What a rip-off... You'd think that with a contest of such a large scale, that they would give out the old "Too bad, but here ya go" prizes.What do you think they should give out as consolation prizes on this show???
Rephrase that...
What do you think Bebo should win???
(I'm a DAW who needs "friends in high places")
How about some nice Rice-A-Roni??? (psst... I hear it's the San Francisco treat!)
Quotes of the week
1. "You will NOT see my ta-ta's" -Shii Ann
2. "Do they think I'm too controlling?" -Helen (um, yeah)
3. "My two year old (had a tantrum) one time and I whupped its @$$ and put it back to bed." -Clay
4. "I'm putting in an order for a bigger butt in my next life." -Jan (randomly)
**cue Game Show voice**The lucky runner-up has HER choice of a delightful array of prizes!
1. A free slow dance, courtesy of D'Wight Sloman and Associates.
2. Two nights stay at Martha's Boarding House with a complimentary 7 am wake-up call.
3. A complimentary tattoo (Peyote included).
4. A year's supply of Delilah's waffles
or
5. Seven plus hours of your life back!