LAST EDITED ON 05-02-13 AT 12:20 PM (EST)I can't decide between
* I'm sure he was great at whatever game he was playing, but this show? Wasn't it.
* If you ever wondered how a four-month old puppy would do on this series, behold your answer. And it just fouled the carpet again.
* An endless supply of idols does not a strategy make.
* I have your ring, Jordan! You're thirty-one days of helpless without it!
* But was he naive enough to return next season?
* Cool story, bro. Go drown yourself.
* Lovely to look at
Nice to hold
If you try to ally with it
You get torn apart by wild horses