think he'll get a second chance!
I don't think Rob will pull it off either.Also, do you think they will bring anyone else back besides the All Stars?
Personally I think since it's only the All Stars that are eligible for the second million, that's who will be there. I don't doubt there will be other Survivors in the audience though.Either way...it's gonna be a yawn. The only reason I'm even going to watch is for stuff regarding S9.
LAST EDITED ON 05-13-04 AT 07:51 PM (EST)I am with you Misto! I can't wait to get some info on 9!
I wonder what all they will do for an hour? In my newspaper, it says that they look back at some unforgetable moments....YAWN! Most of them have been forgetable...haven't they?
ETA: Will GM be with us tonight?
yep. *waves at vols*
But I'll be a little late--have some business to take care of first...
(*picks up book, heads up to Grendel and Grendlet's rooms*)
*waves back to GM* hurry back and I will try and keep up till then!
Good Night Moon, Good Night Rob, Good Night Amber, Good Night Snake, Good Night Rat, Good Night Moon
AKA Puff Homes
sig pic courtesy of J Slice
Please God,I don't ask for much, just don't let the piratical Pampers wearer win? pretty please?
Seriously, I saw it posted somewhere's else that they would periodically be pulling names out of the urn in reverse order of votes for the million recieved, so as to build suspense throughout the show.
Let the artificial suspense begin: they will in fact pare it down, bit by bit.And Romber wants to get married on TV. Big, big surprise.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!Jerri and Jeff having a little heart to heart about the other night. Aaaaw.
Agreed. The two big questions are 'Where's the next series set?' and 'Who's got the best cheat code running?'Imagine if that last is Tina.
I'm curious as to how they're going to stretch it out. Fifty-five minutes of 'So how have things been in the last few days', then get the winner and first shots in during the last three hundred seconds? Two minutes? Closing credits?
If they cut into the Frasier finale, there's going to be some very unhappy people on this board. (And note that's starting at 8:55 EDT.)
LAST EDITED ON 05-13-04 AT 08:36 PM (EST)just a question, volsfan...Is it now $2M? I thought it was $1M...BTW does Volsfan mean you're a Tennessee Volunteers fan?...
RJ...it is just one million but I mean the second million for this season.YES! I am a huge Tennessee Volunteers fan! WOO HOO!
LAST EDITED ON 05-13-04 AT 08:48 PM (EST)now I understand...the reason I asked I asked about the Vols is my stepson played baseball for the Volunteers back in 2001 when they went to the college world series in Omaha...My husband and I have been surprised to find out how many Volsfans there are...
I go all the time and watch the Vols play baseball. Would I know you stepson? It really is a small small world!The Vols will be playing Florida here next weekend for what appears to be the top spot in the East! Should be fun!
Pitcher...Last name Bertolino...
Jiffy P. talking about 38 million votes casted for the 2nd million and America's TC will be tonight...CUE THE MUSIC!
Thirty-eight million votes? But that only accounts for Shakes...
for this bogus installment. Just call it the Rupert Wins a Million show.
38 mill votes more like 5000 people voteing all day jerri goes #####-#####-#####
They showed MB in the audience. Rupert must win and MB wants to give him the money.
what is that sparkly thing?
who voted for colby i say the vote was rigged
Jiffy lookin nice with a sweater and jeans...Jiffy really pumpin up the votes tonight! The votes will be read narrowed from 18 to 4 to 1!
Butt first...what has happened since Sunday night! US, EW and People have Rob/Amber cover. Update with them talking about what they have done since Sunday. Rob has been to New York to Vegas then back the NY!
Amber says that she has been making the rounds and it has been a whirlwind tour. Possible discussion going on to air the wedding as a reality TV wedding. They are in negotiation! If the price is right so says Rob! Jiffy says that he is an ordained minister and they could get married on the spot and get it over with.
Jerri up next. Jiffy says he is glad she is there. Jerri says that she has scoped out the first exit. She felt that it was horrifying to get booed like she did! She said she made her point by leaving and not saying anything else. BLAH BLAH BLAH! Jiffy ask Jerri if she is upset with him (Jiffy) and she felt the audience was not kept under control to make her feel safe and she blames Jiffy! WTF? Jerri says she was being judged and wasn't able to express herself!
Jiffy asks for Richard's take on the whole thing. Jiffy says that Dique likes being hated. It is entertainment! Jiffy says when you are on TV you become who the audience thinks you are.
