Some really great spoilers to report this week, once again brought to you a group of naked nymphos from the Really Really Raunchy School of Raunchiness and Vespa maintenance. Spoiler: Continuing his monster challenge streak, the white flash we know as Cochran (he removed his shirt for the RC this week) will score a point in the flying ball-toss challenge. This means that for two weeks in a row he actually has something brag about to his Twitter nerd buddies and to the pet ferret he keeps in his apartment. He named him Numbskull.
Spoiler: Brenda’s secret stealth name is Serenity, as announced to the world by Phil, leader of the super-secret group of assassins, Stealth-R-Us. But he should have named her Monk, because it seems she has taken a vow of silence, she wins a point for her team in the RC, she wins IC, and she never says a word. Maybe “Silent Assassin”? Or "She Who Smelt It Dealt it"?
Spoiler: Phil confides to his alliance that he lost the Immunity Challenge on purpose this time too, because with his super strength he could have bent the bars any time he wanted to and stuck his head thru. But this would have given his alliance too much of an advantage and possibly spilled the secret (that the whole world knows) about the existence of Stealth-R-Us. So, strategically, he had to purposely lose again.
Always thinking ahead, is that Phillip. Which is really hard to do when all you can see is the inside of your ass.
Just to make sure no one suspected their existence, he talked incessantly about them and all their secret names at TC.
Phil is absolutely the worst federal agent ever.
Bonus:
This Week’s Almost Fatal Helpful Gesture: In trying to help out Brenda by telling her that she could stop fighting the rising tide because she won the IC, Reynold does a cannon-ball dive and swamps her out. Brenda comes up choking and-blue lipped and really pissed at Reynold.
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Your creampie in the sky Twitter spotlight on Half A$$ Survivor Phillipfullofbeans.#bring your idol to TC
Next time Malcolm wears his shorts that have the pockets.
#19th nervous breakdown
Dawn, get over yourself.
#stfu
Phillip, please.
#idols for anyone who asks
Reynold, you knucklehead.
#serenity
Brenda, next time make nice to Jiffy, you'll get a better edit.
#dude
Erik, can I have a coconut double scoop?
Bite Me