Actually I owe you and your coattail riders a debt of gratitude for being so eager to shell out your money to put your grubby little fingers on all that food. It allowed me to outbid only one of you for the advantage. Not that I really needed it to whoop all your butts in the IC.

Now you'll have to put up with me for at least another three days! And eventually at FTC when you have to answer to me about how you lied to your alliance mates. HaHa!!!

Troyzero is gonna be standing in the corner wearing a dunce cap next time he raises his voice to me. I do NOT put up with that attitude.

Well get used to that attitude for at least three more days!

Actually that dunce cap would look better over your nose...this way it would be more difficult when you try to stick it in other people's business.

And as an added bonus it would be a painful experience for Kim when you are putting your nose up her butt.

LMAO!!!

Hello there in spoiler land, it is I, Moe, Moe deInfo, your runway reporter, with the latest and absolutely the greatest in the way of secrets from the Big Girl panty show.

Here at the Exclusive Ladies school for the Ever so Raunchy, where pre-Raunchy girls are taken by the hand and led thru the intricate learning processes necessary to turn out a really very raunchy lady and Moped Mechanic, the girls don't wear big girl panties very long. Here, panties are just an excuse to get the party rolling. And it is a School tradition to rip off the panties at graduation and throw them in the air in eruptions of ecstasy.

Of course, most girls return year after year for various post graduate degrees, so they practice shedding panties every night just to stay in practice.

But enough about that, you tuned in to hear the latest inside spoilers, so here they are, brought to you as always by my swinging monkey agents on the latest banana boat. Not to be confused with Tarzan's underwear.

Spoiler #1 Sabrina has her big girl panties on.

Spoiler #2 Little Leif took a little trip down a little path leading to the little Ponderosa. And as he was tripping down the short flight of stairs, he made a short statement, a very brief statement, about how his time on the island was just too short, much too short, and he wished he could have stayed longer.

Spoiler #3 Probst Spoiler Tell: when Probst wears his black fishing shirt to challenges, look for the focus of that episode to be on girl's panties. Moe considers these episodes to be season highlights.

Spoiler #4 Tarzan will raise his hand and ask if he can let his inner self emerge at the next TC. The rest of the tribe, the production crew, and the whole of the civilized world (plus, it is suspected, a few alien visitors) will immediately stand together in opposition to that gristly prospect. No one really knows what Tarzan's inner self is, and no one wants to know.

Spoiler #5 In the next auction, the remaining survivors will pool their money to buy a disinfectant shower for Tarzan.

Spoiler #6 Clueless Jay will be reported missing at sea. Seems he will not be able to follow a lit path to the Ponderosa. It really is no wonder that he found the one profession where being clueless isn't much of an impairment.

Tribe woke up one morning and found this under his pillow.