This is from today's "Watch with Kristen" column. Oh, there's so much bashing material here, I'm having a meltdown!

http://www.eonline.com/Gossip/Kristin/Archive2003/030131b.html

Joe Mama: "Let's just say the girls aren't the only ones getting duped." A friend working on the show Joe Millionaire left me with that juicy tidbit this week, adding fuel to the rumors that dopey Evan Marriott might not be so down and out after all.

Not surprisingly, Marriott would speak of no such thing when I laid it on him during a recent interview, other than to say, "If my father owned the Marriott, I would never work at the Regent!" But he did make it crystal clear that one thing is not a fabrication: He really isn't the sharpest pitchfork in the tool shed.

A few snippets for your snickering pleasure:

On Peace in the Middle East: "I think we ought to turn Iraq into Arab Disney. We got Japanese Disney, we got Euro Disney, we got American Disney. What's wrong with Arab Disney? It'd be a great place for Aladdin."

On His Perfect Soul Mate: "I like redheads. Looking at girlfriends I've had in the past, some are short, some are tall, some are bitchy, some are nice. But if there's a redhead in the crowd, I'll go there. I like Marilu Henner. But she's got that whole actress thing goin' on, which I don't really understand..." (Somebody please explain!)

On Fellow Reality Star Trista Rehn: "Man, that is a good-lookin' girl! God bless that girl. That's the big shocker--ABC and Fox got us together. I didn't watch any of The Bachelor and to see she wasn't the one that was picked, I was, like, 'That's a good-lookin' girl! She's going to be a star!' "

On His Post-Joe Love Life: "Oh, hell, I don't know. It wasn't that bad before the show. It wasn't going anywhere, but it wasn't that bad. I guess we'll have to wait until after the show to see. I don't think anybody can predict that."

Hmmm...does that mean we can assume he didn't find lasting love?

Royalty, shmoyalty...EVIL rules!

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Maybe Trista picks Evan!!!!!!!
*giggle*

Cin

Oh mommy please take us to Arab Disney.....Please...Please!

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!

"It's only cheating if you get caught".....Al Bundy

This guy never ceases to amuze me. Arab Disney, thats the ticket! W should have him working in the West Wing, LOL.

It is astonishing how foolish humans can be in groups, especially when they follow their leaders without question - States: The Bene Gesserit View. All States Are an Abstraction.

"Oh no Mr. UN Inspector, those aren't weapons of mass destruction. They are prototypes for rides at Arab Disneyland - opening in 2005!"

Evan is dumber then an eraser. I'm going to miss this show when its gone though.

"I resolve to constantly assert my honest opinion on anything and everything - whether it's requested or not."

The entire country of Iraq into Arab Disney? Now that's a big amusement park! Will there be flying carpets to get from one "land" to another?

WTF?

It's not the oil after all! Disney just wants the real estate for its secret Arab Disney plans, and Saddam doesn't get to be the Mickey! But have WE got a Dumbo lined up for their enjoyment!