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"American Idol 5: Official 'Simon is a big, fat, doodiehead' thresd."

Posted by newsomewayne on 01-18-06 at 08:03 AM
All retorts to Simon's unfair assessments of the contestants should be placed here.


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Although you just gotta love how he cut off the statue of Liberty guy two words into his song.


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  • RE: American Idol 5: Official 'Simon is a big, fat, doodiehead' thresd.,thndrkttn, 10:13 AM, 01-18-06
    • RE: American Idol 5: Official 'Simon is a big, fat, doodiehead' thresd.,geekboy, 11:16 AM, 01-18-06
      • RE: American Idol 5: Official 'Simon is a big, fat, doodiehead' thresd.,thndrkttn, 12:16 PM, 01-18-06
        • RE: American Idol 5: Official 'Simon is a big, fat, doodiehead' thresd.,geekboy, 01:20 PM, 01-18-06
          • RE: American Idol 5: Official 'Simon is a big, fat, doodiehead' thresd.,thndrkttn, 01:48 PM, 01-18-06
    • RE: American Idol 5: Official 'Simon is a big, fat, doodiehead' thresd.,okaychatt, 05:20 PM, 01-18-06
    • RE: American Idol 5: Official 'Simon is a big, fat, doodiehead' thresd.,nailbone, 01:30 PM, 01-20-06
  • RE: American Idol 5: Official 'Simon is a big, fat, doodiehead' thresd.,Tahj, 12:23 PM, 01-18-06
    • RE: American Idol 5: Official 'Simon is a big, fat, doodiehead' thresd.,okaychatt, 05:22 PM, 01-18-06
  • RE: American Idol 5: Official 'Simon is a big, fat, doodiehead' thresd.,okaychatt, 05:10 PM, 01-18-06
    • RE: American Idol 5: Official 'Simon is a big, fat, doodiehead' thresd.,nailbone, 01:32 PM, 01-20-06

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"RE: American Idol 5: Official 'Simon is a big, fat, doodiehead' thresd."
Posted by thndrkttn on 01-18-06 at 10:13 AM
I don't agree with you on much Wayne, but I really have to concur here. Simon was beyond cruel for no reason. Why would he call that little guy a rat? The kid did probably THE most horrible rendition of The Weight since Phil Lesh sang it, but to call the kid a rat was totally unnecessary.


"RE: American Idol 5: Official 'Simon is a big, fat, doodiehead' thresd."
Posted by geekboy on 01-18-06 at 11:16 AM
Can you even imagine how many bad auditions they have to sit through? I think anyone w/ a shred of hte wit that Simon has would make his or her share of 'unkind' comments to these people that are clueless to the fact that they cannot sing at all.

geekboy


"RE: American Idol 5: Official 'Simon is a big, fat, doodiehead' thresd."
Posted by thndrkttn on 01-18-06 at 12:16 PM

So just because they can't sing, that gives Simon the right to insult the hell out of them and, in particular, call the one kid a rat? I think Simon was being a complete prick for no reason at all other than he was feeling cranky.



"RE: American Idol 5: Official 'Simon is a big, fat, doodiehead' thresd."
Posted by geekboy on 01-18-06 at 01:20 PM
Yes, in all honesty, i do. Simon is the cold-hard-dose of reality in this reality show. The music business is hell. He represents the music business. If they got an audition for a major label, the criticism would be harsher. again, IF they got an audition.

If you elect to audition for AI, you have a chance of facing Simon and being told the awful truth.

geekboy


"RE: American Idol 5: Official 'Simon is a big, fat, doodiehead' thresd."
Posted by thndrkttn on 01-18-06 at 01:48 PM
Please tell me, because I'm dying to know, what does singing poorly have to do with being told you look like a rat? The kid didn't look like a rat and I really don't think he deserved what Simon dished out. The kid sung poorly. Why did Simon have to start belittling his looks on top of that?

Really. Please. Enlighten me with your vast knowledge of the music business.


"RE: American Idol 5: Official 'Simon is a big, fat, doodiehead' thresd."
Posted by okaychatt on 01-18-06 at 05:20 PM
<but to call the kid a rat was totally unnecessary.

Hi thunderkttn

I agree Simon crossed the line of common courtesy with his remarks.

However, when I put myself in his place, listening to hundreds of talentless wannabes, who are convinced they are the next American Idol, I understand his crankiness. The urge to get the heck out of there would be overwhelming for me, and Simon is a pro. Can you imagine how frustrated and disgusted he must feel?!

Listening to excerpts is enough to do me in. Simon has to hear the real deal, trapped in a hotel conference room for many, many days. I understand how his normal courtesy (well - surely he has SOME, right?) would be overridden by the urge to stop the pain with any kind of acerbic comment that comes to hand. He has my every sympathy.

Like Simon, I don't bear self deluded fools well, either. HA!


Everyone is entitled to my opinion.


"RE: American Idol 5: Official 'Simon is a big, fat, doodiehead' thresd."
Posted by nailbone on 01-20-06 at 01:30 PM
Why would he call that little guy a rat? The kid did probably THE most horrible rendition of The Weight since Phil Lesh sang it, but to call the kid a rat was totally unnecessary.

Simon didn't call the kid a rat. Paula said with his voice he could do voice-overs for cartoon shows like "Rugrats". Simon picked up on that and accused Paula of calling him a rat.

Not defending Simon cuz I think he's mean sometimes. Just getting the facts straight on this one.


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"RE: American Idol 5: Official 'Simon is a big, fat, doodiehead' thresd."
Posted by Tahj on 01-18-06 at 12:23 PM
But you must admit, his manboobs look good in mint green.


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"RE: American Idol 5: Official 'Simon is a big, fat, doodiehead' thresd."
Posted by okaychatt on 01-18-06 at 05:22 PM
<But you must admit, his manboobs look good in mint green.

I missed those - laughing too hard and groaning too loudly to pay attention to Simon's classically dull wardrobe.

Mint, huh? He must have discovered color.


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"RE: American Idol 5: Official 'Simon is a big, fat, doodiehead' thresd."
Posted by okaychatt on 01-18-06 at 05:10 PM
<Although you just gotta love how he cut off the statue of Liberty guy two words into his song.

WHAT was that contestant thinking?! It's one thing to try to get noticed. Quite another to make a mockery of a deadly serious audition process.

Unless Mr. Liberty was going for wit and ended up with slapstick instead.

Then, I have no empathy for the nitwit. Same for Dorothy.

And I still can't believe how seriously some of those contestants took themselves.

The guy that sounded like an auntie? Good Gravy Marie! His family must either be deaf or have a lot of ear wax.


Everyone is entitled to my opinion.


"RE: American Idol 5: Official 'Simon is a big, fat, doodiehead' thresd."
Posted by nailbone on 01-20-06 at 01:32 PM
And what really boggles is that some of the worst ones are the loudest at blaming the judges and saying that the judges don't know what they're talking about.

Especially that one chick who needs to have her mouth washed out!


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