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"Be The Survivor: S30 Ep02: "Someone Left The Hatch Open""
Posted by RollDdice on 03-04-15 at 11:03 PM

One of the contestants decides to go "no collar - extra cheese" by pulling a Richard Hatch, and it's not "some men are an island" Dan Foley. But Dan's stomach does rumble and the Blue Collars do grumble about some heavy lifting. And the free-spirited No Collars start racking up a love triangle.

And surprise... Vince continues to implode.




Mark "Bring Out Your Blurs" Burnett
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"RE: Be The Survivor: S30 Ep02: "Someone Left The Hatch Open""
Posted by tribephyl on 03-04-15 at 11:30 PM
One?! One of the contestants?!
What kind of antics do I have to pull in order to get noticed around here? Perhaps pingpong tossing?

No need to lure me with PeanutButter and Chocolate. I'll flash cootch for some dishsoap.
"RE: Be The Survivor: S30 Ep02: "Someone Left The Hatch Open""
Posted by suzzee on 03-05-15 at 10:56 AM

Blurriest episode ever. Thank BOB!



Bring on the carnage.

"RE: Be The Survivor: S30 Ep02: "Someone Left The Hatch Open""
Posted by Agman2 on 03-05-15 at 01:36 PM
LAST EDITED ON 03-05-15 AT 02:25 PM (EST)

These are so wrong on so many levels.

On the other hand, you do have an impressive set there!

"RE: Be The Survivor: S30 Ep02: "Someone Left The Hatch Open""
Posted by suzzee on 03-05-15 at 11:00 AM
If I can convince myself feathers look good, then logic would dictate that I was voted out for being a huge threat.

CON-VINCE. LMAO

"RE: Be The Survivor: S30 Ep02: "Someone Left The Hatch Open""
Posted by suzzee on 03-05-15 at 11:03 AM

It's cool to be as awesome as me!


I can't make him shut-up.

"RE: Be The Survivor: S30 Ep02: "Someone Left The Hatch Open""
Posted by RollDdice on 03-05-15 at 10:28 PM
CON-VINCE. LMAO

Apparently you are Vince-able.

#whenhippieshugtoolong


"RE: Be The Survivor: S30 Ep02: "Someone Left The Hatch Open""
Posted by Agman2 on 03-05-15 at 02:18 PM
That was wild and crazy at Tribal last night! Not only do Nina and I understand each other, WE ARE STILL HERE ANOTHER WEEK


"RE: Be The Survivor: S30 Ep02: "Someone Left The Hatch Open""
Posted by suzzee on 03-06-15 at 11:11 AM
Vince says I found the HII, and I showed it to him. It must be fo' sho'. shhhh


Bring on the carnage.


"RE: Be The Survivor: S30 Ep02: "Someone Left The Hatch Open""
Posted by Agman2 on 03-06-15 at 12:55 PM

Vince wasn't very good at keeping his mouth shut!

"Episode 2, Where Shirih reveals a rough patch. "
Posted by kingfish on 03-09-15 at 11:53 AM
LAST EDITED ON 03-09-15 AT 02:11 PM (EST)

Coconut Bob taking a moment from doing the Coconut Boobie Bob to report in. This Coconut Bob has no association with Coconut headed Vince. None at all, and so I am very glad that after this week I don’t have to make that disclaimer ever again. That guy is messed up.

And, responding to that unsaid question, No, I do not envy his hair feathers. Well, OK, maybe a little at first, and maybe I did pinch a few breast plumes from a low roosting parrot who was a little slower than his flock mates, but no more, I’m done with that phase. I’m now into belly button feather fobs.

Enough said on that.

Spoilage this week is courtesy of the really really really raunchy spy patrol graduates of the RRR R Girls Finishing School of Beer Barrel Polka parties and Vine Swinging Hijinks, two recent courses added to the curriculum taken on by these women for reasons unknown, but very much appreciated by me. Final exams were public performances that shot the libido of all who attended into the upper reaches of libido land.

But they never lost focus on their pride and joy, providing the very latest spoilers.

Beer Barrel Spoiler #1: Originally, the idea for this season was that three tribes would compete, “Pants, Manties, and No Pants”. What they actually got was the nightmare version of that. The editing staff exhausted the entire season’s supply of barf bags while editing this week’s episode, thanks to the USPS.

Beer Barrel Spoiler #2: BTW, Matt is a natural read head, and Shirin is not a natural…well, rhymes with patch.

Beer Barrel Spoiler #3: Jenn’s island nickname is Slippery Nips.

Beer Barrel Spoiler #4: Spoiler reveal: In the Challenge we learn that No collar gots no balls.

Beer Barrel Spoiler #5: Jeff, in the future, please don't ask Vince to explain all of the layers of strategy in Survivor.

Please. Head hurting.

Listening to him in his post eviction confessional congratulate the others for taking him out when they did, saying that if they hadn’t he would have certainly taken them all out was about all the Vince Logic that will fit into anyone’s brain.


Beer Barrel Spoiler #6: Overheard at camp: “We (White Collars) need to hire them (Blue Collars) to build us a fire".

I'm guessing that that doesn't bode will for their chances of success this season.

Beer Barrel Spoiler #7: Lesson learned: Do not eat scorpions. Only one bonehead needed to learn this lesson, but still, it counts.



"in my continuing siggies of bootation... "
Posted by suzzee on 03-11-15 at 03:35 PM
I picked So, I snagged Vince, now I turn my sights on the next BTS siggie of doom. Buh bye