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"If you were santa claus?"
Posted by treppfter on 11-19-05 at 08:54 PM
LAST EDITED ON 11-19-05 AT 10:13 PM (EST)

what would you give to the ladies? I would purchase some neutral lipstick for allison, those jeans she tried on and send her off for the day to a soup kitchen--Jessica: a book instructing her how to pull the knives out of everyones back!!! TJ: a trip home to see her gorgeous husband! Cristina: The santa suit from her website to prance around the house in! Jill: a day at a spa with the full treatment-- and finally lisa, since she has no funds, an order of her necklaces for all her family members!

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"RE: If you were santa claus?"
Posted by ltlfighter on 11-19-05 at 09:56 PM
I would give Allison & Lisa a copy of this season's episodes
so they can see how ridiculous and superficial they seem and
I'd sent a print out of some of these threads and hope they
get a clue, give thanks for thier blessings and start using
the wonderful tools available to them...
"RE: If you were santa claus?"
Posted by wiskysgrl on 11-21-05 at 00:26 AM
Hee hee...I love giving gifts!!

Allison: a pity party, complete with hats, noise makers and cake

TJ: I'd bring her hubby to see her

Jill: a nasal decongestant

Lisa: a pacifier and a blankie

Christina: her own pole to practice on

Jessica: a lifetime supply of kleenex

"RE: If you were santa claus?"
Posted by Divadeb51 on 11-21-05 at 02:53 PM
New Life coaches!!!
"RE: If you were santa claus?"
Posted by justashell on 12-14-05 at 09:37 PM

Lisa: Mr. Internet or Jim(?), Jill's Jenny Craig guy

TJ: Doggy Downers and a lighter to burn the picture of
herself that she is fixated on.

Jill: Successful surgery and her own talk show at a good
radio station and weekly workouts with Marcus.

Christina: Someone to hustle and then to blame. Ok...I'll give her her "dear ol' dad"---who she thinks is at the root of all her problems. (She ain't no "steel magnolia", she's poison ivy).

Jessica: Allison. That'll take her mind off her own problems.

Allison: Membership to AA, a bottle of "White Lightning" to fill up on when someone steals her thunder.


Rhonda, Iyanla and Dr. Stan: Women who want to change.

"RE: If you were santa claus?"
Posted by STARTING_OVER_GIRL on 12-15-05 at 02:30 AM
IF I WAS SANTA CLAUS I WOULD GIVE.....
ALLISON: SOME NIPPLES AND SOME RAZORS FOR HER HAIRY CHEST

LISA: A NEW HAIR CUT, AND A BACK BRACE SO SHE CAN STAND UP STRAIGHT

CHRISTINA: A PACK OF TOILET PAPER, BECAUSE SHE IS SO FULL OF CRAP

JILL: A WAY TOO LOSE HER WEIGHT FAST, AND A SUCCESSFUL SURGERY

JESSICA: PLASTIC SURGERY FOR HER BIG NOSE, AND SOME TISSUE CAUSE SHE CRIES TO DAMN MUCH

AND
TJ: A PACK OF CIGS, AND HER HUSBAND

"RE: If you were santa claus?"
Posted by beckajane14 on 12-15-05 at 12:34 PM
>IF I WAS SANTA CLAUS I
>WOULD GIVE.....
>ALLISON: SOME NIPPLES AND SOME RAZORS
>FOR HER HAIRY CHEST
>
>LISA: A NEW HAIR CUT, AND
>A BACK BRACE SO SHE
>CAN STAND UP STRAIGHT
>
>CHRISTINA: A PACK OF TOILET PAPER,
>BECAUSE SHE IS SO FULL
>OF CRAP
>
>JILL: A WAY TOO LOSE HER
>WEIGHT FAST, AND A SUCCESSFUL
>SURGERY
>
>JESSICA: PLASTIC SURGERY FOR HER BIG
>NOSE, AND SOME TISSUE CAUSE
>SHE CRIES TO DAMN MUCH
>
>
>AND
>TJ: A PACK OF CIGS, AND
>HER HUSBAND


My God, sounds like you would do well reading this not so funny site that always tears into everyone...especially women.

"RE: If you were santa claus?"
Posted by ShayShay1981 on 12-15-05 at 10:24 PM
OMG....I am dying here. That is the funniest thing. You are right on the money with all of them.

ROFL STILL!!!!!