Rob C. next up and says that it is a game and it is tough being a bad guy!
Jiffy asked Lex about the extended family. Lex says it was hard on his kids to watch last week. But they are a tight knit family and it will be ok.
Jiffy is going back to Jerri and says that some people think they are there because they have contractal obligations. Jiffy says not true and if they want to go...leave now!
FIRST FINAL FOUR PERSON for 2nd million...
Colby
And there's our first reminder: the vast majority of the voting pool, put simply, ain't us. There didn't seem to be that much pro-Colby sentiment around here -- but there he is, final four.Of course, maybe he just got a really good cheat code.
And yes, this thing is going to be stretched like three tons of Silly Putty.
I voted for Colby several times...not as much as ROb M or ROb C., but many times nontheless.Miscellaneous Ramblings
--Colby.......mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
I gotta say, Jeff is handling this one really really well.Up front with Jerri stuff, asking the tough questions regarding Lex/Rob, Tom/Rob.
Pretty damn good.
He very nicely put Jerri in her place, I doubt he is going to give her much more time to whine.
"So when the audience speaks, so to speak, they're speaking."This has been Words of Wisdom, with Jeff Probst. Thank you.
UDG <-- Still thinks Jeff's cute.
about ethics!Colby says he hasn't thought about winning this week. Then he starts talking about his season and his decision to take Tina.
BEST SURVIVOR FIGHT Winners:
Alicia vs. Kimmi
Ted vs. Ghandia
Robb vs. Clay
Rupert vs. Jonny Assplay
Lex vs. RobOH.THE.DRAMA!
The Rupert vs. Jon fight got the most votes.
Lex is a Dicque...and not in the Rich Hatch sense.
I'm sorry, I haven't listened to anything else on this show since Jeff said he was an ordained minister.You know of course that make Mark Burnett God right?
*giggles*
I thought Catholicism had a lock on worshipping people who wore funny hats...
hehehe...to funny Misto!
So does that mean it's Saint Rupert?
And why wasn't Jeff one of the options for sexiest man?
>And why wasn't Jeff one of
>the options for sexiest man?I was wondering the same thing...
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OH MY HECK!I had Jeff as the minister in my Ambuh Wedding thread!
I spoiled it!
you done good!
all i know is rup better not win sexest survivor give it to greg
yep jeff rigged the votes colby won sexest man
Colby getting sexiest Survivor...I can get behind that. ButTom in the Final 4???
I may stop watching right now.
Ewww. Ewww, ewww, ewww.
and a Pfffft for good measure.
agreed. Tom does not deserve even a dinner with Rob C.!!
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>Tom in the Final 4???
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This is making me upset. How did this happen? Does he have a large family?
Lex is worried about his son seeing how the audience treated him? Why isn't he worried about his son seeing his dad with that horrible blue hair?HaHaHA, he is still bitter!
Ohhhhh Sexiest man!
Ethan
Rob
Greg ( Huh?)
Gervase
Burton
Robb
Savage ( huh?)
Alex
COLBY WINS!!!!!
You don't think Andrew was hot? WOW!
>You don't think Andrew was hot?No.. What did Marko say about Jenna being unhot? Andrew is the male equivalent IMO (absent the perkiness part).
I don't think that someone has to be young and a tight body to be attractive! I find Andrew to be very sexy...but different strokes!
>I don't think that someone has to be young and a
>tight body to be attractive! I find Andrew to be
>very sexy...but different strokes!Honestly, it's nothing to do with his age or looks. I don't think he's unattractive; it's his personality I don't like (different strokes, like you said). I can't get past not liking him, so I can't find him sexy. That's all. I may be in the minority. I don't get Tom's popularity, and apparently much of America loves him!
I like Andrew. He's not as nice as, say, Jeff P, but he's certainly better than Burton & Robb! What got me was that the "cute Andrew" clip was Savage TIED TO A RAFT! *giggle*UDG
I also liked RyanO... those EYES!
LAST EDITED ON 05-14-04 AT 02:41 PM (EST)>I like Andrew. He's not as
>nice as, say, Jeff P,
>but he's certainly better than
>Burton & Robb! What got
>me was that the "cute
>Andrew" clip was Savage TIED
>TO A RAFT! *giggle*
I thought that was a cute clip too. I started liking Andrew more after he stood and held those weights longer than the younger men.
