After weeks of silence, broken only by not talking, Erik finally decides that his hunger has driven him into "Koo Koo for Coconut Puffs" Dawn type crazy territory. He decides to break his indentured servitude to gravity (see... a late breaking "Dawn and her teeth" joke)... and climb the tallest tree in the neighborhood.Even Survivors know that they can't eat a cell phone, but we live off product placement deals, so the SPRINT phone comes out and family members are dragged off their couches and into the game. Unfortunately, Brenda's good deeds end up kicking her in the butt repeatedly.
Even though Brenda goes humble, her plans crumble. And Eddie still can't solve the Sunday Jumble.
Mark "Can You Smell What the Raft is Cooking?" Burnett
Spoiler: This is the week when even the coconuts in the trees begin to mock Eric. And he hears them. He wants to touch them.
Spoiler: Dawn wakes up. Dawn cries
Dawn watches Eric climb a coconut palm tree. Dawn Cries
Family Members visit, Dawn Cries. Brenda Cries. Probst cries.
Brenda picks Dawn For RC BBQ. Dawn cries.
Dawn loses family visit, Dawn cries. And Dawn spits.
Dawn cries, then she looks up and makes a rational decision to eliminate her best friend from the game, then starts crying again.
Dawn stabs best friend in back, making her cry. Dawn cries.
Enough with the crying!
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Cochran warns Probst not to talk about his Mom. Then he relates the story about how 13 years ago he was sitting on a couch with his mom watching Survivor Borneo. How he shared a first kiss, a first romance, and more.
The audience is disgusted.
Probst is aroused.
The Jungle Monkeys laugh and hoot and holler, they think it's the funniest thing in the world. Of course, they think that about everything.
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