And the hits just keep on commin'

And a niece's favorite - "Farty Face".

My had two. Buttwipe and dingleberry

LAST EDITED ON 11-13-14 AT 04:02 PM (EST)

Hello readers, listeners, and watchers. As you may have noticed we here at the School of feminine raunchiness, The Really Really Really Raunchy girls Finishing School for Artistic Pleasures, have expanded our product distribution efforts to include a Cable Station, Netflix, Kindle, and all other media, including Google Glass. All you have to do is “be”, and we will be in your head. Awake or asleep, alive dead, we’ve penetrated all markets. It seems that we’ve become rather good at the game of penetration.

We are also pretty good at snaking out the most accurate and up to date spoilers the world has ever seen. Or will ever see, most likely. Because these gorgeous jewels of the jungle can snake thru the jungle foliage like reptiles, swing from the trees like monkeys, and burrow into the beach sand dunes like land crabs. They can and will do whatever is needed to make these poor souls talk.

And talk they do. Endless talk talk talk. Sometimes it seems that they won’t ever quit talking. But no matter, occasionally they actually say something worth hearing, and when they do we scoop the planet and report it to you.

Why?

Because we love you. And we love the idea of loving you. We also get off on the feeling that we get from having the thought that we love to love you. Then, after we reach the inevitable climatic conclusion, we start loving you all over again. (Who said Eeww? Who was that? Please keep your squeamish remarks to yourself. Thank you!). We are hygienic and do use protection, so no worries there.

Anyway, the latest and the greatest are herewith presentedith toith youith.

Google Glass Spoiler #1: As indicated, Keith is proud of his kid Wes for not having gone to jail yet. Keith has had experience inside, however, and he knows that it is inevitable for Wes too. Kind of a family tradition, actually, so he is trying to make sure that Wes understands that he will be forgiven when he does have to do time with ruthless deranged felons who are facing decades of womanless futures, and that he should not be ashamed to be a woman for these man. It just happens, Keith tells him, and it’s up to him whether you make it hard on yourself, or learn to enjoy it.

Keith tells him that it was good enough for his old man, and it’s good enough for him.

Keith said it was pretty boring inside anyway, and that at least it gave him something to do and made time go by faster. He said he was opposed to the idea at first, but that after the first few times it wasn’t so bad, and now, the memory doesn’t even leave a bad taste in his mouth. We assume he was speaking metaphorically, but let’s not question him too closely. TMI.

Google Glass Spoiler #2: The is a sarcasm alert, actually: The games continue on the EPMB’s back porch in <finger quote>Nicaragua<end finger quote> . Look for the croquet hoops in the back ground, the old man just can’t seem to give up his game, even for a single minute. He’s a croquet maniac.

Google Glass Spoiler #3: Reward Challenge alert: Race to gather up puzzle pieces, put them on a trolley, assemble a puzzle then raise a flag to win. Blah-dy Blah-dy Blah-dy Blah! (Yawn).

Google Glass Spoiler #4: The reward actually becomes a Vomit challenge for Wes, who, for someone that thinks he can handle himself, seriously can’t.

Google Glass Spoiler #5: This is how the race to eviction will unfold this week. Germy will take the lead out of the gate. Wes will be hugging the rail vomiting up his taco reward, but by the quarter pole, Baylor will be pacing the field. However, she will begin to fade down the stretch, and Reed will be riding Josh and whipping him into a frenzy, and at the line Josh will barely nose out Baylor in a photo finish. Have we talked about Josh’s nose yet? Well, we should. He has one. There. It’s been talked about.

Google Glass Spoiler #6: A skinny, malnourished, loud mouthed Keith thinks he could whip a young vigorous Baylor seven times by midmorning? He should watch that habit of making promises that his corpse would have to keep.

Google Glass Spoiler #7: But he brings up a good point. What good is Baylor except to be a camp slave? A debate for the ages.

Oh well. A better question is “Who is the camp slave this week, Alec? Keith? Wes? Who ain't farting or spittin this week?”

Google Glass Spoiler #8: Exile Island has no water? Should not be a problem, just smelt some local copper ore, roll it out into sheets to make a pot and tube, and hammer out a water still to turn salt water into fresh (Who said watching Moonshiners was stupid?).

Tribe puts me in my happy place.