Sexest SURVIVOR MEN:
Ethan
Rawb
Hunter
Greg
Gervase
Burton WOO HOO
Robb
Andrew (My personal fave
Alex
Colby in need of a shave!COLBY wins sexiest SURVIVOR!
Colby says that his life has changed since Survivor II and is a complete 180 degrees. He signed up as a true fan and all the other stuff is icing on the cake!
Next to the final four:
Big Tom
This is turning out to be a pretty good final four! WOO HOO!
TOM????????!!!!!!!!!
Can someone bring over the puke bucket from the other thread please. I'm losing my Tommy burger.
Must have been one incredible cheat code.Again: despite Shakes' best effort, the majority of voters ain't us. I've never thought the people on this board shared the perceptions of the average Survivor viewer, and I'm getting backed tonight...
I can't believe this at all!!!...I have never seen any message board voting for colby or tom !!!
Colby I can understand. He does have alot of young female fans. But where did Tom get the fans?
>Colby I can understand. He does have alot of young
>female fans. But where did Tom get the fans?Do goats have internet access? If not, I'm baffled.
LOL!My shortest post ever at SB, though I'd better stop soon or
Colby is a long time fan fav , so I get that, BUT TOM????
maybe he set up one of his pecking hens behind the keyboard to continuously peck enter by his name...only thing that makes sense to me...
gotta agree here... a BIG W T F.... Tom - favourite - doesn't compute!!!!so i'm not gonna watch this trash when it airs now.... its turning into a bigger joke than i imagined it could be....
fave survivor - yeah WHATEVER!!!!!
LAST EDITED ON 05-13-04 AT 09:21 PM (EST)LAST EDITED ON 05-13-04 AT 09:19 PM (EST)
I? Would like to know the percentages on the final four. Tom? Was there a huge gap between first and fourth?
ETA: Many thanks to the blue peeps for all their years and years of support and sweat. Also to the SOTS authors, Marco and the many, many spoilers here at the best board evah!ETA yet, again, cause I'm a flake. Thank you GM and Vols for the East Coast updates!
LAST EDITED ON 05-13-04 AT 08:32 PM (EST)I admit, I did vote for Colby (once), but I never thought Tom would make it into this final 4.
Jenna strippin for the chocolate! She says she is remembered as the naked b!tch!Rob C. says that before Survivor he didn't know any hott girls but now has a hottie for a girlfriend!
Jiffy talking about the sexy women...
Sexiest woman:Heidi
Jenna
Colleen
Elisabeth
Jerri
Sarah
Alicia
Erin
Darrah
Amber...winner is
Amber
how many times do you think SirErist voted on this one?
How many times do you think Mr. Brkich (Rob) voted on this one?
The third Survivor to the final four is:Rupert...Please don't let him win...PLEASE!
So will the 4th be Rob C., Rob M or Rudy? and of course it's biased towards men...
I don't know where the bias comes in -- nine female contestants, nine male, who knows what the voting pool breaks down to -- but I am surprised to see three for three on males so far.Then again, most of the talk around here for the last few days has centered on the boys.
Doesn't Rupert own any shirts that are not tye-dyed?And I am really getting sick of the fist pumping bellowing. Ugh!
I like Rupert. I do. Mea Culpa. But if the man does one more of those fist pumping bellows I'm gonna throw a pirated shoe at the TV!
If he wins, turn down your volume immediately.
I didn't turn it down in time. And this is so sickening. Well at least Tom didn't win. MB got his wish.
100% agree
nomineesDique
Jerri
Porno Brian
Rob C.
Johnny Assplaywinner
Johnny Assplay
Was anyone else thinking '1970's movie pimp' when they showed Dalton in the audience, or was it just me?Honestly, I wish him the best of luck in his wrestling career. They may be scripted outcomes, but that's real pain in the ring. The idea of Johnny Fairplay getting thrown around every week -- no problems here.
Yes, JFP in pain. Why does that sound good?
Fridays at 3PM huh... guess those infomerials had all the prime 2AM timeslots...
Rawb!
Rob, 2nd again!
Did I see a tear run down RobC's face?
Wow. 4 guys. I'm kinda suprised that one of the women didn't get more votes.Of course, I couldn't tell you which one because frankly I wouldn't have voted for any of them...but the rest of the US might have.
