Am I allowed to start an east coast spoiler thread after the show has ended? Meh, why not. It's not like anyone is looking anyway.

Tonight's challenge involved selling art for charity, and pitted Piers against Omarosa. All that was missing was the steal cage. Piers certainly took this personally, and made every effort to go all "Tito" on Omarosa.

Omarosa's team (Baldwin and Atkins) decided to go for the lower cost art to focus on volume. Peirs' team (Alt and Lewis)realized that one artists work could be sold multiple times, and went for that.

Phone calls were made to bring in "friendly buyers", and the celebs tried to actually learn something about the art. In addition each team had 2 rooms each to decorate in a shared facility. Baldwin tried to spy on the other team, resulting in a "punch threat" from Piers.

The start of the selling period seemed to favour Omarosa's team. She was directing all arrivals to her rooms, and Lennox was left waiving at air.

But when it came to selling, Piers' team kicked butt. Carol even managed to sell to one of Baldwin's friendly buyers, someone who Baldwin himself couldn't sell to.

I don't recall the final stats exactly, but Oma's team sold only 3 of 16 pieces of art, and Piers' team sold about 15 of 20. In dollar terms that was something like $140K to $7K.

Piers has now won 3x as PM, I believe, and I also think they said this was Oma's 3rd loss of the season. Some numbers lie, but not those ones.

According to The Donald, the biggest azz-kicking in the history of the show. Piers was so happy that he actually asked Donald to reward him by making a double kill, suggesting that both Oma and Baldwin deserved to go (and I agreed).

Oma squirmed, and even went as far as to call Piers a closet homosexual. When invited back to defend himself Piers returned only long enough to give Aktins a kiss on the cheek. A brilliant play, but Atkins just didn't get it and was totally put off. Lennox nearly peed himself, as did The Donald totally understanding the play made by Piers. Line of the night may have gone to Lennox (I think it was him) who noted that "a man just shouldn't kiss a cowboy". Maybe he missed Brokeback, but the reaction by Atkins certainly was one of shock.

Sadly Donald didn't swing the axe twice, but thankfully he did swing it at Oma.

Ding Dong, the witch is dead.

Even though this is a spoiler thread, I am leaving my siggie on since no one is looking anyway!