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""Be The Survivor": S26 Ep07: "Julia Has Committed Several Foo Pas""
Posted by RollDdice on 03-28-13 at 00:40 AM

To the Tune of the Willy Wonka "Oompa Loompa Song":

FooPas... FooPas... do-ba-dee-doo.
There's a Federal Agent coming for you.
He's a gorilla and a lion, not smart as a fox.
Corrine calls him a Tubby Lunchbox.

Phillip boasts. Dawn pulls his strings like a ghost and Julia is toast.




Mark "*facepalm* " Burnett
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"RE: "Be The Survivor": S26 Ep07: "Julia Has Committed Several Foo Pas""
Posted by kingfish on 03-28-13 at 10:21 AM
LAST EDITED ON 03-28-13 AT 10:22 AM (EST)

Non-Spoiler: A sane thought lasts as long in Phillip’s head as Gangham style lasted as a dance fad.

Spoiler: Again, Cochran gets to the heart of the matter:

(Cochran, after Phillip 'confesses' to him that he ‘meant’ to lose the last IC. That it was actually part of his strategy to allow him to eat his cubs)

“It was complete crap, of course.”

Spoiler: Also, a great quote from Cochran, and what promises to be a portent of things to come, probably next week, and is in any case a lucid encapsulation of the situation at their camp:

(Cochran, in confessional just before TC):

“It's clear that Phillip wants to vote off Mike. I don't know if it's written in stone yet, but it's clearly nothing to do with either Julia or Mike. It's masking something that's about to come to the surface and tonight’s vote will be what sets into motion a series of events that completely brings the Phil/Corrine feud to the surface and makes it clear why they can't play together.”

How this plays out should be the focus of the next episode. And Cochran's getting the best edit as well as the best quotes.

Spoiler: Julia is actually Danica Patrick's little sister.


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"RE: "Be The Survivor": S26 Ep07: "Julia Has Committed Several Foo Pas""
Posted by agman on 03-28-13 at 12:33 PM
When do I start gettting a little more camera time? This is getting boring! Now that we have changed tribes, I don't even get to have a secret agent name.


"RE: "Be The Survivor": S26 Ep07: "Julia Has Committed Several Foo Pas""
Posted by kingfish on 03-28-13 at 01:15 PM
LAST EDITED ON 03-28-13 AT 01:15 PM (EST)

You need to start talking all smart like again.

Besides, you do realize that the longer the focus is not on you, the longer you stary in the game. At this rate, you and Brenda seem to be a lock to last to the merge, and maybe even to the final three.

So just keep your head down.



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"RE: "Be The Survivor": S26 Ep07: "Julia Has Committed Several Foo Pas""
Posted by suzzee on 03-28-13 at 04:05 PM
I am Danica's sister, but she forgot about me.


Boring Contestant Award Winner

"RE: "Be The Survivor": S26 Ep07: "Julia Has Committed Several Foo Pas""
Posted by suzzee on 03-28-13 at 04:02 PM
LAST EDITED ON 03-28-13 AT 04:03 PM (EST)

I was voted out for being the single most boring contestant in Survivor history. I'll probably have to wear a "Hello! I'm Julia" sticky name tag at the reunion.


I've never had a more lame BTS character!


"RE: "Be The Survivor": S26 Ep07: "Julia Has Committed Several Foo Pas""
Posted by RollDdice on 04-04-13 at 01:27 AM

Sheesh! Now the Julia speaks. Even the coconuts were driving laps around you. Maybe you needed a personality pit stop.




Hidden takeout, crouching cookie.
"RE: "Be The Survivor": S26 Ep07: "Julia Has Committed Several Foo Pas""
Posted by suzzee on 03-28-13 at 04:07 PM
Phillip-Phillip-Phillip...tsk-tsk! So you blew the challenges ON PURPOSE?!??

Yeah, right Mr. Specialist


Bite Me

"RE: "Be The Survivor": S26 Ep07: "Julia Has Committed Several Foo Pas""
Posted by jbug on 03-28-13 at 04:43 PM
Dawn pulls his strings like a ghost

Did I do that? (Urkel voice)


"RE: "Be The Survivor": S26 Ep07: "Julia Has Committed Several Foo Pas""
Posted by Molaholic on 03-28-13 at 09:15 PM
Just call me The Man of Steel. If wasn't for me, our tribe would have been toast. Not only did I personally win both RC and IC, I also weeded out the other HII. All of that and my hair still looks great.

"RE: "Be The Survivor": S26 Ep07: "Julia Has Committed Several Foo Pas""
Posted by kingfish on 03-29-13 at 09:53 AM
Spoiler: Mike comes out of his coconut shell and is openly revealed as gay. And it’s a very good thing that this happened after Brandon left, because, what with his issues with women who temp him into sin (in his imagination), how would he react when he thinks a guy wants to boink him? Would demons appear on his shoulders to tempt him to evil? Would he scratch his eyes out? Would he use the machete to emasculate himself? Would his head explode? Come to think of it, either of those would be a good outcome.

Next week, Brenda and Andrea hook up to make le amour', Phillip is caught in the shower with the island hobbit man, and Malcolm flirts with a winsome baboon swinger couple. And a lot of other coconuts emerge from their hidden shells.

Spoiler: This year, Julia wins the ‘Beardie Award’ with her impressive growth of underarm hair. This is the first year in which U/A hair was considered for this award, but Julia broke thru that glass ceiling with the thickest, curliest, blackest thatch anyone on the production staff had ever seen. So a big hand for Julia and her big black hairy underarm pelts. She became a shoo-in after Matt was evicted last week (and truthfully, she may have won anyway – she hairy!). The prize that accompanies this award is her choice of a vacation at any French beach resort where she’ll fit right in, or an appointment with a laser at a hair removal clinic. This option, however, because of her especially heavy growth, is limited to 10 visits. After that she is on her hirsute own.

Spoiler: Next week they are all made to eat Foo Pies.


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"RE: "Be The Survivor": S26 Ep07: "Julia Has Committed Several Foo Pas""
Posted by kingfish on 04-01-13 at 09:06 AM
Spoiler: With incredible sleuthing by the most incredibly lush and Raunchy sleuths you can imagine, we here at the Raunchy Girl’s School Spoilers Bureau have sleuthed out the sleuthiest sleuthing of this season.

CBS posted previews of next week’s episode which showed Erik’s new camp banner. The new tribe is apparently going to be named Enil Edam. “Whaaa?” You may ask. Which is what we at the Bureau asked ourselves. Is this another Boston Rob misdirection ploy about a stuffed toy? Or did each survivor get to chose a letter? Or is there a deeper meaning?

Who is Enil Edam? Or (rearranging the letters) Made line? Or Madeline?

Well it turns out that it is none of the above. It turns out that this name was of Eric’s doing, and Erik was thinking nostalgic thoughts about his new beach girlfriend back home, Limonade. Her parents apparently had trouble spelling as well as thinking up baby girl's names. Which, considering the inbreeding rampant among old hippie communities in California’s beach communities, might be a genetic explanation for Erik's deep thinking disability.

So there you have it, hot off the Spoiler Press.


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