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""Be The Survivor"- Philippines: S25 Sign Up Thresd "

Posted by RollDdice on 09-07-12 at 02:18 AM
Welcome back Ladies and Gentlemen... and those of you who are still undecided. We bring you another season of BTS - Beat Be The Survivor. Some of you may be mourning the loss of Colton, the Ragin' Racist, but fear not; we have a selection of mentally feeble and socially awkward Survivors for your mocking and bashing pleasure. Did I mention that we also have D-List Celebrities as well?

As always, I am pleased to announce that kingfish and suzzee are on high alert. (Some are higher than others...) And I've asked the one and only tribe to design siggies that will delight and amaze you.

The Cast is listed below. Please request a character (or Snuffer, or animal, or Hidden Immunity Idol; hell, we’re into cosplay, transmogrification and irony worship here, so almost anything goes). Please suggest your own concise but poignant tagline.

To help things run smoothly in this Sign Up thresd, please put the requested Character name in the Subject line and snark from there in the body of the message. Also, being a part of this BTS is like winning the lotto, getting super powers or being one of the hundreds of people who have been allowed to take a walking tour of Kim Kardashian's tan lines, but we do have a lot of characters to play with so please get the word out to those may otherwise be intimidated by the level of wit and snarkitude that we display on a regular basis.

And for those of you who are reading and chuckling right now... if you can lurk, you can play!


Here’s the cast:

Kalabaw Tribe - Water Buffalo

Jonathan Penner - Writer, Producer, Actor - Former Knee Evacuee
Sarah Dawson - Insurance Sales, Alicia Wannabe
Katie Hanson - Former Miss Delaware, Another suit filler... uhhm seat filler?
Jeff Kent - Former Baseball MVP, May not get to 2nd base on Survivor
Dana Lambert - Cosmetologist, Tattoo canvas
Carter Williams - Track Coach (Coach?) - Will fetch a stick if you whistle.


Tandang Tribe - Rooster

Michael Skulpin- Former Crispy Critter- Self-Employed, Father of 7
Abi-Maria Gomes - Business Student, Saving up for implants
Roberta “R.C.” Saint-Armour - Investment Banker, Thinks she's on a Bank Team-Building Retreat
Artis Silvester - Computer Engineer, Gets HBO on his earrings/DIRECT TV dish
Lisa Whelchel - Former Blair
Pete Yurkowski - Engineering Graduate and Secret MAW

Matsing Tribe - Monkey

Russell Swan - Attorney, Dehydration for the Defense
Malcolm Freberg - Bartender (Mixologist looking for a Happy Hour)
Zane Knight- Tire Repair (clone of Russell/Brandon)
Angie Layton - Student, Will not drown in water challenges
Roxanne “Roxy” Morris - Seminary Student, Will lie and cheat while quoting Scripture
Denise Stapley- Sex Therapist (Director of Irony)



Hidden takeout, crouching cookie.

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"RE: "Be The Survivor"- Philippines: S25 Sign Up Thresd "
Posted by suzzee on 09-07-12 at 11:23 AM
LAST EDITED ON 09-07-12 AT 11:26 AM (EST)

I have to grab Lisa/Blair for sure. Tag line "Kiss my Tootie"

I have more people in my head than Sybil....

Let the bash begin! Thanks for hosting Rolly


Agman made me someone
else


Let me hook you up


Who's idea was this anyway?


Picking great alliances since Episode 1!


Hey! Who moved the island?


I have a hospital shack somewhere around here.


I'll go bridal on your a$$


I’m in between tribes, sorry…


"RE: "Be The Survivor"- Philippines: S25 Sign Up Thresd "
Posted by suzzee on 09-07-12 at 11:45 AM


Welcome back Ladies and Gentlemen... and those of you who are still undecided.

I vote independent, we have better conventions.



"Alternate Lisa tags."
Posted by Estee on 09-07-12 at 03:18 PM
Abusing Children For The Lord Since 2008

Random Punishments Equal Total Obedience

PTC In The House! -- Now Burn It Down

A Palm Nail A Day Keeps A Foul Mouth Away

Beatings Are A Fact Of Life



"RE: Alternate Lisa tags."
Posted by suzzee on 09-07-12 at 04:11 PM
Awesome, those are going to make lovely under the siggie lines. Your royalty checks will be mailed to you from a Nigerian bank account.



Coolest Siggie Ever thx Tribe! 2008



"Lisa"
Posted by tribephyl on 09-07-12 at 05:30 PM

"RE: Lisa"
Posted by suzzee on 09-08-12 at 07:32 AM
Oh boy, this is going to be fun.




