No, the actor best known for "Lawrence of Arabia" will not rise from the grave and stroll through the sand dunes, but there's a new sheriff in town and that'll help with the eliminations we need to keep everything on track.

Following the Zeke-out freak-out and Varner's unceremonious Acme/Ajax brand Catapult exit from the game, we've got a Merge and the thirteen castaways get to dry out their swimsuits at the same camp.

And we don't want to lose this shocking "Survivors are people too" momentum, so Debbie will reveal that she's actually a human instead of a malfunctioning 'bot from Westworld. And in a surprisingly emotional moment, Culpepper will break down and admit that most of his tattoos are "rentals" and he has to return them to the shop by next Monday.

Mark "The PR department loves me" Burnett