if i keep her all the way to the finals, i'll beat her

but if i have to live with this maniac that long, i might kill her

but if i kill her, surely the jury will understand

no, the criminal jury, but that's a good point too

Your nightmare for the day: somewhere, someone had sex with that.

• RE: Abi-symal.,PepeLePew13, 08:20 AM, 11-08-12
  • Abimaniac?,Estee, 09:33 AM, 11-08-12
    • RE: Abimaniac?,PepeLePew13, 11:52 AM, 11-08-12
      • RE: Abimaniac?,byoffer, 12:20 PM, 11-08-12
        • RE: Abimaniac?,PepeLePew13, 12:49 PM, 11-08-12
          • RE: Abimaniac?,Colonel Zoidberg, 03:45 PM, 11-08-12
      • RE: Abimaniac?,kingfish, 07:35 PM, 11-08-12
        • RE: Abimaniac?,PepeLePew13, 08:45 PM, 11-08-12
    • RE: Abimaniac?,Bebo, 09:42 PM, 11-09-12
      • Congratulations!,Estee, 11:18 PM, 11-09-12
• RE: Abi-symal.,byoffer, 05:27 PM, 11-08-12
• RE: Abi-symal.,kingfish, 07:33 PM, 11-08-12
• I take it back.,Estee, 11:48 PM, 11-14-12
  • RE: I take it back.,suzzee, 12:49 PM, 11-15-12
• We found her challenge skill set!,Estee, 09:07 AM, 11-29-12
  • RE: We found her challenge skill set!,Colonel Zoidberg, 10:42 AM, 11-30-12
    • RE: We found her challenge skill set!,suzzee, 11:30 AM, 11-30-12

To add to the nightmare: Imagine Abi-Maniac and Carter producing an offspring. What would it look like?

I feel a song coming on!

It's time for Abi-Maniac
'cause she's zany to the max
She'll never pay a tax
Her sanity test was lax
She's our Abi-maniac!

Come join the Survivor siblings
And their crazy Big Chief Jeff
Just for fun he runs them until they have to bleep his F
They threw them on an island
To bring down her attacks
But she'll get loose and we'll vamoose
Until All-Stars brings her back!

She's the Abi-Maniac!
Malcolm schemes and Jeff Kent yaks
Skupin packs away the snacks
While Artis works a wooden fax
Thanks to Abi-Maniac!

Meet Abi and her Carter, they want to rule the universe
Alliances flock together, Lisa hits kids with her purse
Denise chases Peter while Penner makes it worse
The editors flipped and lost the script so MB ordered a hearse!

They're all Abi-Maniacs!
They're shackled to their contracts
There's idols hiding in their tracks
Jeff should make them walk on tacks
They're Abi-Mani
Totally insaney
(Casting is to blamey)
Abi-maniacs!

We're sick of these hacks.

Nice!

Here's a couple of unfortunate (depending on your POV) camera angles that makes it appear, uhmm, ahhh, well ya know...

What kills me is the timing that makes it appear Artis sees what is going on in Carter's mind and then is chuckling while Carter makes his move...

thanks for the song Estee. Hopefully not an ear-worm!!

And thanks for the visual gags, Pepe. That is funny (though I suspect Artis is really laughing at Penner from the other team, as Penner was doing the "dukes up" pre-challenge threat across the beach).

Oh yah, Artis definitely was chuckling at Penner's antics in reality but the timing here in these vidcaps is just impeccable.

Best. Song. Ever.

I'm wondering what Skupin is describing in the first photo with his hand gesture.

Not sure, but Skupin had a nice Frankenstein look from last week (below) and it seems like the Mad Scientist, Mark Burnett has taken it one step further by adding an extra pair of arms (above).

*slaps Estee*

That's one of my favorite shows of all time, and now you have to go and ruin it by associating it with her. You could have gone the Alanis Morrisette route...

I've got one hand in my pocket,
And the other one's showing the idol.

You are now Abi's Special Friend!

LAST EDITED ON 11-09-12 AT 00:45 AM (EST)

Abi sure lost her brain at TC blabbing needlessly about have an HII.

And we all know who found her brain.

such a great movie.