Wow. 4 guys. I'm kinda suprised that one of the women didn't get more votes.Of course, I couldn't tell you which one because frankly I wouldn't have voted for any of them...but the rest of the US might have.
kathy maybe?
(although she probably stood too close to poor sport lex for that to happen!)
LAST EDITED ON 05-13-04 AT 08:54 PM (EST)can i just say, i would like to be that check?
ETA: while it was in Jeff's pocket...not Rupert's.
*giggle*I do love Jeff! He did a great job tonight and he is so dern sexy *swoon*
While I really wanted to see Rob M win the $ and not Rupert, I'm just sooooooooooooo very happy Tom didn't win. How he made the top 4 I'll never understand.
An IceCat Classic
I still can't figure out how Tom beat Rudy and RobC.Okay now that Rupert has won his money I hope he goes away and I never have to hear that yell again.
For Tom making the Final 4, I am guessing sympathy for how Rob did him wrong. He went the furthest for the people Rob screwed over. Plus, sympathy for Rob making fun of his son.I really don't get it either however. He came accross badly in the finale Sunday. I would have thought Kathy, Rob C (with the vote cheating) or Rudy would have been ahead of Tom.
And I thought Kathy had a huge following!
I'm soooo in agreement with JP being sexy. I honestly thought when he was ready to announce sexiest male survivor, that he'd pause, wink and say "It's me!!".I'm going to confess something. My Idiot husband is going to be ending his Flaming Idiot career at the New Victory Theater on Broadway on Memorial Day. I actually put out feelers to see if we could get JP to come do the final show and end the whole 20 year thing by coming out on stage. Standing next to the three Flaming Idiots while they hold their torches and say "Idiots, the tribe has spoken" and then snuff all three torches. The stage would go black and that would be it.
I thought it would be a fabulous idea! Of course there was that tiny selfish reason of getting to hang with JP for the evening, but that's beside the point!
--didn't want Mr.Fleas to know that was her motivating factor though
<< I'm going to confess something. My Idiot husband is going to be
<< ending his Flaming Idiot career at the New Victory Theater on
<< Broadway on Memorial Day.I've generally made a point of going to the Scarborough Faire Renaissance Festival in Waxahachie once or twice a year since 1990.
Watching The Flaming Idiots was always a highlight for me.
I would like to think the Flaming Idiots would return to the Renaissance Festival, but if not, A 20 year run at anything is something to be proud of. I know your husband brought joy & laughter to an unbelievable number of people. If this really is the end of the Flaming Idiots, I hope he has as good a run at his next venture as he did at this.
Survivor IX will be going back to the South Pacific, Isle of Vanatua (sp?). Looks like it is going to be a good one! It will be this fall!No. 1 favorite moment...Rupert stealing Morgan shoes on the first show of last season!
The million dollars goes to:
Rupert
1. Seriously, if Rupert was in sexiest male, he'd win2. Anyone than Rob M.
3. Survivor 9 looks like Pearl Islands too much, especially the whole skulls, black and island stuff, meh
MB got his wish. We didn't get ours.
You have a mouse in your pocket, right? <g>'Cause I got mine...
OK MB cast Rupert for the Pearl Islands because of the pirate theme. Who will he cast to go along with the cannibal theme?
Brings a whole new meaning to the gross food challenge doesn't it?
No one. This series has always had a cannibal theme. Eat the strong.On the other hand, if communication with and influence from the dead are among the local beliefs, get ready for Ghost Tribe II.
Anyone who at rats on Survivor would be my candidate... blehsize=0 face=arial]A Slicey original
Is Hannibal doing anything these days?
LAST EDITED ON 05-13-04 AT 09:03 PM (EST)Well of the F4 Rupert was my choice so I'm glad he can now take care of his girls and "boys" he mentors.
Do you think he will buy his Pearl Island now?
Huge thank you to both vols and GM for the excellent job this past season! And a big *smoooooch* to the darling Cat for his tireless efforts and hard work!
... all twitterpated!
Thanks everyone for your updates. They enhanced my Survivor viewing this season, and past seasons too.
I second that emotion... survivor is just another tv show without this message board and spoilers.... big thanks to y'all!!!!!
