The names leaked for the winter's all-time Nielsen low suspect, which has no reason to start filming next week and will do so anyway 'cause NBC's just that cheap:We've cleared spoiler space? Good. Brace yourselves.
La Toya Jackson
Mark McGrath
Lisa Rinna
David Cassidy
Dionne Warwick
Lil Jon
Niki Taylor
Jose Canseco
Richard Hatch
Star Jones
If you've got a better definition of torture than being trapped in a small space with Star Jones, interrogators worldwide want to speak with you. (There's only one of her and toxic waste transport laws mean she can't be loaned out.)
In other news, suicide rates just spiked for no apparent reason.
Go figure.
Based on prior scripts, she's already F2.