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"Be the survivor ep11 "we have no leader""
Posted by kingfish on 05-03-17 at 09:24 PM
LAST EDITED ON 05-04-17 AT 07:35 AM (EST)

THIS IS A PUBLIC SAFETY ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE ISLAND POLICE!!!

A dangerous pervert is on the loose, he goes by the alias EPMB, and he will try to sniff your crotch, because that's what perverts do.

More later.

Continue with your normal activities, being survivors and such, us island polices are highly amused by what Debbie might say to those who voted her out.

Be the MAMANUCA POLICE, Vice Squad

Table of contents
  • RE: Be the survivor ep11 "we have no leader",kingfish, 07:47 AM, 05-04-17
    • RE: Be the survivor ep11 "we have no leader",kingfish, 04:01 PM, 05-04-17
      • RE: Be the survivor ep11 "we have no leader",michel2, 06:27 PM, 05-04-17
        • RE: Be the survivor ep11 "we have no leader",RollDdice, 08:02 PM, 05-17-17
    • RE: Be the survivor ep11 "we have no leader",michel2, 06:28 PM, 05-04-17
      • RE: Be the survivor ep11 "we have no leader",kingfish, 06:59 PM, 05-05-17
  • EPMB Is Alive And Well,RollDdice, 05:07 PM, 05-04-17
    • RE: EPMB Is Alive And Well,michel2, 06:27 PM, 05-04-17
    • RE: EPMB Is Alive And Well,kingfish, 08:38 PM, 05-04-17
    • RE: EPMB Is Alive And Well,kingfish, 02:14 PM, 05-05-17
Messages in this discussion
"RE: Be the survivor ep11 "we have no leader""
Posted by kingfish on 05-04-17 at 07:47 AM
Follow up PSA; The degenerate has been caught. He was found hiding among the island monkeys, and lured down from his vine with a banana.

One comment from the coconut gallery was that he was fortunate not to have hidden out with the island cannibals.

Be the MAMANUCA POLICE, Vice Squad

"RE: Be the survivor ep11 "we have no leader""
Posted by kingfish on 05-04-17 at 04:01 PM
I didn't do it. Not exactly. Well,technically I did do it, but they said they were 18, they looked 21,and they knew stuff that most people don't learn their whole life.

Maybe I did let them tie me up and have their way for three days straight, and maybe I did give them a suitcase full of money, does that make me a bad person?

Be the UNJUSTLY ACCUSED EPMB

"RE: Be the survivor ep11 "we have no leader""
Posted by michel2 on 05-04-17 at 06:27 PM
Die, EPMB, Die!
"RE: Be the survivor ep11 "we have no leader""
Posted by RollDdice on 05-17-17 at 08:02 PM
Die, EPMB, Die!

Et tu michel2? That hurts.




"RE: Be the survivor ep11 "we have no leader""
Posted by michel2 on 05-04-17 at 06:28 PM
You should deliver him to the Arkansas authorities...
"RE: Be the survivor ep11 "we have no leader""
Posted by kingfish on 05-05-17 at 06:59 PM
They do know how to make him squeal like a pig. Food for thought.
"EPMB Is Alive And Well"
Posted by RollDdice on 05-04-17 at 05:07 PM
You can safely ignore Mamajama Vice over there, because he is neither Crockett nor Tubbs.

I am celebrating an Anniversary of the 20 year variety and thought I could entrust the hosting duties to Chester Cheeto, the King of All Fish and dear, demented Donaldo Reynaldo "Banana Haired Republic" Drumphini... but it was not to be.

Although I thank him profoundly for starting the thresd, know that I'm above reproach. Even if I wasn't, I spread enough money around Fiji that I could purchase a golden catapult and launch myself above the new reproach threshold.

Finally, to Chester Cheeto: I'll see you Satuday for the poker game and ribbon cutting of the new Moped Maidens Oil Wrestling Stadium.



"RE: EPMB Is Alive And Well"
Posted by michel2 on 05-04-17 at 06:27 PM
Why did you have to save him? I was hoping for cannibals, it would have served him right...
"RE: EPMB Is Alive And Well"
Posted by kingfish on 05-04-17 at 08:38 PM
You're above a roach? Novel defense.



"RE: EPMB Is Alive And Well"
Posted by kingfish on 05-05-17 at 02:14 PM
LAST EDITED ON 05-05-17 AT 03:43 PM (EST)

SORRY!! I succumbed to temptation and turned you in. The Mamanuca Police thought you were deflowering the island flowers before their legal deflowering time, which may have been because I may have called them with the tip. In my defense,they were offering a $10 reward, and I was a little short on my bar tab.

But I PROMISE it will NEVER happen again. NEVER NEVER EVER AGAIN!! Now, because I promised, you can trust me.