LAST EDITED ON 05-13-04 AT 09:12 PM (EST)I was very pleasantly surprised with tonight's show! It was very entertaining and I was expecting a very BLAH show! This has ended on a high note for me (except Rupert winning the million!)!
See you guys in July/August (hopefully we will start getting spoilers by then!)!
ETA: For those that might be fighting withdrawals after tonight..please come over to the "Off Topic" forum. We are a disfunctional family but we have a great time! You can find us here. Just be ready for some *waves* *smooshies* and *headbutts*!
Thanks everyone for the laughs, bashes and spoiling.See you in September!
An IceCat Classic
turn out the lights...
...lights out!
~ seconds Moonie's salute to Vols, Grendle and the cool cat for all their hard work this season.
Stooopid Pirate, Stoopid, stooooopid Pirate
Sorry y'all, I am glad Rupert won!#1, Because I wanted him to, and as I analized his game play and his impact on the popularity of the show, his larger than life character in S7 and his strategic play in All Stars (yes I do believe he was very strategic), I felt he deserved it.
#2, I didn't like the vote programs for Rob M and Rob C that skewed the vote. I wanted America to pick. They have spoken.
Thanks everyone for a great season in this EC thread. I always read it late at night after my family goes to bed to find your take on the episode and all of the funny comments. I have never been disappointed!
LAST EDITED ON 05-14-04 AT 11:12 AM (EST)I don't tape the show, but if I remember correctly, Jiffy NEVER said that the "Final 4" were the top 4 vote-getters. He said we're going to pare it down to a final 4 and then announce the winner, or something like that. He never mentioned votes, except when he revealed the winner and made it sound like all 38,000,000 people voted for Rupert.
And I looked at the CBS website and there is nothing about vote totals there, just an announcement that Rupert won.
I wouldn't be surprised if they made up an artificial final 4.
ETA: Sorry, my bad -- I intended to respond to the original post, not to Get Bent's post. Don't know what I did that it wound up here...
needs more coffee this morn.
I cant recall BR about what he said about "final 4", but you may be right.I do not think they will ever reveal the breakdown of the votes, but if I were one of the #####, I would demand a count. Were there any chads???
I checked Rob C's site and no update since yday about last nite's show. I was really disappointed he didnt make it to "final 4"
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BR,Thanks for the edit comment. I was confused.
The only vote count information I found was when Rupert answered a question on the Early Show. He said he was told he received 85% of the vote. He thought that meant about 30 million votes.
Personally, I can't believe this percentage. Other survivors have huge followings and of course we had the two Rob's programs in place before anyone changed it for their favorite Survivors vote.
I really thought Rob M. would win (hence my support for Rupert in the other threads).
we had the two Rob's programs in placeGB, I wouldn't be surprised if some of the others had zealous fans making up programs to vote for them over and over as well.
I'm hardly surprised that Rupert would get the most votes. But I think it's weird that CBS hasn't posted any statistics for their "final 4" at least. Why not reveal exactly how many votes Rupert got? It just makes the whole enterprise seem more dubious in my opinion.
Well, there were 38 million votes for a series that consistantly scored a viewership in the 20-millions, do the math.
Wow. That means the AVERAGE view only voted once or twice.UDG
"So when the audience speaks, so to speak, they're speaking." ~Jeff Probst
I agree, very dubious indeed.
I wanted to thank all the wonderful people over here at spoilers this season! This was my first real season posting and I have had fun. I will be saying hi over at OT during the summer, between fires I am sure.See everyone back here in a couple of months.
go get a massage
Thanks all!
I am going to miss these a lot.
Jeff said the the winner of the most popular Survivor ever is going to be decided.The question on the cbs website said who on Survivor All-stars deserved to win the million.
Jeff changed the wording of the question and from there I knew Rupert had won....as if I didn't already know.
LAST EDITED ON 05-14-04 AT 10:50 AM (EST)CBS changed the question on Monday afternoon--it was changed to:
Who do you want to win the million dollars?
It could be the deserved question was the question they had prepared if they did not award the second million.
On Sunday night, when Jeff announced the second million award, here's what he said:
"You have never participated; you have never had a vote.CBS is putting up a second million dollar prize and you are the jury.
You can vote for any one of the all stars and for any reason you think is appropriate. .... you can hear their case on line and decide who to vote for."
And when he awarded the vote lat night I think he said "your favorite survivor is"
It's pretty clear that CBS was going for favorite/popular vote.