Yes, this was the season of the hidden idol, they made it rain Hidden idols.

We are at the end of yet another season. Nasty Mc Bathrooms here again, maybe for the last time because it seems some snake cast member (Ryan, looking at you, son) dropped a dime on me to the Feds, and I think I'm gonna have to go under the knife and get a new passport. But for now we have one more entry in this year's Super Snooper Spoiler Report based on some really dazzling recordings collected by the (you guessed it) Really Really Raunchy Super Spy Girl tag team post-graduates of the Really Really Raunchy School of Sex-tortation and Monkey Games.

Just so you know, I am safe after an attempted attack in my Palm tree observation point, it seems that a team of Ninja Monkeys tried to get past my Guard Crabs but were repelled. They didn't realize that coconut crabs have those formidable claws that can chop a monkey to bits. So, I'm safe, but there is a mess at the base of the tree.

On with the report: This time I am proud to report that we actually have taped recording of these low lives, and here they are.

Tape recording #1, JP; "'Whut?"

Tape recording #2, Devon; "Well you see Jeff, uh, well, could you repeat the question? Oh yeah, I'm smart see, cause I have gut and it tells me what to do. And I do it see. Get my drift? Yuk Yuk.

Tape recording #3, Chrissy; "Dam, I should have stabbed Ben in his coconuts. That SOB played his PTSD card! And that's all he had. I had the old Momma card, the record setting challenge card, the best social game card, best cry face, the best fake hidden idol ploy, and the best boobs at the end of the game after voting all the pretty girls off. I even flashed them at Jeff. What did Ben have? His nuts hung out of his shorts during one challenge, that's all. I think he disappeared every night to blow the producers, that's what I think. Hell, If I'd a known it was going to come down to a midnight blow job challenge, Ben would have lost again. I got 40 years of experience blowing old men, I could'a out blown Ben easy, he's only got P***y blowing experience. I've been working on the real thing for a long time."

Tape recording #4, Ryan; (To F3) "No you don't have the best social game, I do! All of your social game was because I arranged it for you. I am the social game guru. And those challenges you won, you won them only because my social game made that happen, and I did it to disguise my challenge beastliness. Those HI? Yeah, I found them too. I hypnotized you with my beating heart into thinking you found them. I did that. I did all of that."

"Jeff, look at my heart beat...look closely...you are getting sleepy...Now who won the million? It was me right? Yes, it was me. Now just rub out Ben's name and endorse it over, make sure you spell my name right. Now send Ali over here, and Desi, and Simone, and Ashley. What the hell send Chrissy too, I hear she has a certain expertise. You girls, look at my heart beat...watch it beat, you are getting sleepy..."

"Bye Jeff. Let's go girls."

Tape recording #5, Ben; "Hey, where's my check? And all I get is my PTSD Marine buddies, and he gets the hot chicks? and the Mill? Mark, you promised me that I would win."

Nasty McBathrooms
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