LAST EDITED ON 09-23-15 AT 09:30 PM (EST)
Welcome Ladies and Gentlemen, Snipers, Hypers and Lurkers. I am Mark "T-Bone" Burnett, your EPMB, your Master Manipulator and Pimp for every country unfamiliar with the words "minimum wage".
So, peruse your contestant choices for "Survivor 31: Second Chance to Drop Your Pants" as people who should know better compete for the title of Souless Survivor.
Here's your Cast Members tapas menu:
Bayon Tribe
Scarlett O Hara - Joe Anglim
Survivor: Worlds Apart
Jeremy Collins
Survivor: San Juan del Sur
Ciera Eastin
Survivor: Blood vs. Water
Stephen Fishbach
Survivor: Tocantins
Tasha Fox
Survivor: Cagayan
Kimmi Kappenberg
Survivor: The Australian Outback
Kass McQuillen
Survivor: Cagayan
Keith Nale
Survivor: San Juan del Sur
Monica Padilla
Survivor: Samoa
Andrew Savage
Survivor: Pearl Islands
Takeo Tribe
Vytas Baskauskas
Survivor: Blood vs. Water
Flowerpower1 - Spencer Bledsoe
Survivor: Cagayan
Terry Deitz
Survivor: Panama
Abi-Maria Gomes
Survivor: Philippines
suzzee - Woo Hwang
Survivor: Cagayan
Peih-Gee Law
Survivor: China
Shirin Oskooi
Survivor: Worlds Apart
Jeff Varner
Survivor: The Australian Outback
Kelley Wentworth
Survivor: San Juan del Sur
Kelly Wiglesworth
Survivor: Borneo
Supporting Cast, Inanimate Objects and Assorted Snarkers:
suzzee - Coconut Gallery (AKA: Nut Gallery), Drinking
kingfish - Baron von Dicktofen, Benevolent Benefactor of The Boobies, Boris Areola, The Mechanic, Lumpy Stumpfeller (and any other non-PC character that stumbles in)
Molaholic - The Snuffer
Scarlett O Hara - Frodo Baggins
When when when will I learn not to read this stuff at work. Now I have to clean the monitor, desk and keyboard that I sprayed my afternoon stale doughnut all over.Shoot guys, I've been watching BB all summer and my funny has been severely neglected.
Lumpy Stumpfeller got me. Wait. Did I date that guy?
Anyway THANK you for holding the nut gallery for me. I'll be back later to pick my victim for the season.
Looking forward to the raunchy spoilers, it's so good to be home.
I should be watched....closely.