"RE: "Be The Survivor"- Philippines: S25 Sign Up Thresd "
Posted by byoffer on 09-07-12 at 04:57 PM
I'll play. If Skupin is available, I would play him. What about a tag-line of Back for Smore?

"RE: "Be The Survivor"- Philippines: S25 Sign Up Thresd "
Posted by RollDdice on 09-07-12 at 05:25 PM
I'd do a minor mod to Back for S'more, but that's got to be the funniest thing I've seen today other than Estee's contributions.



Hidden takeout, crouching cookie.

"Michael"
Posted by tribephyl on 09-07-12 at 05:31 PM

"RE: Michael"
Posted by suzzee on 09-08-12 at 07:35 AM
That is a riot. Love the campfire reference. Pure genius. Bwahaha

"RE: "Be The Survivor"- Philippines: S25 Sign Up Thresd "
Posted by PepeLePew13 on 09-08-12 at 03:20 PM
Brilliant!

My first thought was "Human Kabob" or something like that.


"Raunchy Poop Scoopers"
Posted by kingfish on 09-09-12 at 05:49 PM
I'm back, and will be the A number one super accurate spoiler again. However I was so accurate last year that maybe we should move this from Bashers to Spoilers?

What?

It's OK; it'll be alright right where it is?

OK. As long as everyone is game. Lurkers, beware!

The Raunchy Girl Island Spies (Scoopers of the latest Poop) will return with their chopped Vespa Hogs and will be roaming the Philippine jungle. They will use their feminine wiles on the production crews and native wildlife as required to get the inside dope. And, yes, to get dope inside them, they are cutely incorrigible.

They will do raunchy girl tricks, perform raunchy girl shows, sell raunchy girl tee shirts and crotch-less panties (this gig ain’t cheap, folks, especially with my refreshment bill), teach a few classes in Vespa Maintenance, torture any Exec. Prod. personnel thay can capture, and pick a few video tapes and emails from bewildered, bemused, and quite frankly, star struck, crew pockets.


"RE: Raunchy Poop Scoopers"
Posted by kingfish on 09-09-12 at 05:55 PM
And Fooner, this season please don't pick the first survivor to be evicted.

By rights we should be able to torture your character for more than one week. One slow spit turning week over a low fire just won't do.

It's only fair.


"The Raunchy Girls"
Posted by tribephyl on 09-09-12 at 06:21 PM

"RE: The Raunchy Girls"
Posted by kingfish on 09-09-12 at 08:11 PM
Very funny. And very fragrant.


"Yoink"
Posted by suzzee on 09-11-12 at 08:10 AM
tee-hee


Shady Ladies of Ill Repute



"Rolly!"
Posted by suzzee on 09-11-12 at 08:19 AM
LAST EDITED ON 09-11-12 AT 08:19 AM (EST)

Rolly has stepped out for a bit (until he can bail himself out of the Phillipines Hooskow) so he'll be unavailable for a short while but never fear he will be back and ready to go after his um, his oh yeah, his sabbatical.



Coronation by Tribe


"Katie Hanson"
Posted by jbug on 09-11-12 at 10:58 AM
Former Miss Delaware, Another suit filler... uhhm seat filler?

This should be fun. I've never filled out a suit like this before.
studying criminal justice & wants to be a state trooper?

tag line?
Pull over honey.

Two men are driving through Deleware when they get pulled over by a State Trooper. The cop walks up and taps on the window with her nightstick. The driver rolls down the window and WHACK, the cop smacks him in the head with the stick.

The driver asks, "What the hell was that for?"

The cop answers, "You're in Deleware honey. When we pull you over, you better have your license ready when we get to your car."

The driver says, "I'm sorry, Officer, I'm not from around here."

The cop runs a check on the guy's license, and he's clean. She gives the guy his license back, walks around to the passenger side, and taps on the window. The passenger rolls down the window and WHACK, the cop smacks him on the head with the nightstick.

The passenger asks, "What'd you do that for?"

The cop says, "Just making your wish come true."

The passenger asks, "Making what wish come true?"

The cop says, "I know that two miles down the road you're gonna say to your buddy, "I wish that Son-of-a-B*tch would've tried that sh*t with me!"

Yep; expect lots of cop jokes this season.



"RE: Katie Hanson"
Posted by byoffer on 09-11-12 at 11:22 AM
Pull over honey.

Are you sure it isn't a cardigan?


"RE: Katie Hanson"
Posted by jbug on 09-11-12 at 08:13 PM
smart a$$

"Katie"
Posted by tribephyl on 09-11-12 at 03:06 PM

"RE: Katie"
Posted by jbug on 09-11-12 at 08:12 PM
Thanks Tribey.
glad you put the comma & capital H there.

punctuation & capital letters are sooooo important!

