Buzz for this show is indicating that it's going to be verrrrrrry popular. The lovely Bebo has already volunteered to write the first summary, and now I'm looking to fill out the rest of the schedule. Any takers? Could be lots of fun. I'll have dates posted soon.

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• RE: Joe Millionaire Summaries,Bucky Katt, 02:42 AM, 01-03-03
• RE: Joe Millionaire Summaries,Swami, 11:34 AM, 01-03-03
• RE: Joe Millionaire Summaries,FesterFan1, 05:48 PM, 01-03-03
  • RE: Joe Millionaire Summaries,SherpaDave, 06:19 PM, 01-03-03
    • RE: Joe Millionaire Summaries,AMAI, 08:35 PM, 01-03-03
    • RE: Joe Millionaire Summaries,PepeLePew13, 08:54 PM, 01-06-03
• RE: Joe Millionaire Summaries,buckeyegirl, 10:05 PM, 01-06-03
  • RE: Joe Millionaire Summaries,SherpaDave, 10:28 PM, 01-06-03
• Hey Sherps,PepeLePew13, 06:35 AM, 01-28-03
  • RE: Hey Sherps,AMAI, 07:36 AM, 01-28-03
    • RE: Hey Sherps,PepeLePew13, 08:13 AM, 01-28-03
      • RE: Hey Sherps,AMAI, 06:47 PM, 01-28-03

The lovely Bucky Katt is up for doing one. Epsiode 2 would be fine with me, the more whores the better!

"I resolve to constantly assert my honest opinion on anything and everything - whether it's requested or not."

The lovely Swami is also interested. 'Joe' is a terrific concept for a reality show. They had from the first promo.

Hey Sherps,
Seein' as how the Osbournes thing didn't really take flight, I'd like to volunteer my services.

Do we know how many episodes there will be?

Fester

LAST EDITED ON 01-06-03 AT 10:27 PM (EST)

LAST EDITED ON 01-05-03 AT 07:10 PM (EST)

LAST EDITED ON 01-03-03 AT 08:38 PM (EST)

K. Just tracked down the info. Seven episodes beginning Monday, January 6. So here's the calendar:

ep1, Jan 6: Bebo
ep2, Jan 13: Bucky Katt
ep3, Jan 20: Swami
ep4, Jan 27: FesterFan1
ep5, Feb 3: Silvergirl1
ep6, Feb 10: PepeLePew13
ep7, Feb 17 (finale): AMAI

Edited to add in AMAI. Edited again to add in Silvergirl1, who contacted me by email. And edited one final time to add in Pepe! Thanks, guys! Summaries for The Bachelorette are still wiiiiiiide open.

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LAST EDITED ON 01-03-03 AT 08:38 PM (EST)

Hi Sherpa Dave,

I would be interested in doing the Finale for this show. I think the concept is ghastly, which might make for a crackling good summary. My plan is to read everyone's summary of the show, and to watch the Finale itself.

Edited to say if there were someone you'd rather have do the Finale, I'd be willing to cover one of the other open episodes.

>ep6, Feb 10: open

I'd be interested in doing this one, Sherps. Sounds like it'd be a real fun show to make fun of and carve up. Pity the finale isn't available!

If you need an alternate summary writer, I'd love to be one.

"Never doubt that a small, group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has." Margaret Mead

Thanks. I'll certainly keep you in mind. And btw, did you know that I once used the exact same quote for my sig line? Disturbed minds think alike, I guess (or something like that).

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ep1, Jan 6: Bebo
ep2, Jan 13: Bucky Katt
ep3, Jan 20: Swami
ep4, Jan 27: FesterFan1
ep5, Feb 3: Silvergirl1
ep6, Feb 10: PepeLePew13
ep7, Feb 17 (finale): AMAI

Is this schedule for real? Just wondering as there's now three girls left and if this schedule is correct, it means we've got an entire show without anybody leaving.

yeah, that's what I've been wondering. Sounds like the ep you're covering Pepe, is going to be left hanging as to which girl he chooses.

Or, having chosen, they'll leave it where Joe says, "Oh I've got something to tell you..."

hmmm.

I'm thinking that my ep will be the one where they focuses on the two remaining girls in two long, stretched-out dates, then have the winner announced in the finale. ZZZZZ *snork!* With my luck, Sarah will probably get booted, thus lessening the possibilities to write about.

Ah well. I'm really looking forward to Fester's take on the slurp-a-thon and the hot tub cat-fight from last night's show!

Me too. What a great ep (slurp smack unh huh)!

I'm thinking that the finale will go ALLLL the way back to the arrival of the first girls, and how we got to this one girl, and it'll be half-hour before we even arrive at the present.

Actually, it'll be more research on my part - as in, reviewing the previous recaps and selecting the finest tidbits for a reprise.

I vow to do my best to make a silk recap out of a sow's retread.