Well, it sounds like those subtitles from the celebrated romp in the woods were a figment of Fux's imagination -- at least according to Sarah when she made an appearance in Playboy.

Yep, that's right... Pene and I were at the store earlier tonight to pick up some stuff and we happened to see a copy of this month's Playboy behind the counter (no, we didn't buy it) and it had Sarah on the cover. After checking online to see if it was legit, there was a blurb on their website about this and one of the quotes from there said that Sarah "never did more than kiss Evan Marriott."

For those of you who want to go out and spend some hard-earned money to see more, much more, here's a preview:

yeah I know... don't remind me, I'm working on the Bachelor summary, coming to a computer monitor near you soon.

Heidi: My biggest assets to the tribe are my athletic skills and my intelligence. I've lost one of them.
Jiffy: Which one?

• RE: Sarah (Joe Millionaire) reveals what she wouldn't to Evan,Swami, 08:37 PM, 04-27-03

Gee, it took long enough for one of these hos to make Playboy. I thought Sarah might be first.

I will not be standing in line to buy this mag! My DH, on the other hand, knowing that I bought several tabloids when they had Joe pics on the cover, may feel "empowered" to pick up this issue. I guess she is wearing a top hat on the cover to go with her tail being displayed inside.

It's kinda sad that reality TV always comes down to somebody getting naked for money.

Swami