After reading your entire post I think it just may be your warped sense of humor LOL.But now that you mention it does look a little like Gumby. Hmmm... a Gumby with a dark side.
And I think a lot of us could name our darker side Pokey. As evidenced by the amount of time I spend on these boards.
Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself.
Each day has enough trouble of its own. Matthew 6:34