"You should help your Uncle Jack off his horse."

"You should help your uncle jack off his horse."



"RE: "Be The Survivor"- Philippines: S25 Sign Up Thresd "
Posted by woeisme1 on 09-15-12 at 10:39 PM
Not playing, just wanted to say hi pal


"RE: "Be The Survivor"- Philippines: S25 Sign Up Thresd "
Posted by jbug on 09-16-12 at 07:22 PM
you could pop in now and then as the sand on the beach; who else here has more experience with sand?y



"RE: "Be The Survivor"- Philippines: S25 Sign Up Thresd "
Posted by kingfish on 09-16-12 at 10:09 PM
Not gonna play? grab a character, you get a free Siggie and can unleash your inner rebel. Or snarkster. Or whatever, there really aren't any rules. Or winners, or losers.

"RE: "Be The Survivor"- Philippines: S25 Sign Up Thresd "
Posted by Scarlett O Hara on 09-19-12 at 08:26 AM
I'll be the hot Brazilian Celebrity Wannabe ... Abi-Maria Gomez.

Andele!! Andele Muchacho!

Thanks,
Scarlett


"Abi"
Posted by tribephyl on 09-19-12 at 05:48 PM

"RE: "Be The Survivor"- Philippines: S25 Sign Up Thresd "
Posted by byoffer on 09-19-12 at 09:36 AM
Woo Hoo!!! And away we go. I am quite excited about this season and my attempt at redemption.

And I am all set with my luxury item...


Let the games begin!!




"Hey Scupin"
Posted by suzzee on 09-19-12 at 02:21 PM
I found your passport picture.



>and away we go<


Beatings Are A Fact Of Life


"LOL"
Posted by jbug on 09-19-12 at 02:45 PM
We may have to use his fire extinguisher on some of the guys; some are hot hot hot!



"RE: LOL"
Posted by byoffer on 09-19-12 at 03:48 PM
And that is something coming from a former beauty queen!




"RE: "Be The Survivor"- Philippines: S25 Sign Up Thresd "
Posted by Molaholic on 09-19-12 at 11:51 AM
LAST EDITED ON 09-19-12 AT 04:02 PM (EST)

I feel a break in tradition coming --

I would like to put in for Jeff Kent with the tag line "I've homered. Deal with it."


Thanks!

I'll also stick with Jiffy's snuffer -- tag line is "ER crew is standing by"


"Jeff K and the Snuffer"
Posted by tribephyl on 09-19-12 at 06:05 PM
I have a feeling these two will become quite close friends.


"RE: Jeff K and the Snuffer"
Posted by Molaholic on 09-19-12 at 10:08 PM
Thanks

Thanks





"RE: "Be The Survivor"- Philippines: S25 Sign Up Thresd "
Posted by Scarlett O Hara on 09-19-12 at 08:03 PM
I'm sexy and I know it!



"Jeff's Shirt"
Posted by Travel_Queen on 09-20-12 at 11:41 AM
LAST EDITED ON 09-20-12 AT 11:42 AM (EST)

Hey..I'd like to play this year..

Tagline: Fifty Shades of Blue


"Jeff's Shirt"
Posted by tribephyl on 09-20-12 at 05:33 PM




"RE: "TC Jury Bench'"
Posted by caseymagoo on 09-20-12 at 03:01 PM
'We won't get fooled again'. I may not be able to watch much more than TC each week this fall but love BTS

"Jury Bench"
Posted by tribephyl on 09-20-12 at 05:34 PM




"RE: Jury Bench"
Posted by caseymagoo on 09-20-12 at 06:05 PM
thanks from 'benchie'



"Denise Stapley"
Posted by MissMyth on 09-23-12 at 12:31 PM
Share your dirty, little secrets

"Denise Stapley"
Posted by tribephyl on 09-23-12 at 04:02 PM

"RE: Denise Stapley"
Posted by MissMyth on 09-23-12 at 04:44 PM
Thank you, thank you Tribephyl! I like the tweak.


"Siggie Request"
Posted by suzzee on 09-28-12 at 10:14 AM
This one please, I need an alter ego. Thanks!

The Coconut Gallery
We're just hanging around (temporary tag)


"CoconutGallery"
Posted by tribephyl on 09-28-12 at 05:24 PM

"RE: CoconutGallery"
Posted by suzzee on 10-01-12 at 11:16 AM
Thank you dahlin'


What a lovely bunch of coconuts.